Major Parasail Fail

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Greg J.
17,854 Views 8 years ago

The thing about fucking while you are on a parasail is it almost guarantees a 20-30 foot uncontrolled drop. That's not the part that gets you though. It's the sudden stop after the fall onto the rocks. That part really sucks.

37 Comments
  • st1d2db1 October 16, 2008

    see what happens when you dont use your turn signal!!!!

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  • lickadslit October 16, 2008

    Fly UNITED!

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  • punkchef13 October 16, 2008

    lol fail

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  • twistatoe October 16, 2008

    Well, now I know how to do away with an annoying friend. Happy birthday! It's a parasail!

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  • chloe6 October 16, 2008

    Stupid moron, why to fall onto rocks if you can fall over soft grass?

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  • 2indastink October 16, 2008

    I thought a parasail was something you put in your cocktail?

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  • loserboyed October 16, 2008

    ParaFail = Parapalegic

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  • dazzza October 16, 2008

    "beep" ..."beep" the gold tooth is mine.

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  • truckinkitty October 16, 2008

    see what happens when you make a lane change without proper passsing room and no signal? kinda looked like those florida love bugs im always scraping off the windshield

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  • dazzza October 16, 2008

    i always wondered what if... you pull the cord too early, and some other fucker lands on your head,

    fuck it i'm jumping last.

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  • drtyrell October 16, 2008

    Get this fucking Parachute OFF ME!

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  • yeayeayea October 16, 2008

    Idiot forgot to deploy his parachute.

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  • ramafistfadge October 16, 2008

    ok,ok. dont panic..were still missing a knee-cap and a arse bone...

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  • jehuty540 October 16, 2008

    lolol did they really need to launch them both a once?

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  • tocolochi October 16, 2008

    ohhh fuck.... i know how much that hurts ...!!

    ................hahahahaah

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  • godless1 October 16, 2008

    Well, who put all those fucking rocks there anyway?

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  • richonaids October 16, 2008

    PLAY FIGHT

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  • madbasturd October 16, 2008

    could they land/crash a bit faster? makes a better video for all us commentators

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  • shimmery315 October 16, 2008

    shoulda picked something softer to land on, like nails.

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  • rareranking October 16, 2008

    Seems like the people in turckey never uses comment since, that is one country that is backwards, they do things by chance rather then common since

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  • fetuswithaids October 16, 2008

    Nice wickedly windy day to go parafailing!

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  • joecommonsense October 16, 2008

    let me write the news story for ya'all....AP(NEW ZELAND) TOP BIG BUISNESS CEO DUMBASS CRASHES INTO PROFFESIONAL PARASAILER INSTRUCTOR BOYFRIEND. The executive, a novice, had no clue except for on the spot instructions and took off thinking the $20,000 cost to do the event had made him a pro overnight. The boyfriend instructor, who was wipped to the ground like a shower towel snapper AAAAOUUCH, walked it off.

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  • fetuswithaids October 16, 2008

    ^^^^^^You're a fucking nutcase,Joe!I mean that in a good way!

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  • seanyboy October 16, 2008

    Water is the elixier of life..... fuck dat pass the fucking morphene scrote!

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  • skydiver29 October 16, 2008

    if its your first day at flight culb you must flight!

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  • mouser October 17, 2008

    i rather play with dirtbikes miself

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  • bucknuts October 17, 2008

    Great landings AND! firstaid lessons......WOW!!

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  • lonecapone October 17, 2008

    What a klutz,I say ol chap....is that a parachute sticking out of your rear end?

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  • darkwestern October 17, 2008

    Yes, thankfully they avoided the hilly pasture and landed in the jagged rocks.

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  • briskman11 October 17, 2008

    Oww my neck back arm chest face ear legs knees balls!!!

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  • marsape October 17, 2008

    ha ha fucking ha... you are on my hate list with bush walkers that go missing... wasting up valuable emergency services and tax payer's money, fucking deserve every broken bone you have, should be made to take out large insurance packages before being able to do this shit

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  • theaussie October 17, 2008

    Musical Chairs parasailing version

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  • redcalx October 17, 2008

    there could have at least been something better than the grownd for them to SLAM into like sharks or a prison yard or a fireworks factory!!!

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  • yestrnight October 17, 2008

    gay

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  • spinal-tap October 17, 2008

    jeez

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  • dinosaur007 October 18, 2008

    i rather finger my lady than watch this stupid bitch..

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  • gon_o_rea_drip October 20, 2008

    if it wasn't for stupid people there would be no crazyshit.

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