The thing about fucking while you are on a parasail is it almost guarantees a 20-30 foot uncontrolled drop. That's not the part that gets you though. It's the sudden stop after the fall onto the rocks. That part really sucks.
see what happens when you dont use your turn signal!!!!
Well, now I know how to do away with an annoying friend. Happy birthday! It's a parasail!
Stupid moron, why to fall onto rocks if you can fall over soft grass?
I thought a parasail was something you put in your cocktail?
ParaFail = Parapalegic
"beep" ..."beep" the gold tooth is mine.
see what happens when you make a lane change without proper passsing room and no signal? kinda looked like those florida love bugs im always scraping off the windshield
i always wondered what if... you pull the cord too early, and some other fucker lands on your head,
fuck it i'm jumping last.
Get this fucking Parachute OFF ME!
Idiot forgot to deploy his parachute.
ok,ok. dont panic..were still missing a knee-cap and a arse bone...
lolol did they really need to launch them both a once?
ohhh fuck.... i know how much that hurts ...!!
Well, who put all those fucking rocks there anyway?
could they land/crash a bit faster? makes a better video for all us commentators
shoulda picked something softer to land on, like nails.
Seems like the people in turckey never uses comment since, that is one country that is backwards, they do things by chance rather then common since
Nice wickedly windy day to go parafailing!
let me write the news story for ya'all....AP(NEW ZELAND) TOP BIG BUISNESS CEO DUMBASS CRASHES INTO PROFFESIONAL PARASAILER INSTRUCTOR BOYFRIEND. The executive, a novice, had no clue except for on the spot instructions and took off thinking the $20,000 cost to do the event had made him a pro overnight. The boyfriend instructor, who was wipped to the ground like a shower towel snapper AAAAOUUCH, walked it off.
^^^^^^You're a fucking nutcase,Joe!I mean that in a good way!
Water is the elixier of life..... fuck dat pass the fucking morphene scrote!
if its your first day at flight culb you must flight!
i rather play with dirtbikes miself
Great landings AND! firstaid lessons......WOW!!
What a klutz,I say ol chap....is that a parachute sticking out of your rear end?
Yes, thankfully they avoided the hilly pasture and landed in the jagged rocks.
Oww my neck back arm chest face ear legs knees balls!!!
ha ha fucking ha... you are on my hate list with bush walkers that go missing... wasting up valuable emergency services and tax payer's money, fucking deserve every broken bone you have, should be made to take out large insurance packages before being able to do this shit
Musical Chairs parasailing version
there could have at least been something better than the grownd for them to SLAM into like sharks or a prison yard or a fireworks factory!!!
i rather finger my lady than watch this stupid bitch..
if it wasn't for stupid people there would be no crazyshit.