Scarlet breaks it down. then tumbles off the table

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Greg J.
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Dear Scarlet, There is a reason fat girls don't climb on the table and that is because they are very un-agile and therefore have a high risk of busting their ass and tumbling to the floor while at the same time becoming an internet star if they film it.

53 Comments
  • rareranking October 17, 2008

    I Think She Forget How Big She Is, Somtimes Big Women Lose 1 Pound And Think Their Aneresic

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  • punkchef13 October 17, 2008

    haha "fatty gets brain damage" should be the name of her song.

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  • hparker October 17, 2008

    hahahahahahaha she deserved that shit---dumb hoe bag

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  • sleeko October 17, 2008

    "I don't care who you are. that's funny shit, right there."

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  • dykeslayer October 17, 2008

    thats good talent right there

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  • bigjim October 17, 2008

    Poor girl.

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  • chloe6 October 17, 2008

    But you are going to fall if you step the edge of the table doesnt matter if you are fat or thin...( I dont know if that is a phisycs law :P)

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  • thunderbutt October 17, 2008

    poor table...

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  • tripod October 17, 2008

    A WHITE CONSPIRACY!!! No doubt, George Bush had something to do with that!

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  • dazzza October 17, 2008

    did you notice how quick she got her fat ass up after smelling kfc

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  • grubster October 17, 2008

    I thought she'd have had enough padding for that not to hurt!

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  • yestrnight October 17, 2008

    i d fuck her while she cant move

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  • bart October 17, 2008

    fat pie eating nigger,fucin ugly too

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  • truckinkitty October 17, 2008

    snorts

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  • ramafistfadge October 17, 2008

    classic!!!!! a fat bird and a dodgy table...instant laughs.....

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  • briandee October 17, 2008

    That was soooooo funny, but the guy in the apartment below shit his pants when she hit the floor.. BOOM !!!!

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  • 420420 October 17, 2008

    LOL shes a lady whoa whoa whoa shes a lady......

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  • rc2james October 17, 2008

    I'm pretty sure Artha Franklin started out just like that.

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  • monkeybutt October 17, 2008

    if a cow assed sheboon falls off a table,does anyone care?

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  • yokiti October 17, 2008

    It's a good thing she's black. Her bruise won't be nearly as prominent.

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  • fkthedmbsht October 17, 2008

    you guys r ruthless! I love it;keep up the good work.

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  • spinal-tap October 17, 2008

    Get up and do that again that was funny.

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  • blanton1492 October 17, 2008

    I once fell..... to earth.!!!!!

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  • mjollnir October 17, 2008

    free willy

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  • 169johnw October 17, 2008

    This should be a sit-com.Too funny and yet somehow sad.

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  • godless1 October 17, 2008

    Now I know what is causing all the earthquakes in China.

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  • phirewallz October 17, 2008

    she needs to do the following:

    1. Sue the fast food industry.

    2. Sue whitey for inventing the internet, thus creating an avenue for her to look like a retarded hippo.

    3. Purchase an exercise bike.

    4. Use the exercise bike seat for a Mcdonalds french fry holder.

    5. Oh..last one...she should start a brain storming club to try and figure out why minority's have a higher instance of heart trouble and diabetes.

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  • macthesparky1 October 17, 2008

    ive fallen again momma! call the tow truck!

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  • lickadslit October 17, 2008

    Round and brown fell down

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  • zpimpin1 October 17, 2008

    her five minutes of fame I wonder how she feels

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  • zpimpin1 October 17, 2008

    scarlett .....frankly my dear I don't give a damn!

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  • shimmery315 October 17, 2008

    it's the sooouuuul train.

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  • fetuswithaids October 17, 2008

    She blew a fart and that's what pushed her towards the edge.

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  • redcalx October 17, 2008

    lol lickadslit,,, i knew what was about to happen yet still a little bit of piss came out when i hit the floor laughing lmao ffs,

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  • jaimejam October 17, 2008

    HAHAHA!! It's lucky that her FAT ASS hit the edge of the table and not her spine or she would be phuked!!

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  • richonaids October 17, 2008

    hahhhaa ive only just noticed that shes fat as fuck

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  • laurentus October 17, 2008

    Oh gosh this is funny!

    Eat ur heart out James Brown !

    LMAO

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  • skippyd October 17, 2008

    the brown goes down!

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  • pimpnoreos October 17, 2008

    HA!HA!HA! Humpty Dumpty fell on the fucking floor..... LMAO

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  • mouser October 17, 2008

    that shiot made laught so hard i could not come up with a good comeback

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  • mouser October 18, 2008

    still fucking fat

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  • joecommonsense October 18, 2008

    i call that a post high school rude awakening.

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  • briskman11 October 18, 2008

    That was fucking BEAUTIFUL!!!!! That couldnt have gone any better unless she hit her neck on the table...instant classic!!!

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  • dinosaur007 October 18, 2008

    .. bitch ur so funny.. just like my SUEGRA DE PENDEJA lol . =)

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  • myengland October 18, 2008

    How to break your spine

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  • rayeraye October 18, 2008

    Fast Forward is a great way to make a fat bitch pick up speed.

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  • cemetery man October 19, 2008

    now we know that cows can't fly

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  • gon_o_rea_drip October 20, 2008

    I bet that's not the first table she took in her ass.

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  • minion666 October 22, 2008

    lmfao there shoul really be more of these often

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  • lucas503 October 23, 2008

    black people dont believe in gravity.

    -MLK

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  • mylarjorgen January 28, 2009

    I believe you. My ribs are killing me now.

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  • fukupayme February 20, 2009

    LMFAO U SEE THE WAY SHE FELL!

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  • keairkapri August 29, 2009

    Damn big baby, what the fuck was you on when you decided to do that? You just set black people back 10 years with that crazy shit tou did. Thanks alot =(

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