best man wedding disaster

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Greg J.
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To be the weddings best man is a special honor and that's why you gotta make sure to get as hammered as possible on your way to the wedding so you can make the all time best man speech. Consisting mainly of a toast to the woman who will steal the grooms soul.

33 Comments
  • youngblood48 October 21, 2008

    you dont see drunk injuns doing shit like that....by the way "first bitches"

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  • darkwestern October 21, 2008

    Nice, I always wondered why they had so many stairs in those places.

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  • spinal-tap October 21, 2008

    He was daze thinking about that young gun pussy that he seen before the alter.

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  • lickadslit October 21, 2008

    Oh oh! Gotta shit I'll just walk back wards slowly to the bathroom ,nobody will notice .Fuck forgot the stairs.

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  • buzzhawg October 21, 2008

    Suburban dominoes. Us honkies come up with the coolest games.

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  • 2indastink October 21, 2008

    BAN GAY MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....you FAGS.

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  • 2indastink October 21, 2008

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  • twistofcain October 21, 2008

    *head starts spinning while spewing vomit*

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  • intellexicon October 21, 2008

    TIIIIIIMMMMBER!!!!!!! 2indastink got those pills yet?

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  • big_jeffrey72 October 21, 2008

    i hate it when noobs use invis to own people...

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  • thunderbutt October 21, 2008

    2indastink, copy, paste, copy, paste. Such talent

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  • madbasturd October 21, 2008

    reminds me of my marriage, that was shit too

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  • 420420 October 21, 2008

    that was supposed to b a distraction so the groom could run

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  • rareranking October 21, 2008

    After Being Drunk All Night Looks Like He Had Problems Standing, The Way He Fell He Didn't Even Put His Hands Up, He Just Went Head First Backwards, That Had To Hurt! When He Awakens The Next Day He's Going To Ask What Happend!

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  • misterc October 21, 2008

    ...and that's what happens when you lock your knees while listening to some priest guy ramble on about some bullshit about being joined in love and shit. That bride is gonna kill him for fucking up her big day.

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  • richonaids October 21, 2008

    its small man syndrome, he must have gotten dizzy from looking up for an hour straight!

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  • shimmery315 October 21, 2008

    damn that bride fucked him dizzy!

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  • str8budd October 21, 2008

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn lol

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  • luvboobs October 21, 2008

    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs LOL

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  • joecommonsense October 21, 2008

    lock your nees, lock your neck, dizzy and nervous, when that shit happens right next to you its not funny, especially when they go into a seizure from smaking thier head.

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  • fetuswithaids October 21, 2008

    Was that Sean Green?

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  • 169johnw October 21, 2008

    If it smelled that bad,should'nt the groom and Preist have fallen out before him?They were standing closer.

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  • 169johnw October 21, 2008

    On second look,--thats a little kid.Much more sensitive and probably too sleepy from stayin' up playin' video games and surfin' the net to see what vaginers look like.

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  • mouser October 21, 2008

    fuck yeah get your drink on

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  • tidus October 22, 2008

    Do anything to save your best friend from Doom!

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  • zazu pitts October 22, 2008

    If Gay people want to get married and take part in the boredom, infidelity, mental torture, divorce court, fighting for custody of property, pets and children that are part and parcel of the institution of marriage, why would you, an apparent homophobe want to prevent it? I left out the sweet blessings of drunken wife-beating for obvious reasons, (no wives).

    Are you a gay basher too? You know what the definition of that is don't you? It's a person willing to risk getting aids in exchange for the pleasure of beating up someone who fights like a girl.

    Oh yeah, before you make the inavoidable reply accusing me of being gay, save your time, I'm not. I don't particularly like gay people but I'm civilized enough not to hate, you ass-hat.

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  • seanyboy October 22, 2008

    Fuck up..... cant even feint down a flight of stairs properly.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip October 22, 2008

    what a hell of a hangover that's gonna leave.

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  • saintmurder October 22, 2008

    sniff sniff im so happy my best buddy has one pussy for the rest of his life

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  • steak_tamer October 23, 2008

    Just a little drunk,he be aight.

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  • yestrnight October 23, 2008

    FIRST TIME IN CHURCH HE WAS NERVOUS

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  • briskman11 October 24, 2008

    He thought somebody yelled "get down"!!!

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  • thoward October 25, 2008

    I leel the same way

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