florida alligator soon to be alligator shoes bites trainers hand

A great way to get rid of all those pesky fingers you have is to stick your hand inside an alligators mouth. That way when he chomps down you'll have a badass romancing the stone type story about the alligator chomping your hand.

39 Comments
  • darkwestern October 21, 2008

    Weird, that never happens to morons before...

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  • lickadslit October 21, 2008

    Stick your hand in my mouth and you will get bit too ...dumb mother fucker.

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  • twistatoe October 21, 2008

    What the hell...no death roll?? Musta been sedated.

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  • buzzhawg October 21, 2008

    "Whatcha do is go real real slow, real slow and on your way AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Those who cant do it, TEACH. This fagbag can't do either.

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  • 2indastink October 21, 2008

    now he has a matching glove to go with his shoes.

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  • twistofcain October 21, 2008

    lol WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!?!?.... ...now the dumbfuck has to masturbate with his left hand.....

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  • intellexicon October 21, 2008

    ..."and then on the way out, uh on the way ouwwwwwwww!!!!! fuck!!!! total dipshit

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  • mjollnir October 21, 2008

    on the way out you can clean his colon.....

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  • spinal-tap October 21, 2008

    Stupid people in this world.

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  • madbasturd October 21, 2008

    how come stinky can advertise his ebay shit in here and we all get told off for fucking swearing??

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  • shimmery315 October 21, 2008

    steve irwin reincarnated.

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  • rareranking October 21, 2008

    I bet from now on when he deminstrate he will use pencile and a pad..

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  • 420420 October 21, 2008

    ud think only sumone with a special ed helmet and reflector jacket would try that .........

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  • richonaids October 21, 2008

    i was kinda hoping it would roll over and over snapping his arm. but NO the cameraman had to stop filming didnt he. bastard.

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  • dykeslayer October 21, 2008

    get those kids to pet him too lets see what happend

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  • godless1 October 21, 2008

    Hey Cletus! Watcha wanna bet that I have better reflexes than that there gater?

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  • unlimitdinches October 21, 2008

    i hope thats not his wiping hand

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  • joecommonsense October 21, 2008

    wwwhhhhuuuuuuuaaAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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  • slaytanic454 October 21, 2008

    That last little bit of info was crucial. He took it, thought of the complete opposite, and tried that instead. I bet he wondered why it didn't work after.

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  • fetuswithaids October 21, 2008

    You might have to hire someone to palm your wife's other ass cheek now,you sick fuck.

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  • 169johnw October 21, 2008

    Whoah,I'm ok!It didn't hurt.Until the bleeding started.Damn it Pat Sayjack!

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  • iamdrunk October 21, 2008

    now hes gonna start rolling and rolling and if that bitch is lucky he will just lose his hand, if not his arm...

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  • mouser October 21, 2008

    that is for sticking your finger in his ass

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  • bucknuts October 22, 2008

    Now he can use them old socks as gloves

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  • yeayeayea October 22, 2008

    Cancel the guitar lessons.

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  • lonecapone October 22, 2008

    HEY 2 INDASTINK,WHY DONT YOU STOP COOKING METH AND GET A JOB!

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  • myengland October 22, 2008

    Excellent that was'nt really going to happen nobhead

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  • tidus October 22, 2008

    Gimme 5 Bro!

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  • marsape October 22, 2008

    soft cock alligators, overgrown kids toy

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  • seanyboy October 22, 2008

    That looks a bit choppy.... handy even... snap to it....

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  • gon_o_rea_drip October 22, 2008

    mmmmmmm gater breaded bites sound good about now.

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  • saintmurder October 22, 2008

    hmm...gaters have senses in and around their mouth and when they r touched, their jaws clamp down on impulse. maybe they should stimulate those like the pros do.

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  • rayeraye October 22, 2008

    Chester said he didnt feel like being fucked with today.

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  • marvele21 October 23, 2008

    dumb nigger got wat he deserved

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  • briskman11 October 24, 2008

    I should take this fucker Glove shopping with me...give him the left and me the right!!

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  • bart October 24, 2008

    so brave before,screamed like a bitch after should ov been his nigger head, that would ov been fun to watch

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  • thoward October 25, 2008

    damn again no money shot

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  • mylarjorgen January 28, 2009

    I think he was once Steve Irwins right-hand man.

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