A great way to get rid of all those pesky fingers you have is to stick your hand inside an alligators mouth. That way when he chomps down you'll have a badass romancing the stone type story about the alligator chomping your hand.
Weird, that never happens to morons before...
Stick your hand in my mouth and you will get bit too ...dumb mother fucker.
What the hell...no death roll?? Musta been sedated.
"Whatcha do is go real real slow, real slow and on your way AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Those who cant do it, TEACH. This fagbag can't do either.
now he has a matching glove to go with his shoes.
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lol WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!?!?.... ...now the dumbfuck has to masturbate with his left hand.....
..."and then on the way out, uh on the way ouwwwwwwww!!!!! fuck!!!! total dipshit
on the way out you can clean his colon.....
Stupid people in this world.
how come stinky can advertise his ebay shit in here and we all get told off for fucking swearing??
steve irwin reincarnated.
I bet from now on when he deminstrate he will use pencile and a pad..
ud think only sumone with a special ed helmet and reflector jacket would try that .........
i was kinda hoping it would roll over and over snapping his arm. but NO the cameraman had to stop filming didnt he. bastard.
get those kids to pet him too lets see what happend
Hey Cletus! Watcha wanna bet that I have better reflexes than that there gater?
i hope thats not his wiping hand
That last little bit of info was crucial. He took it, thought of the complete opposite, and tried that instead. I bet he wondered why it didn't work after.
You might have to hire someone to palm your wife's other ass cheek now,you sick fuck.
Whoah,I'm ok!It didn't hurt.Until the bleeding started.Damn it Pat Sayjack!
now hes gonna start rolling and rolling and if that bitch is lucky he will just lose his hand, if not his arm...
that is for sticking your finger in his ass
Now he can use them old socks as gloves
Cancel the guitar lessons.
HEY 2 INDASTINK,WHY DONT YOU STOP COOKING METH AND GET A JOB!
Excellent that was'nt really going to happen nobhead
Gimme 5 Bro!
soft cock alligators, overgrown kids toy
That looks a bit choppy.... handy even... snap to it....
mmmmmmm gater breaded bites sound good about now.
hmm...gaters have senses in and around their mouth and when they r touched, their jaws clamp down on impulse. maybe they should stimulate those like the pros do.
Chester said he didnt feel like being fucked with today.
dumb nigger got wat he deserved
I should take this fucker Glove shopping with me...give him the left and me the right!!
so brave before,screamed like a bitch after should ov been his nigger head, that would ov been fun to watch
damn again no money shot
I think he was once Steve Irwins right-hand man.
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