How to never miss the bus again

There is a fullproof plan that will allow you to never miss a meeting or appointment again. It's called getting run the fuck over by a bus. Actually you wont make the meeting but hey you are dead and there is no better excuse than that.

40 Comments
  • lickadslit October 23, 2008

    Quick change my oil ...I'm in a hurry..And lady what the hell are you yelling about its not like you have to pay the bill.

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  • thatgirluwant October 23, 2008

    isnt weird hows there always a vid camera when this kind of shit happens!!! I always carry my cam..and nothing like this ever happens!!! =s

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  • lickadslit October 23, 2008

    Now shit looker you know better then that......

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  • grubster October 23, 2008

    mmmmmmmmmm squishy!

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  • thatgirluwant October 23, 2008

    oookay....but i really do carry my cam with me =)

    maybe we can take pics together!! =D

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  • lickadslit October 23, 2008

    better look again

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  • lickadslit October 23, 2008

    sneaky bastard ain't I

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  • lickadslit October 23, 2008

    wanna bet????

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  • lickadslit October 23, 2008

    Shit man this ain't Tuesday

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  • chloe6 October 23, 2008

    WTF?? Its the screaming woman the dead's wife or what?

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  • shimmery315 October 23, 2008

    he must not have had the correct change.

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  • thunderbutt October 23, 2008

    F.U.B.A.R.!

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  • mrjayspliff October 23, 2008

    holy fucking shit women and their fucking screaming. the only time you need to hear a women screaming is when you're sticking it to her.

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  • rayeraye October 23, 2008

    will someone please knock her the fuck out.

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  • jgimages October 23, 2008

    damn that was his last stop....literally

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  • darkwestern October 23, 2008

    Mind checkin for leaks down there? No? Just blood? Ok

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  • godless1 October 23, 2008

    I don't know what was better, the people that walked by like they didn't give a shit, or the woman that took one look and went hysterical.

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  • gimmehead October 23, 2008

    I made it to the bus in 20 seconds FLAT!

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  • yokiti October 23, 2008

    I knew there was a reason I don't take public transportation.

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  • spinal-tap October 23, 2008

    I thought at first that was the buss driver.

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  • seanyboy October 23, 2008

    Yes get off the bus fat bitch.... and i might live!

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  • intellexicon October 23, 2008

    Do they purposely let their bus drivers operate these things high on acid?

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  • unlimitdinches October 23, 2008

    there r two things wrong in this video ... #1 the lady screaming ... shut the fuck up if u r not related to the the person who cares shut up!!! ... #2 the peramidics using perfectly good equipment on someone who is gone ... they sholdda finshed cleaning the body when they splashed water on it when they rolled up

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  • unlimitdinches October 23, 2008

    im just saying

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  • evilgenius October 24, 2008

    DUDE, ARE YOU ALLRIGHT?

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  • briskman11 October 24, 2008

    Come on manuse your brain...oh wait.. you tried it didnt stop the bus either!!!

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  • saintmurder October 24, 2008

    the driver had enuough of the homeless people on the bus

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  • mjollnir October 24, 2008

    did anyone else see Ronald Mcdonald at 36 seconds in...?

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  • skippyd October 24, 2008

    the piss funny bit was they put a neck brace on him!

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  • rareranking October 24, 2008

    Im guessing the bus drifted on water behind the stalled van and the driver of the van got run over, I was pissed off at the camera man he acted if he was scared to even get a close up of the guy under the bus it took him to long to get over their, He almost missed his million dollar shot, Amatures!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip October 24, 2008

    his family is gonna be rich after this lawsuit.

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  • itsallaboutme October 24, 2008

    fucking foreighners cant they ever see the omgbigfucking busses ever what the hell is wrong with these ppl they are all just fucking retarded

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  • zpimpin1 October 24, 2008

    I tried calling in dead once they didn't buy it though. wtf

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  • mouser October 24, 2008

    just bring a casket it saves time

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  • joecommonsense October 25, 2008

    ^^^^hahahahahahah

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  • joecommonsense October 25, 2008

    i was laughing at zpimpin1. but them starving mother fuckers slapped his intestines back on top of his belly.

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  • thoward October 25, 2008

    damn they missed the money shot

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  • monkeybutt October 25, 2008

    i bet that hurt!

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  • purehate October 25, 2008

    Arab curry anyone ?

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  • chikle January 22, 2009

    ANYBODY NOTICE HOW FAST THE AMBULANCE GOT THERE . . SHIT MAN . WHEN I GOT SHOT IN CHICAGO I SWEAR I WAITED SO LONG I DROVE MY FUCKING SELF TO THE HOSPITAL . AND WHY IS THAT GIRL SCREAMING , IS SHE GONNA HAVE TO PAY THE MEDICAL BILL OR WHAT THE FUCK

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