There is a fullproof plan that will allow you to never miss a meeting or appointment again. It's called getting run the fuck over by a bus. Actually you wont make the meeting but hey you are dead and there is no better excuse than that.
Quick change my oil ...I'm in a hurry..And lady what the hell are you yelling about its not like you have to pay the bill.
isnt weird hows there always a vid camera when this kind of shit happens!!! I always carry my cam..and nothing like this ever happens!!! =s
Now shit looker you know better then that......
oookay....but i really do carry my cam with me =)
maybe we can take pics together!! =D
better look again
sneaky bastard ain't I
Shit man this ain't Tuesday
WTF?? Its the screaming woman the dead's wife or what?
he must not have had the correct change.
holy fucking shit women and their fucking screaming. the only time you need to hear a women screaming is when you're sticking it to her.
will someone please knock her the fuck out.
damn that was his last stop....literally
Mind checkin for leaks down there? No? Just blood? Ok
I don't know what was better, the people that walked by like they didn't give a shit, or the woman that took one look and went hysterical.
I made it to the bus in 20 seconds FLAT!
I knew there was a reason I don't take public transportation.
I thought at first that was the buss driver.
Yes get off the bus fat bitch.... and i might live!
Do they purposely let their bus drivers operate these things high on acid?
there r two things wrong in this video ... #1 the lady screaming ... shut the fuck up if u r not related to the the person who cares shut up!!! ... #2 the peramidics using perfectly good equipment on someone who is gone ... they sholdda finshed cleaning the body when they splashed water on it when they rolled up
im just saying
DUDE, ARE YOU ALLRIGHT?
Come on manuse your brain...oh wait.. you tried it didnt stop the bus either!!!
the driver had enuough of the homeless people on the bus
did anyone else see Ronald Mcdonald at 36 seconds in...?
the piss funny bit was they put a neck brace on him!
Im guessing the bus drifted on water behind the stalled van and the driver of the van got run over, I was pissed off at the camera man he acted if he was scared to even get a close up of the guy under the bus it took him to long to get over their, He almost missed his million dollar shot, Amatures!
his family is gonna be rich after this lawsuit.
fucking foreighners cant they ever see the omgbigfucking busses ever what the hell is wrong with these ppl they are all just fucking retarded
I tried calling in dead once they didn't buy it though. wtf
just bring a casket it saves time
i was laughing at zpimpin1. but them starving mother fuckers slapped his intestines back on top of his belly.
damn they missed the money shot
i bet that hurt!
Arab curry anyone ?
ANYBODY NOTICE HOW FAST THE AMBULANCE GOT THERE . . SHIT MAN . WHEN I GOT SHOT IN CHICAGO I SWEAR I WAITED SO LONG I DROVE MY FUCKING SELF TO THE HOSPITAL . AND WHY IS THAT GIRL SCREAMING , IS SHE GONNA HAVE TO PAY THE MEDICAL BILL OR WHAT THE FUCK