If you go down in a helicopter there is only one that is for sure and that is you are screwed. Might as well shit your pants while you are there because if you really do survive the crash no one will think lesser of you.
Another 10. landing
All the survivors were dug out alive from their underpants
When I failed my driving test I just ran over some orange cones... that's gonna cost...
^^^^^^^^ That's just what I was thinking. Somebody better send that pilot a Xmas card or something!
Musta hada fat bitch on board
got duct tape? that will fix it right up.
that wasn't a crash, that was barely a thump.
Bet it stinks like a mofo in there now!
could you keep the screaming down, im trying to sleep
thats no fair... no one died!
Get out of the way old lady!Some of us still work,ya know!
Very Much Would Be My Last Air Ride
air rage is a mother fucker.
I Wish that they have gotting killed now that would have been funny.
only one comment on here, bucknuts, but i heard like 4 or 5 voices, not including the luggage.
I smell eau de POOOO!!!
good work john denver.
No blood No fire No bodies strewn about? That was no crash?
Tell that honking asshole behind to let you merge over!!
how to go from calm to i just shit a whole weeks worth in my pants in under 2 seconds
"we're falling and spinning out of control, but we're fine..." *beeeeeeeeep* "oh shit the beep! now i know we're really fucked! augh!!"
Let me get this right here. ONE engine, ONE propeller, NO wings and only averages about 70mph. Hmmmm. Your no selling yourself here. And if i was lying fucked up in a mangled helicopter and all i could here was that fucking BEEEEP, i would promise myself, my first job in the afterlife would be to fuck up the bastard that invented that beeper.