There are few things dirtier than mountain biking and that's why you should take the opportunity to embed a rock directly into your knee because then you will have a neat story to tell 5 years later when it require surgery to pull it out.
most common last words...... shit
i got way to far left, well aren't you a fucking genius
"yeah I'm good, yeah I'm good." Got news for you chump, you ain't that fucking good.
are you alright.........shut the fuck up
yeah go go go run that stupid bitch over
that isn't how you hunt squirrel.
Dude! I fuckin love dirt sammiches!
fuck yea dood. ima try it again only to the right
Shit-Shit!Dude,you alright? Yeah,but I shit-shit.What Dude.I shit myself-Shit!
I'm still trying to figure out WHY he took his foot off the fucking pedal!?
"what'd he say 'OK GO?!!!" yeah one asshole sandwich!!!
would you like some fries with that sammich!
hey I don't see any bread
I think the seat went up my balls and my balls are now up my stomic
When will they learn? Prick+Bike+Camera = Global humiliation!
If you are not absolutely certain of the jump, grab a video camera and convince some dickhead just how easy this one is.