Hostage taker does it wrong and kills himself

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Greg J.
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Talk about being a fuckup all your life! This guy forgets that the main part of taking a hostage is keeping yourself alive. Once you are dead no amount of bargaining chips are gonna get you what you want.

47 Comments
  • bart November 16, 2008

    oops didn't mean that, where did his hat go?

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  • dog-breath November 16, 2008

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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  • luvboobs November 16, 2008

    I like how he appears to regret his fuckup when he doesn't die instantly.oooooooooooowwww He should have ran around shanking bitches if he was just gonna kill himself anyway. Hmmm, maybe that's why he was in trouble.

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  • 4kinghell November 16, 2008

    Taking himself hostage at gunpoint is not so clever, cuz if you have to kill one of the hostages to show you mean business, it's game over, and there's no restart button to have another go

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  • lickadslit November 16, 2008

    bet he regrets having a hair trigger now.

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  • pizzapie November 16, 2008

    he almost shot his toupee off

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  • dog-breath November 16, 2008

    I think i have spotted where he went wrong

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  • 19bambam91 November 16, 2008

    wanna get away?

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  • darkwestern November 16, 2008

    Wow, truly something dog-breath would fuck up.

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  • thoward November 16, 2008

    he is still better off than if they had caught him

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  • dog-breath November 16, 2008

    darkwestern..... give me a huge big hug baby!

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  • shitouttaluck November 16, 2008

    FAIL!!!

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  • iriesd November 16, 2008

    i like how he's kind of suprised that hurt. hilarious.

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  • tattoofreak November 16, 2008

    i say listen to me or ill shoot my self HAHA

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  • marsape November 16, 2008

    That was on the news, He actually survives, on examination of his injury doctors discovered his brain was never there to start, this guy went on to become a polititian

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  • rodgtard November 16, 2008

    ladies and gentlemen. i give you the next secretary of defense,,,,,

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  • dog-breath November 16, 2008

    watch and learn darkcunt

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  • thunderbutt November 16, 2008

    saved the country taxes.

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  • rareranking November 16, 2008

    Thats remind me of the movie blazzing saddles when he put the gun to his head and held himself hostage, But never the less its always good to help out a fellow officer of the law!

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  • lucas503 November 16, 2008

    he tought the trigger was the safety.

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  • blkdck4whtchks November 16, 2008

    You mean nobody wanted to shit on this guys face?

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  • spinal-tap November 16, 2008

    One down 25,000,000,00 Hostage takers to go.

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  • madbasturd November 16, 2008

    dog-breath! tut tut jesus doesn't love your potty mouth

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  • shimmery315 November 16, 2008

    encore!

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  • dog-breath November 16, 2008

    martyn.....your being a naughty boy!

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  • 169johnw November 16, 2008

    I bet he's got a huge -----------wait for it------------------wait for it----------------------------wait for it----------------Headache dumbass!--You should'nt have waited for it!!

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  • minds4545 November 16, 2008

    SICK FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!

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  • lorilee32 November 16, 2008

    Do what he Sayyyy! Do what he Sayyyy!

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  • briskman11 November 16, 2008

    "Tired of all that annoying bowel control and thinking ability...take two of these and call me in the morning: Frontal Lobe removal by Tylenol"

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  • rocky71 November 16, 2008

    lol

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  • roaddog November 16, 2008

    Dumb fuck...Too Sweet!!!

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  • wickedwithin November 17, 2008

    there are easier ways to qualify for a toupee'

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  • cellule November 17, 2008

    What happened?? Ich niecht sprechen si Deutch, dammit!

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  • styrk9 November 17, 2008

    Epic Failure

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  • shi-thead November 17, 2008

    Oops

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  • mouser November 18, 2008

    ohh well

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  • saintmurder November 18, 2008

    dude you were supposed do that after you kill the people

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  • fumbalina November 18, 2008

    So you mean I don't get a do-over?

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  • big_guns November 18, 2008

    Barney Fife????

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  • carnutts4sure November 18, 2008

    He was actually taken out by a sniper and it only looks as if he fired the shot . He was pissed off that his girlfriend had already eaten the bowl of left over shit that he had saved for super when he got home that day . She offered to make him a fresh batch but he was too hungry to wait for the rice to kick in !

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  • redcalx November 18, 2008

    his hat blew off like is dose in the westerns lmao!

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  • lordgenocyde November 19, 2008

    Guns Don't Kill People...Natural Selection Kills People.

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  • crzyshthntr November 19, 2008

    what goes around comes around. what a dumbass

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  • skippyd November 21, 2008

    there's a number of slick muthacrankers and bleeders that'd wanna take heed of the cap man's classic gunmanship. i'm givin it 10 points for 'fuck-up of the year'.

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  • mylarjorgen December 26, 2008

    Rule #427 Never buy ex-military radio-controlled pistols.

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  • mylarjorgen December 26, 2008

    Rough translation: Getting quickly backwards you poo-licking old womans fannies or i to shooting myselfs then them hostage getting its nexted"

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  • macheteman69 January 16, 2009

    noodle heads

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