Rollerblader breaks his neck flipping out of park

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Greg J.
26,691 Views 8 years ago

You know if this kids mom ever sees the video of what her son did to wind up in traction there is gonna be a beating the likes of which haven't been seen since the last time one of Sean Connery's wives got out of line.

41 Comments
  • lickadslit November 17, 2008

    He just didn't want his friends seeing him on a pair of skates

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  • darkwestern November 17, 2008

    I...meant to do that...

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  • dog-breath November 17, 2008

    prick!

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  • pantherkarl43 November 17, 2008

    I heard a snap noise!...Oh...SNNNNAP!And then nap...time.

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  • roaddog November 17, 2008

    Fence-1

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  • roaddog November 17, 2008

    assclown-0

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  • blueangeldude November 17, 2008

    Time for him to go emo and start cutting himself again.

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  • mikefreshness November 17, 2008

    i thought necks were suppose to bend that way

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  • rareranking November 17, 2008

    Next Time I'll Just Jump I Little Bit Higher

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  • 4kinghell November 17, 2008

    Start by trying to jump fire hydrants. Brain damage should then restrict your ability to use your legs/arms/hands/bowel control to jump taller objects

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  • fatrollfavier November 17, 2008

    I thought rollerblading was illegal for being so gay or cause shit like this happens,fuckn retard didn't even have a gd helmet on.

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  • cellule November 17, 2008

    Barbwires are never there when you need 'em

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  • addictedtothc November 17, 2008

    Dear Santa,

    I would like a new spine instead of a helmet this year.

    Thanx,

    The broken neck kid

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  • shimmery315 November 17, 2008

    he should of finished that can of red bull first.

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  • black_power552 November 17, 2008

    NOW THIS KID WON'T BE ACCEPTED BY THE REDNECKS ANYMORE

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  • dog-breath November 17, 2008

    "ebony ivory....livin together in harmony....na na na la la la"..... Aw Fuck It!

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  • luvboobs November 17, 2008

    Just so you know blackpower, redneck passtimes do not include rollerblading. Redneck activities do include hunting, fishing, and lynching black power niggers.

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  • Greg J. November 17, 2008

    ^^^don't forget the blowjobs from your sister pastime.

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  • shimmery315 November 17, 2008

    and that makes it all worthwhile...

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  • madbasturd November 17, 2008

    greg could win comment of the week... you go girl!!!

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  • shitouttaluck November 17, 2008

    don't get all bent outta shape... or not

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  • dog-breath November 17, 2008

    again thizznobody can't think of anything with his little brain!....DUH!

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  • thoward November 17, 2008

    yep it broke

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  • pizzapie November 17, 2008

    Time to take a dirt nap

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  • dickfuck November 17, 2008

    HAHAAAAAA

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  • spinal-tap November 18, 2008

    Shut up Niggers do us a favor go back to Africa.

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  • mouser November 18, 2008

    ouch

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  • rocky71 November 18, 2008

    You think he will be white as a ghost or white with red trimming?

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  • deluxone1 November 18, 2008

    what was really suppose to happen if the stunt went correctly?? that had FAIL written all over it

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  • briskman11 November 18, 2008

    He had about as much chance of landing that as we have of ever seeing Jay again!!! Only in our dreams!!!

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  • saintmurder November 18, 2008

    Who put that fucking rail there!

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  • saintmurder November 18, 2008

    he had the heart and neck of Christopher reeve

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  • fumbalina November 18, 2008

    YES!!!

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  • buttplug69 November 18, 2008

    uh excuse me guys...but there is the ugliest, fat, old, girl with glasses in the left hand corner. apparently she's the best my city has to offer.

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  • joecommonsense November 18, 2008

    great gashes of fire.

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  • joecommonsense November 18, 2008

    if he tries going over the fence next time instead of the moon, he might make it. and the fine print says, injuries must happen inside the park fence to prevent litigation.

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  • cellule November 19, 2008

    ...and I heard about his sucking sister: he has no theeth...

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  • teamshowoff November 19, 2008

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH

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  • skippyd November 21, 2008

    sweet neck flip on the fence.

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  • mylarjorgen December 25, 2008

    So did you want to be a super-stunt-spy like XXX when you grow up then? Well i've got a heads-up for you young man... Sorry that was thoughtless of me.

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  • macheteman69 January 16, 2009

    i bet he was american

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