Lucky Penguin Stupid People

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Greg J.
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In an ideal world the penguin would jump in the boat and that would cause the whales to tip the boat. Once the people fell into the water the penguin would jump on the capsized boat and all the people in the water get eaten.

43 Comments
  • dog-breath November 20, 2008

    good!

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  • fuckedinfresno November 20, 2008

    You can hear Willy say "Hey Vato, you wanna throw us our penguin back essay?" Oh course, why an Orca would have a beener accent is beyond me but it just add humor to my mental image.

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  • unthuged November 20, 2008

    oh whats that smell?!

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  • sleeko November 20, 2008

    Yo Fresno.. I knew that eveybody in Fresno was beaner, but I didn't know they had whales there, too. Thanks for the info...

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  • redcalx November 20, 2008

    how were the people stupid?

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  • fumbalina November 20, 2008

    so....a crackhead ran into my apartment last night and there were some crack dealers waiting for him outside and- GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BOAT BITCH!!!!

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  • twistatoe November 20, 2008

    that is such an awesome video!! Thanks greg! what an experience to have been there. Of course I am deathly afraid of the ocean, and if a whale came close enough to my boat, I would break out into tears and pray for god to save me. :lol: that was a nice experience from the comfort of my computer chair.

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  • gurtman23 November 20, 2008

    if i was on that boat i wouldn't be taking chances i would dropkick that penguin back into the water before the whale crushes everyone.

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  • pantherkarl43 November 20, 2008

    they call them KILLER whales for a reason...

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  • dert666 November 20, 2008

    that lil guy in the tux shoulda told a joke or sumthin....

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  • myengland November 20, 2008

    That was the best thing ever

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  • shitouttaluck November 20, 2008

    the penguin is like.. ok i did the fuckin trick.. now wheres the fuckin fish

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  • hail2redskins November 20, 2008

    this is prolly my top 10 fav videos....what a smart lil penquin....this just goes to show you that animals arent as stupid as humans think..and im even willing to bet that the killer whales knew there were humans in the boat and thats why they didnt harm them.....im sure those killer whales have seen boats before...an probablu asociate them with people feeding them ...or to not hurt them...you guys see the vid of the hippo saving the impala from the crocidile..dont underestimate animals....they have feelings and to some extent have intelligence more than we know

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  • madbasturd November 20, 2008

    if that penguin was so smart lets see him out run a polar bear. oh wait they live at the north pole

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  • 4kinghell November 20, 2008

    That brought a tear to my eye.

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  • 4kinghell November 20, 2008

    It's hard to do sarcasm on the internet

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  • twistofcain November 20, 2008

    orcas are bad ass and orcas are not whales

    they are "WHALE KILLERS" stupidity in ppl got the names switched arround

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  • twistofcain November 20, 2008

    ...theyre actually a kind of dolphin.

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  • messeykorn November 20, 2008

    possibly the coolest penguin ever :)

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  • intellexicon November 20, 2008

    Awesome

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  • redcalx November 20, 2008

    why don t you all just get a fucking room with the penguin?

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  • dykeslayer November 20, 2008

    the whales were like there goes our happy meal...

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  • thoward November 20, 2008

    just how do you cook a penguin?

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  • shimmery315 November 20, 2008

    i hope this is the booze cruise.

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  • twistofcain November 20, 2008

    THEYRE NOT WHALES!

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  • rareranking November 20, 2008

    I would had been so scared i would had thrown that bird back in the water, After all whales got to eat to.

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  • loopy November 20, 2008

    wuts da name of the song?

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  • spinal-tap November 20, 2008

    Penguins has got more brains than Niggers do ha!!!

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  • roaddog November 20, 2008

    Cool penguin... looks like he could have used a cold beer though!

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  • weinerpickle November 20, 2008

    Those NOT WHALES looked like they were enjoying themselves scaring the living shit out of an ocean appetizer.....

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  • twistofcain November 20, 2008

    looking at what rareranking just said.. reaffirms spinal-tap's assumption

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  • briskman11 November 20, 2008

    I'm with Gurt and Rareranking...That penguin can get the fuck away from me...That KILLER Whale wants YOUR ass motherfucker...not mine!!! GOOD LUCK...toss and kick!!!

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  • dickfuck November 20, 2008

    Hes cute ;)

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  • joecommonsense November 21, 2008

    we've run right smack into the middle of a war.

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  • rocky71 November 21, 2008

    Smart penguin.

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  • tattoofreak November 21, 2008

    fuck man whom pised in your corn flakes this morning

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  • cellule November 21, 2008

    Boring. Boring enough that a HOLE HAS BEEN DRILED IN THE WHALE'S HEAD! OH MY GOD!!! I FEEL MY ASSHOLE MOVING UP MY SPINE....

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  • lickadslit November 21, 2008

    Well boys it looks like we are eating penguin tonight.

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  • skippyd November 21, 2008

    who the fuck's got the harpoon. it's orca tonight

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  • squirrelkiller May 31, 2009

    Shove the fish munching fucker back in before you all become breakfast

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  • thoward September 13, 2009

    still funny after all this time

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  • liveorpie October 14, 2009

    The Prodigy... HELL YEAH!!

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  • jimmydcap February 10, 2010

    Taste like chicken..

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