motorcycle collision with wall gets rider a bloody nose

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Greg J.
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It's always a good thing to film your first time riding a motorcycle because chances are you are gonna fuck up and crash into something. CrazyShit wants you to know that we want to be there with you every step of the way. So film that shit.

41 Comments
  • 4kinghell December 10, 2008

    Just a nose bleed....and some heavily soiled underwear

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  • darkman78852 December 10, 2008

    hello?

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  • darkman78852 December 10, 2008

    anyone first in here?

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  • darkman78852 December 10, 2008

    It's me! I'm first! BITCHES!

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  • darkman78852 December 10, 2008

    I bet he couldn't help shitting himself either.

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  • 4kinghell December 10, 2008

    Thats the risk of calling first for you Darkman - you end up looking like a fuck wit.

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  • lickadslit December 10, 2008

    well what did the silly twat think was going to happen.

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  • darkman78852 December 10, 2008

    yeah. It's a gamble. But I'm balls to the wall, baby. It ain't no thang but a chicken wang to call first and not be first.

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  • 4kinghell December 10, 2008

    Fuck wit

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  • darkman78852 December 10, 2008

    suck it

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  • ikill December 10, 2008

    what wall? OW oh that wall

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  • mrragoo December 10, 2008

    first time on motorbikes should be done outside (no walls)

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  • pantherkarl43 December 10, 2008

    dude he was higher than a kite..no wonder he crashed

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  • mrragoo December 10, 2008

    WE WANT DOGBREATH.WE WANT DOGBREATH..WE WANT DOGBREATH..WE WANT DOGBREATH!!!!!!!

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  • luvboobs December 10, 2008

    WE WANT DOGBREATH.WE WANT DOGBREATH..WE WANT DOGBREATH..WE WANTDOGBREATH!!!!!!!WE WANT DOGBREATH.WE WANT DOGBREATH..WE WANT DOGBREATH..WE WANTDOGBREATH!!!!!!!

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  • thoward December 10, 2008

    he fucked up on a moped what a fuckup

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  • rareranking December 10, 2008

    Lesson 1 Answers: No matter what you are told Alwasy ask where your breaks are!

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  • 1eyed1derworm December 10, 2008

    when in doubt, let go of the clutch?

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  • thundermug December 10, 2008

    Hey you two retards. Why don't you stop including "us". Just say "I want Dogbreath". It's more appropriate.

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  • roaddog December 10, 2008

    what a cunt!

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  • tnuts900 December 10, 2008

    At least he moved to bleed down the drain... I guess that makes him just stupid, and not an asshole :)

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  • busanut199 December 10, 2008

    i realy cant tell you how stupid that twat was on that bike?

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  • shimmery315 December 10, 2008

    that's a brick....house.

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  • doc_ock December 10, 2008

    That would be the throttle or gas. The brake is the other lever dumb ass.

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  • roaddog December 10, 2008

    stick a jar up his ass then let him try that

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  • chefstirngutz December 10, 2008

    way to miss the car beatch

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  • 169johnw December 10, 2008

    Wow.The whole "Jar in the ass" is really sticking in the head for most of us.This is my opinion only, but I think "Jar in ass" and 2 girls,1 cup,ought to hook up with each other.If you can out-sick either,...kill yourself now.Please.

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  • twistofcain December 10, 2008

    OH NO! was that a BUELL?

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  • zpimpin1 December 10, 2008

    really was that supposed to be an accident? I mean it is not like he missed a turn or something

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  • joecommonsense December 11, 2008

    ^^^did you see his face?? he was trying to splastic surgery.

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  • honkie365 December 11, 2008

    I think he was the same guy that was getting pumped in the ass by the stuffed horse.

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  • lorilee32 December 11, 2008

    There are brakes on those!

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  • ramafistfadge December 11, 2008

    always start with those three little words " are you ok"...every time

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  • lazyboy December 11, 2008

    what a tit!

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  • redcalx December 11, 2008

    fucking loser!

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  • spinal-tap December 11, 2008

    Ass holes bleeding now Nose bleeds Damn!

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  • bucknuts December 11, 2008

    try it over a cliff next time

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  • zekesteroid December 11, 2008

    I guess from this point on, people will be making jokes about pickle jars up the ass (referring to Roaddog)...

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  • shitouttaluck December 11, 2008

    for got to turn...

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  • briskman11 December 11, 2008

    Clutch and brake, junior!!! Try it out!!

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  • mylarjorgen December 17, 2008

    Hose A.... Are you a gay...... Yaaah. I would have gone through that wall piece of piss you cunt. Mind you, i would have also been in some kind of armoured car on my particular attempt Fuckin Arse-Part.

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