Suicide double jump

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Greg J.
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When you are gonna do a suicide jump with a air bag below a good way to nullify the effect of that bag is to aim for shit to hit you on the way down. Actually that guy looks like he is still alive so maybe it's not such a good idea.

38 Comments
  • vladflame December 11, 2008

    First

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  • vladflame December 11, 2008

    wow he actually dislodged some brick or somthing there. He really wanted to have a go on the bright orange bouncy castle lol. Thats gotta hurt.

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  • suckabrit December 11, 2008

    2nd

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  • ifucker December 11, 2008

    3th

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  • intellexicon December 11, 2008

    he'd a been much better off to just hit the bag, ouch

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  • twistofcain December 11, 2008

    You know you suck at life when you fail even to commit suicide.

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  • redcalx December 11, 2008

    missed!

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  • sleeko December 11, 2008

    Would you just look at those gay ass helmuts...sheesh

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  • thundermug December 11, 2008

    Damn Canadians can't get shit right.

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  • devilnuts December 11, 2008

    fucking poofter!

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  • pantherkarl43 December 11, 2008

    i think they were pulling a lucy on charlie brown thing..wait till he jumps then pull the pad out...sike!

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  • thunderbutt December 11, 2008

    First bounce count?

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  • reddog122657 December 11, 2008

    THAT is definetly gonna leave a mark.

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  • lorilee32 December 11, 2008

    Looks like he landed on his hip

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  • roaddog December 11, 2008

    why didn't the fucktard jump from the roof instead? at least he'd probably have made a much bigger pool of blood and succeded in killing his dumbass instead of FAILING. what a fucking loser!

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  • thoward December 11, 2008

    allmost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenaids

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  • buttplugg December 11, 2008

    Hay mister. can you do that again? I missed it first time..

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  • madbasturd December 11, 2008

    we need a camera crew for crazyshit stat!!!

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  • rareranking December 11, 2008

    9.8 For his effort, He didnt stick the landing

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  • godless1 December 11, 2008

    This guy tried to kill himself because he can't do anything right. Including suicide. Now it just fucking hurts. dumbass.

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  • ramafistfadge December 11, 2008

    look how they all run over to save his ass!...fuck that let him die...

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  • shitouttaluck December 11, 2008

    dude... ill give it a 8.5 for the jump.. the landing.. not so good.

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  • tnuts900 December 11, 2008

    suicide tip #1.... Pay attention now everyone.... Land on your head! It will pop open on impact, and leaves no chance of survival, land on your ass, and its just gonna hurt like hell. We give you, exhibit A ^^^^^^^^^

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  • briskman11 December 11, 2008

    "Motherfuck hit my window box planters and killed all my flowers!!"

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  • yestrnight December 12, 2008

    double? wheres number two?

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  • yestrnight December 12, 2008

    who ever posts first is gay

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  • beyondfear December 12, 2008

    this guy gets a c- for effort.

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  • unlimitdinches December 12, 2008

    y even waste tax payers money on saving dumbasses like this ... he wanted to die leave his ass n just clean up the mess ... there is no need to run n hurry to save him , walk relax enjoy the day

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  • orse December 12, 2008

    was that dog breath taking half a balcony up his ass

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  • marsape December 12, 2008

    It's not about saving his life, it's about how quick they can get him to a hospital and rip out his doner organs, I should know, I go around helping people suicide just so I can sell their organs to rich fuck knuckles with a will to live, have a fucking nice day

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  • joecommonsense December 12, 2008

    good job, great job, speedy response, fast, great job, superb response, great response, help him, great job, get him in the truck, great job, save him, CUT! THATS A RAP!

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  • lordgenocyde December 12, 2008

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Except for this dude, he'd excel in it.

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  • orangegoblin December 12, 2008

    What a gaylord!!!

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  • chance December 12, 2008

    What we didnt see is them moving the bag really fast right after he jumped.

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  • krissy1980 December 14, 2008

    oops

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  • jowsta December 15, 2008

    "Nah, he aint dead. Just real fucked up...."

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  • mylarjorgen December 17, 2008

    You must bereeve in invisible parachute for it to work dumassosan

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  • smack_a_ho September 15, 2009

    get up and walk it off pussy

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