Piss test time! I am sure the first thing that went through the guys head was when the last time he did drugs was. Maybe stopping by the bar for a drink before work wasn't such a great idea afterall.
Are you in good hands??
HA HA HA !
this ain`t no, freeway get out my yard !!!!
Sorry about the hole in your truck and the pile of shit your setting in.
Stick that suv with a fork;it's done!
maybe this isnt a good idea for a tv ad?
yeah thats right man, dumb drivers are back in their SUVs again thinking their invincible your suppose to move the fuck out of their way because they got an SUV. Driving down the road Friday night and SUV after SUV after SUV after SUV after SUV after SUV side swiping my i was driving to slow for them at 5mph above the speed limits, jeeze!!!
the valet parking sucks around here
You bleeding in there, chief??
ahhh so that's how you parallel park.
double penetration, nice.
Shiska-Bobs anyone? Uh, Bob?
it turned out that transformers 2 was real shit!
The idiot seen it comming adn slow down to stop and watch his SUV get plumped, Its almost like a planned insurance frauld
that was the boss driving in to give the worker his christmas bonus.... think the guy still got his bonus?
now that driver is surely forked
Never give a Kebab seller a rorklift licence, you know it's unwise.