Om NOM NOM NOM monster

If you have any glass lying around hurry up and take it to the recycling bin before the Om Nom Nom Nom monster stops by your house. After he gets their your rectum and glass will never be the same.

172 Comments
  • brooky December 18, 2008

    first

    -20
  • brooky December 18, 2008

    already regret being first

    +10
  • devilnuts December 18, 2008

    HA HA HA HA......didn't know you fuckers at CS had a sense of humor!

    +6
  • sirleefy December 18, 2008

    ha ha ha....bloodly genius

    +5
  • yokiti December 18, 2008

    Damnit Greg!!! We were cooking dinner here!

    +6
  • misterc December 18, 2008

    I wonder how many people will never buy jars of spaghetti sauce again after this video...

    +6
  • xxcrakkilzxx December 18, 2008

    lol I think i just pissed my self laughing!!!!

    +1
  • leebuck2 December 18, 2008

    DHAHAHHAHAAHAHA OMFG DAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

    +0
  • yokiti December 18, 2008

    I wonder what he says to the doc about that, because you WOULD HAVE to go to the hospital. A perferated colon is FATAL and he'd be dead of sepsis in a day if he didn't bleed to death first. "Hiya Doc. How ya doin? I was trying to open this jar with my ass and..."

    +15
  • devilnuts December 18, 2008

    Bet you even the Fag that stuck the jar up his shit-box is sitting on his big soft cushion laughing at this!

    +3
  • 169johnw December 18, 2008

    ^^^That bitch may never sit again!

    +5
  • Jay D. December 18, 2008

    nom nom nom nom nom!

    +12
  • mrragoo December 18, 2008

    hahahaha it still a sick piece of shit

    +1
  • prestonsgirl December 18, 2008

    DAMMIT! I knew I shouldn't have looked at this video!! >:(

    +4
  • twistofcain December 18, 2008

    THATS AWESOME!

    +3
  • devilnuts December 18, 2008

    I heard that Jay hasn't been able to sit on a chair at the CS office for a while....errmmm....hhmmmm!

    +0
  • fetuswithaids December 18, 2008

    The jar was missing something....Oooh,I know..hydrochloric acid.

    +4
  • ramafistfadge December 18, 2008

    nah....still shit.

    +0
  • 19bambam91 December 18, 2008

    first time i watched this i thought that the blood was ketchup and the jar was pickles so i'm starting to think that there is other things in his ass like mustard onions, buns, cheese, and even a patty, cause i think he was making a cheese burger in his asshole

    +1
  • evilgenius December 18, 2008

    ^^ That's funny but what he's making is a case for a colostomy bag. Sick bastard.

    +4
  • briskman11 December 18, 2008

    I'm not sure if this makes the jar video more or less scary and demented...either way...HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    +3
  • deluxone1 December 19, 2008

    wak

    -1
  • killergerbil December 19, 2008

    No man thats fuckin painful to watch even with that stuff on it ... still hearing the pop from the glas in my head >_0 ONE WORD

    OUCH!

    +4
  • messeykorn December 19, 2008

    teehee almost funny enough to not make me vomit

    +3
  • cruiserman December 19, 2008

    Another asshole!!

    +0
  • anonwhocares December 19, 2008

    ah shit that is funny, I almost pissed blood out of my ass laughing so hard

    +3
  • sheltonius December 19, 2008

    ur shittin me right?? where do u find these assholes?? (no pun intended)

    +3
  • zekesteroid December 19, 2008

    Funny, but I think getting the full effect with the original video is better. There's something about hearing the initial 'POP' and two minutes of 'CRUNCHING' as well as watching his franticly digging out shards of glass while profusely bleeding a quarter plus on the floor. I dare anyone to watch the full video posted several days ago who hasn't watched the full video. It's a life altering experience (just read the comments for that first post).

    +3
  • khaslave December 19, 2008

    Wow, it was funnier the second time.

    +3
  • thoward December 19, 2008

    thats just the coolest goddamn thing I have ever seen

    +3
  • devilnuts December 19, 2008

    GREG SHOUTS FROM HIS FAG BEDROOM!....JAY DARLING HAVE YOU SEEN MY JAR OF PICKLES...IT HELPS GET THE TASTE OF YOUR CUM OUT OF MY MOUTH BABE?

    +1
  • twistofcain December 19, 2008

    LOL ^^^ WTF?

    +3
  • rayeraye December 19, 2008

    LMFAOOOOOO....I thought it was going to be anteater dick part 2.I wonder if that jarfuckinsonofagoddamnbitch is still alive.

    +0
  • mrragoo December 19, 2008

    lmao devilnuts !!!!!!

    +0
  • marclar December 20, 2008

    funny, but fucking disgusting at the same time eww what the hell was the faggot thinking?

    +1
  • kr1s51773 December 20, 2008

    nasty just nasty ,the things you do to be gay.

    +1
  • drunkndrugged December 20, 2008

    Oh jesus-fuckin-christ!.....what have i just seen?....fuck that....glug....glug.....glug....aaahhh thats better.....hic!

    +3
  • shimmery315 December 21, 2008

    om nom nom gag errrp.

    +1
  • spacelegged December 21, 2008

    am i the only 1 who thinks this shit is fucking funny....

    +3
  • hec December 22, 2008

    next time use a pineapple mother fuker

    +0
  • pantherkarl43 December 22, 2008

    pineapple looks less painful...

    +4
  • carnivor December 22, 2008

    i swear I cant watch this video enough but it still makes me feel ill!

    +1
  • mylarjorgen December 25, 2008

    I reckon Devilnuts might be on to something here. Strange how Jay was stood up on that last "Week in Crazyshit? Should we rename the site Glazyshit?

    +1
  • natewiggles December 28, 2008

    most disgusting/hilarious thing i've seen in ages.

    +3
  • sydfloyd January 2, 2009

    I Hope He Bled To Death!

    -2
  • sydfloyd January 2, 2009

    I Realy Hope The Cocksucker Bled To Death!

    +0
  • d90girl January 4, 2009

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    +0
  • redcable January 5, 2009

    Now there’s one queer that probably won’t be using his asshole for anything again.

    +1
  • itsus2 January 18, 2009

    silly faggot thats what u get

    +1
  • 1eyed1derworm January 20, 2009

    hard lesson learned about sphincter controll

    +3
  • skydiver29 February 8, 2009

    again

    +0
  • spauldingkillu February 8, 2009

    just imagine what taking a shit will be like for this dumbass mutherfucker! you've heard of blood in the urine? well this is glass up the ass!

    +0
  • s10ryder97 February 9, 2009

    what about the foreign people that eat glass, is that what it looks like when they shit..?

    +3
  • weescotsman February 25, 2009

    lmao, i cant look at lemoncurd ever again after that video.

    +0
  • sooooosouth40 March 1, 2009

    thats why we have plastic now fuck glass

    +1
  • north_brutha34 March 7, 2009

    omg... this is the EPITOME of crazyshit

    +3
  • l00katmyeyes March 7, 2009

    Nasty

    +1
  • sikko March 11, 2009

    Dumb fucker..

    +1
  • bx-crazyboii March 18, 2009

    OM NOM NOM NOM guy iss bacc

    +1
  • blugrassboy April 3, 2009

    i ain't never gonna be right again...

    +3
  • crazyzane April 20, 2009

    i just signed on to this crazyshit and this was the first video i saw.

    W T F ? ? ?

    you've totally fucked me up...

    (maybe i'm a bit fucked up anyway - i thought it was funny - for nasty shit)

    +3
  • apoidea May 12, 2009

    Wow - this is totally HOT! I have seen all of this bloke's vids and each makes me HARD; you need to get more of this bloke's arse on camera!

    Tony

    -2
  • morbitron May 15, 2009

    some peoples children...

    +3
  • tophtop May 17, 2009

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    +3
  • bagigaulkman June 6, 2009

    hel be shitting shards for years

    +1
  • clusterlizard June 11, 2009

    The guy could at least have had the decency to wipe his ass...That looked alot like shit to me...

    +0
  • shepoopie June 20, 2009

    didnt i say not to take that dam jar

    +0
  • english666 June 21, 2009

    Why would any fag want to put a glass up his arse

    +1
  • shepoopie June 22, 2009

    its gay

    +1
  • tastyscabs June 29, 2009

    I ALWAYS wondered where speghetti sauce came from

    +1
  • ashtonhatepaky June 30, 2009

    arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • orchid July 3, 2009

    here is the site i found about this guy he is alive he didnt go to the hostpital he still has 2 shards of glass still in there this site has an interview with him and the video for the next day after btw soz to the crazyshit team for putting another site link on here

    owmyass/

    +4
  • orchid July 3, 2009

    WWW. owmyass . com

    +3
  • juggalojabba July 6, 2009

    rofl

    +0
  • squirrelkiller July 15, 2009

    Iv'e seen the whole vid and the pain olympics, sick as fuck.Im going to play and ordering a disney film !

    +1
  • twistedkitty July 31, 2009

    I show this to everyone I meet

    +3
  • assassinator August 4, 2009

    i dont think its funny but im glad it happened. and as for showing it everyone........ no comment

    -1
  • mafiamaitresse August 10, 2009

    i need therapy now after watching that sick shit

    +1
  • faragj August 31, 2009

    FUNNIEST SHIT EVER ON CS!

    +3
  • clusterlizard September 2, 2009

    I wonder what kind of internal lacerations this poor fag endured....This could have been fatal! He should stick to solid objects, like cocks and cucumbers...

    +3
  • bronson210 September 17, 2009

    ............the fuck is wrong with white people!

    +1
  • timswifey4life September 19, 2009

    first uncircumcised penis. ew. second... fuckin ouch.

    +2
  • corezonedotcom October 8, 2009

    now the shards in his ass will punish any fag who forthtries to be gay in this fellows butthole. people do some fucked up shit in spare time...go ride a bike (oh wait, you cant now)

    -2
  • snatchesmcgee October 9, 2009

    I mean i heard of jack-ass but nevr jar-ass lol wut a fuckin idiot. at least hell have a story to tell his grand chillun

    +2
  • snatchesmcgee November 16, 2009

    can only imagine the "oh shit i for real stuck a jar in my ass and it busted" thought the moment it broke

    +2
  • recycledwombat December 21, 2009

    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

    -1
  • clusterlizard January 17, 2010

    This homo is damn lucky he didn't die.....He could easily have bled to death....

    +0
  • joshhasnolife January 17, 2010

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Jar:1 leather ass:0

    -1
  • thespider January 20, 2010

    Yea I've seen the whole video and damn that dudes a dumbass.It's deffently disturbing to hear the glass and the blood and then he gets up and screams!Like shit how am I gonna explain this shit to the ER!

    +0
  • amandalyn January 24, 2010

    OK, I've watched the video and i read the comments, people that thinks its shit coming out of his ass, doesn't know what blood looks like, that's a lot of fucking blood. My asshole now hurts with pain just from seeing that :( Why would he lean back, lmfao!!!!! Its funny but its painful to watch. And while hes at the hospital getting an ass-bag, he might wanna get a circumcision along with that.

    +4
  • chucky1 January 28, 2010

    Thank you... This has made my day. Now let all the fags follow the leader and do this too. lmfao

    -1
  • deadwalker January 29, 2010

    hey i didnt barf this time watching it

    +2
  • blazeveryday March 17, 2010

    lmao jayy holly fuckk i think ima show my dad this video

    +2
  • androb March 19, 2010

    HAHAHAHAH!!! NASTY BUT FUNNY, WHAT A JACKASS...........

    -1
  • psshtuwish86 March 28, 2010

    I wonder how much he misses solid food...

    +1
  • twistedkisser May 14, 2010

    Oh my fucking god... owww

    -1
  • 2indastink July 17, 2010

    That's me, nom nom nom nom nom nom.

    +2
  • xxranger September 13, 2010

    lol oh oh oh omg oh lol lol lmao

    -1
  • x__deadpool__x September 21, 2010

    RIPPED HIMA NEW ONE ...WELL IT'S THE OLD ONE THAT GOT RIPPED

    -1
  • skylerblue November 16, 2010

    wow a vid that made me want to puke. -

    -11
  • fluse82 December 10, 2010

    is there an zensored version for my youtube channel ?^^ this shit is funnyst shit if ever seen ... ps i brake for skylers

    -1
  • siko666 December 13, 2010

    WTF is that thing growing out of poor NOM NOM MONSTER,s forehead ? My neice wants to know for show and tell at school.

    +1
  • vivid_nothing April 29, 2011

    ...Clever.. Classy.. Thought... Provoking..

    -1
  • dummbo April 30, 2011

    Good luck explaning that to mother.

    +0
  • stinkiknburrow August 13, 2011

    Should've used a better brand than Mt.Olive pickles, you cheap ass muthafucka.

    +1
  • etdaddy August 15, 2011

    guess he wrecked his rectum

    +0
  • stevenh915 August 26, 2011

    no bad how my day is , this always makes me laugh, every time

    +1
  • chaga August 27, 2011

    Biker: "I'm going to break a bottle up in your ass."

    Fag: "Been there, done that."

    -1
  • 2indastink November 27, 2011

    last....wankers.

    -1
  • morbuis669 February 14, 2012

    Oh my God! I will never get enough of this vid!

    -1
  • 2indastink February 19, 2012

    fucking last.

    -1
  • morbuis669 April 21, 2012

    nope

    -1
  • the_troll May 9, 2012

    this is nasty but hilarious at the same time

    +2
  • morbuis669 May 24, 2012

    this vid fucks me up everytime

    -1
  • 2indastink May 27, 2012

    errrrr last????

    -1
  • bruins72 July 13, 2012

    No.

    +0
  • 2indastink July 19, 2012

    errr yes, fucking last you slut.

    +0
  • gunz August 26, 2012

    nope!

    -1
  • 2indastink September 15, 2012

    Lasterooooony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -2
  • pizzapie September 16, 2012

    why don't you try 3indastink

    +0
  • urapnes1701d September 26, 2012

    Last. :-D

    -2
  • 2indastink October 1, 2012

    ^^^ last of the mohomos.....I

    the Last

    -1
  • urapnes1701d October 14, 2012

    ^^^second to last.

    +1
  • 2indastink November 4, 2012

    LOST!!!!!! LAST!!!! rape dogs.

    -2
  • diskopimp December 19, 2012

    And here you have the invention on keyhole surgery.

    -1
  • 2indastink December 30, 2012

    born last.

    -1
  • slayerofpeople January 1, 2013

    Nope..

    -1
  • urapnes1701d January 9, 2013

    Last

    -1
  • 2indastink January 28, 2013

    King of LAST!!!!!!

    -1
  • hvymtl777 February 3, 2013

    ^King of not last

    -1
  • morbuis669 February 13, 2013

    You will never be last!

    +0
  • 2indastink February 16, 2013

    Born to be LAST!!!!!

    +0
  • urapnes1701d February 20, 2013

    I am last, and if 2indastink posts anywhere beneath me I officially leap frog this comment indefinitely so as to have it be last forever.

    +0
  • 2indastink April 12, 2013

    ^^^ don't be so jealous of my Lasting ability

    +0
  • urapnes1701d April 17, 2013

    ^^^ The only thing lasting about you is the permeating smell of shit on your fingers. Btw, ahem; Im last.

    +0
  • 2indastink April 20, 2013

    lasttttttt

    +0
  • urapnes1701d April 27, 2013

    ^^^ Curious? Your "Lastttt" is highly illogical and requires further study on the matter. I shall sit down and ponder regarding this enigma. Oh yea, last bitch!

    +1
  • morbuis669 July 18, 2013

    fuck no you're not last! In a gang bang I love being last because thats how I role!

    -1
  • urapnes1701d August 4, 2013

    EW!^^^^^ Ahem..... LAST.

    +0
  • morbuis669 September 30, 2013

    Nope.

    -1
  • 2indastink November 2, 2013

    shitting last.....lick my saggy ball.

    +0
  • rockinron December 11, 2013

    fuck all you last mother fuckers i'm the last of the last on crazyshit.cum

    -1
  • 2indastink January 25, 2014

    no, you are a cock. I own last.

    +0
  • 2indastink February 28, 2014

    om nom nom nom nom last.....

    +0
  • allcaps March 10, 2014

    Last of the last..

    -1
  • 2indastink March 17, 2014

    on a scale of 1-10.....I'd be last.

    -1
  • junkhunter July 21, 2014

    That's one stupid M.F. Looks like a trip to the hospital.

    -1
  • allcaps July 27, 2014

    at last I am last...

    -1
  • 2indastink August 10, 2014

    the early bird catches the......LAST!

    -1
  • urapnes1701d August 28, 2014

    LAST sexually transmitted disease.

    -1
  • morbuis669 September 1, 2014

    Nope

    -1
  • darkmadness November 8, 2014

    Ha gay

    -1
  • 2indastink December 4, 2014

    last...as cunting always.

    -1
  • cheshiregrin December 27, 2014

    What's both amusing and really disturbing about this is that if you look at how his ass is, he's done this before.

    Well that, and after the shit I've seen on here, this isn't even making me gag. My asscheeks /have/ somehow found away to clench so hard that they've fused together, however.

    -1
  • breakfastblunt January 10, 2015

    Last. Faggots.

    -1
  • treehouse21 January 11, 2015

    Proud to be LAST.

    -2
  • urapnes1701d January 27, 2015

    I just made the lasting impression.

    -1
  • cheshiregrin February 3, 2015

    ...All of your last are belong to me.

    -1
  • urapnes1701d March 2, 2015

    You can have my LAST wife then. Shes a vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

    +0
  • two-hats July 17, 2015

    ^I have an Ex Wife too, what charming creatures they are. A bit like you being the Ex-last, now you're "second" last........for now me 'tinks!

    +0
  • urapnes1701d October 4, 2015

    Nice comeback you got some on your shirt; just like the Last time.

    +0
  • pizzapie December 6, 2015

    Last!!!!!!!!! Motherfuckers

    +0
  • urapnes1701d December 13, 2015

    You were last to fuck your mother? Shit!; I thought I was!! :-(

    +0
  • whitechristian December 18, 2015

    @leebuck2.......... That was so sick but, was really fucking funny what crazy shit staff did it. I would stop manually typing blasphemous abbreviates. That's one sin that's very easy to stop.

    +0
  • whitechristian December 18, 2015

    @twistedkisser......... That was so sick but, was really fucking funny what crazy shit staff did to it. I would stop manually typing blasphemous abreavations. That's one sin that's very easy to stop.

    -1
  • whitechristian December 18, 2015

    @drunkndrugged........ That's was so sick but, was really fucking funny what crazy shit staff did to it. I would stop manually blasphemous abreavations. That's one sin that's very easy to stop.

    -1
  • whitechristian December 18, 2015

    @north_brutha34.......... That was so sick but, was really fucking funny what crazy shit staff did to it. I would stop manually typing blasphemous abreavations. That's one sin that's very easy to stop.

    -1
  • whitechristian December 18, 2015

    @morbuis669........ That was so sick but, was really fucking funny what crazy shit staff did to it. I would stop manually typing blasphemous abreavations. That's one sin that's very easy to stop.

    -1
  • whitechristian December 18, 2015

    Last of the five blasphemous clowns not truly realising their sin.

    +0
  • two-hats April 30, 2016

    LAST one to be LAST!

    +0
  • fucka May 3, 2016

    @two-hats nope.

    +0
  • two-hats June 5, 2016

    ^Yup!

    +0
 
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