Hand on a red hot stove

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Greg J.
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You can chalk this up there under things there is no reason to do under any circumstances. What the fuck do you tell the doctor after you burn your hand like that besides I am a danger to my own existence.

70 Comments
  • oldunclejohn December 31, 2008

    first

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  • esekiller December 31, 2008

    second

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  • dert666 December 31, 2008

    third

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  • pyro_nemesis December 31, 2008

    forth

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  • thoward December 31, 2008

    what a fucken retard even I know better than that

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  • inkman79 December 31, 2008

    Dumbshit 5th

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  • redcalx December 31, 2008

    sex

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  • man0war December 31, 2008

    why? 8th

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  • redcalx December 31, 2008

    what happened to 7th?

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  • fetuswithaids December 31, 2008

    Yeah..that's HOTTT,ouch...here..this is SHARP..try this..

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  • godless1 December 31, 2008

    It's not his fault, he didn't know it was hot.

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  • darkwestern December 31, 2008

    "he didn't know it was hot"

    THE FUCKING THING IS GLOWING RED IDIOT

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  • addictedtothc December 31, 2008

    sunny side up

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  • iluvwomen December 31, 2008

    you can withstand alot when your all coked up!!!

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  • fetuswithaids December 31, 2008

    Am I the only one who reads thunderbutts comments in Brian's voice?LOL(This question is for Americans,Canadiens,Puerto Ricans,and all Europeans except for British people,who would'nt understand the humor in Family Guy because they're ten years behind and all.)

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  • zpimpin1 December 31, 2008

    ha ha ha but a fuckin idiot!! I hope he breeds!!

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  • twirler December 31, 2008

    17?

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  • zekesteroid December 31, 2008

    18th

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  • zekesteroid December 31, 2008

    Pretty stupid if it is not fake. However, still not as stupid as Mr. Pickle Jar (he has set the bar so high for stupidity)...

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  • deathbreath666 December 31, 2008

    20th fuck-bags!

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  • dozer67 December 31, 2008

    He was bored,lonely and horny and with no glass jars in the house he had to do something.

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  • sallee December 31, 2008

    Rosie must have been naughty!!!

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  • thunderbutt December 31, 2008

    23rd peckerwoods

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  • mrragoo December 31, 2008

    it was his boyfriend that shoved the jar in his ass,no anal sex so this is his way of getting back at him, no hand jobs ....fucken fags

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  • spinal-tap December 31, 2008

    Uh huu huu beavis you dumb ass fart knocker!

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  • spinal-tap December 31, 2008

    No Whacking the pecker for awhile he should had put

    his little pecker on the hot eye!

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  • genesis71 December 31, 2008

    Give him a gun to see if he can catch the bullet with his teeth. It's about as retarded, but a more effective way to keep him out of the gene pool.

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  • steelprincess December 31, 2008

    28th, and ouch

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  • leadfoot December 31, 2008

    29th, and cocaine is a powerful drug.

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  • orangegoblin December 31, 2008

    Happy New Year all you Crazyshitters, I love every one of you...I would probably love everyone of you if i could as well. all the best for the new year and i am looking forawrd to seeing some serious fucking FAIL!!!

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  • joecommonsense December 31, 2008

    Im protesting the American New Imperialism by speaking Chinese for one month on this website until im banned or until the US apologizes for suking the world dry and then telling the world they need to be more environmental concious. buncha jerks.

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  • joecommonsense December 31, 2008

    假货

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  • joecommonsense December 31, 2008

    我学会中文 wo xue hui zhong wen

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  • thunderbutt December 31, 2008

    ^I'd like $20 worth of whatever your on Joe.^^

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  • mrsnuttymagoo December 31, 2008

    ^hey commmonsense, you actually make more sense when I can't understand you, keep up the good work, and by the way, how's the burns on the hand coming along

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  • mrsnuttymagoo December 31, 2008

    ^^hey thunderbutt, you sneeky little slipper inner there, and you statement was funnier than mine, fucking cunty

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  • joecommonsense December 31, 2008

    ^^^掴 你 球 guo ni qui

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  • joecommonsense December 31, 2008

    美国人 有 汉语 但是 不要 知道 什么 说

    mei guo ren you han yu tatoo dan shi bu yao zhi dao shen me shuo

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  • thunderbutt December 31, 2008

    fucki-sucki????

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  • tripod December 31, 2008

    HE NEEDS TO GET A LAWYER AND SUE THE STOVE MANUFACTURER. OR THE POWER COMPANY. OR US. SOMEONE...

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  • chefstirngutz December 31, 2008

    WOW u r cool NOT!!!!

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  • nudrop December 31, 2008

    Jack Frost

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  • 4leftturnsx500 December 31, 2008

    ^^^Happy New Year to you too shitwatcher! My wife came running into the room to see who I was shooting at! LOL!

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  • crazyshitsux December 31, 2008

    你会说汉语吗&# 65311;傻的美国人&#65 281;太差了!

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  • pantherkarl43 December 31, 2008

    15 minutes of fame for a life long crippling...i don't get it..

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  • pantherkarl43 December 31, 2008

    big deal people i got the BABYLON thingy too...here is some hebrew..לך קפיצה בנחל של נילוס...or maybe some korean...점프로 가는 나일강 유역에서

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  • briskman11 January 1, 2009

    Red means stop...green means go cause thats the color your hand is gonna turn when it gets infected!!!!

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  • prestonsgirl January 1, 2009

    DAMN! That was the hand he jacks off with...dumb mother fucker! >:O

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  • blitzed January 1, 2009

    Hope he won a bet for a shitload of cash!

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  • shimmery315 January 1, 2009

    can you throw a piece of bacon on with that?

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  • rareranking January 1, 2009

    Being from another universe and he was intrigued by heat

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  • pizzapie January 1, 2009

    Foreigners do strange things

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  • marsape January 1, 2009

    695th am i late

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  • kenfromdublin January 1, 2009

    Googleplexth - beat that! ;) Has to be a fake - had ot have some kind of thin super-insulating material on his hand then painted the scars on, the hand would have been badly swollen and the skin badly blistered straight after that so my judgement is it's FAKE!

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  • laurentus January 1, 2009

    Sick fuck!

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  • crazymanny January 1, 2009

    lets try that again...

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  • jowsta January 1, 2009

    58th...

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  • skyline34 January 2, 2009

    THAT MUST OF B JOECOMONSENSE OR W.E DA FUCK HIS NAME IS! JOE IF I FIND U ON THE STREET ILL RAN U OVER THEN I POST UP A PIC OF U HERE!!! HAHAHA idk if ur comonsense its good enought to fucken realize that u got me fucken annoyied!

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  • busanut199 January 2, 2009

    60th wahoo.

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  • sydfloyd January 2, 2009

    If He Wants To Be A Badass He Should Lay His Nuts Up There! You Know! Show Us Someting Shocking!

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  • eric_cartman January 2, 2009

    WHY O WHY ?????

    OH YEH YOUR A FUKIN IDIOT!!

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  • godbluff January 3, 2009

    64th what a fucking retard mand he held it there, that's gonna leave a mark

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  • rush January 4, 2009

    ..fucking retard

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  • 296801 January 4, 2009

    Man i'd have to do a shitload of drugs before i did something that fucking stupid!

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  • redcable January 4, 2009

    "Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. Meanwhile, you're too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin' out your ass singing, "Holy Miss Moley, Got me a live one."

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  • pimpnoreos January 7, 2009

    i wonder if he has bubbles on his hands now.. fucking dork.

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  • dean_wil74 January 23, 2009

    what can i say STUPID FUCKER

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  • mylarjorgen January 28, 2009

    I belive this guy is now going for the World record in "Slamming a really heavy door on your own head" The present holder is the late Billy-bog McGoo of Chickinpie, Tennessee who sadly passed on about 10 seconds after breaking the record.

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  • titzmcgee420 March 4, 2009

    why in the hell did he think that was a good i'd in the first place?

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  • canman21 August 10, 2009

    Brain Dead Fuck!!!

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