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posted by Greg J. on 1/1/2009

Glock Machine Gun

This is the solution to most of your problems if your problems can be killed.  That means if you got some kinda demon infestation your fucked but zombies better watch the hell out.
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drublix
Suddenly I felt the urge to go play some Left4Dead
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 1:17 PM

stafare
Lol I second that one shitlooker.... wouldn’t wanna be the guy to piss him off with that in his hands
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 1:37 PM

wickedwithin
fuckin’ HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 1:45 PM

fookstick
I’ll take 2
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 1:48 PM

fuckedinfresno
Just what those James Brady followers need to see, an American exercising his freedom to shoot some shit up.
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 1:50 PM

marsape
what a fucking wank tool
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 2:14 PM

mulletburden
Wow sweet way to ruin a Glock that barrel is toast
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 2:26 PM

evilgenius
and Christmas is over :( But NEXT Christmas, I know what I’m asking Santa for!
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 2:33 PM

khaslave
It’s over the top mancool. A new word for 2009. To explain quicky to chiks why something they think is retard, is real awsome to us guys.
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 2:38 PM

spinal-tap
Take that OJ!
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 3:07 PM

mrragoo
so much for concealing a hand gun ,and reloading would be a bitch
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 3:45 PM

redcalx
fags
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 4:01 PM

fetuswithaids
I can use that thing in FarCry 2.Some of the guardposts are a bitch!
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 4:09 PM

donhogmcnasty
You can always pin point the 45 year old fat guy living in his parents basement.....(im just sayin)
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 5:48 PM

madmuthafuka
Im hard. Real hard.
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 6:24 PM

crazymanny
hmmm...my glock 17 with 30 shots is sufficient
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 8:16 PM

sickfuck
Not agaisnt that fucker.
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 9:13 PM

briskman11
That fucker should come with a roll of toilet paper to give to whoever you just made shit themself!!! FREEZE....Poop!!!
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 9:31 PM

pantherkarl43
yeah..i had two glocks,they are made of plastic...wouldn’t it melt if you shot that many rounds throught it?...but that was still fucking awesome!
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 9:40 PM

fatjoden
wow haha thats awesome
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 10:20 PM

shimmery315
there must’ve been a lot of cans on that wall.
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 10:49 PM

thoward
well don’t that just bet all
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 11:32 PM

licuryte
say ello 2 mi lil frend
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 11:44 PM

169johnw
Ya only need 1 Bullet.Period.Use it.
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posted on: 01-01-09 @ 11:58 PM

joecommonsense
^^Gai shi zhen di tang qian gan
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 12:43 AM

lucas503
he left the coon gangbangers with the mouth open
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 1:33 AM

jowsta
Glock 9mm machine gun. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 2:28 AM

skyline34
that must of bn pretty damm hot after that long round
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 6:11 AM

lordgenocyde
Eventually, that gun is going to blow up in his hand. That’s what happens with Glocks and the reason you can’t pay ME to own one.
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 5:56 PM

happydaze74
ol’lady said no big deal i agree. how much that one round cost?
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 6:56 PM

happydaze74
she wants the big shit next to him.whats that?
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 7:04 PM

sydfloyd
Just Let Me Have It For 24hrs Just Long Enough To Visit Some Old Friends
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 7:19 PM

madbasturd
does it come with a shoulder holster?
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 9:18 PM

zekesteroid
That’ll work (very cool)
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 11:02 PM

spacelegged
I’DE RATHER HAVE AN ACTUAL MACHINE GUN..B.A.R, G3 ,ANYTHING...
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posted on: 01-02-09 @ 11:28 PM

carnutts4sure
There is nothing wrong with a Glock when properly cleaned as ANY weapon and they are NOT prone to blowing up in your hands and I have owned PLENTY ! As far as melting , only the lower receiver is made of a hard POLYMER and not the upper slide or the barrel of course . Full auto ANYTHING will eventually burn the rifling out of the barrels when enough rounds go through it to heat the barrel up enough to start galding . As far as a 9MM in full auto , there is no better sub machine gun on the planet than an HK MP5 ...PERIOD !!!! The MP5’s are what all sub machine guns are rated by .
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posted on: 01-03-09 @ 12:23 AM

rareranking
Wow bet his fingers are numb!
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posted on: 01-03-09 @ 2:36 AM

godbluff
militia baby!!!! 100 of these mother fuckers in a row will do some serious demo
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posted on: 01-03-09 @ 8:26 AM

dozer67
Point and shoot I don’t think anyone will go any ware but down.
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posted on: 01-03-09 @ 10:07 AM

yestrnight
junk wait till it over heats and blowws up
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posted on: 01-04-09 @ 11:04 AM

redcalx
CARNUTTS4SURE is that the mp5 sd with folding stock your on about???
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posted on: 01-05-09 @ 3:15 PM

ptohkhk
Is this an AD for serial killers ???
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posted on: 01-06-09 @ 4:25 PM

mrlew4
Cool. It’ll get ya federal time but it’s still cool.
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posted on: 01-22-09 @ 5:37 PM

mylarjorgen
Where’s that fat fuck that let all those guys paintball him?
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posted on: 01-28-09 @ 12:24 PM

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