> VIDEOS > LADY CRUSHES MELONS WITH HER MELONS (BOOBS)
Crazyshit.com Pro Tip: Meet Hot Chicks for By Using Fling!!
Rate This:
sucks 12345678910 awesome

  • Info
    • Share:
posted by Greg J. on 1/8/2009

Lady Crushes Melons With Her Melons (boobs)

Talk about a useless fucking talent.  Hey lady there is a reason god gave us hands and that is so you didn't need to break everything open with your tits.  Soon she'll be able to jump rope with those sag bags.
EMAILED: 142
VIEWED: 42421
RATING:


 

What! Why?

Low bridge makes for dead giraffe

Real fucking porn!

Cam girls do anything for a token

Tiny teen gets her first thick dick!!

Just before things go to hell

Comments From the Peanut Gallery
fcku
1st
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 1:55 PM

420420
thatdestroyed my boner
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 1:56 PM

deathbreath666
that is so fucked up......
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 2:17 PM

zekesteroid
That’ll leave a mark...
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 2:46 PM

khaslave
Nice fling hair extenion.
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 2:48 PM

mrragoo
bitch has got bowling ball in there or the silicone has hardened up
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 3:18 PM

lostitsomwhere
I Predict Breast Cancer for her in the near Future..
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 3:22 PM

laurentus
Oh Muther ! Your embarrassing me ! Geezuz
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 3:56 PM

redcalx
and women say all men are bastards!
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 4:42 PM

redcalx
sounds crazy but true- " as she broke a water melon with her breasts her hair started falling out "
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 4:43 PM

169johnw
Anyone seen a large, bruised up Boob?
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 4:48 PM

drevil
can do the same with my balls...
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 4:54 PM

darkwestern
Did...part of her hair fall off??
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 5:09 PM

leadfoot
Must have been sweeps week.
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 5:46 PM

shi-thead
her hair just kinda fell.... and she smashed a melon with her titty? what a weird bitch
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 6:01 PM

butterballs
she shouldn’t use melons, she should use my face
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 6:14 PM

shimmery315
they should really handle their produce better.
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 6:25 PM

magnumjack
is this hot ? i dont know what to think of this
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 6:46 PM

man0war
just how did she discover she could do this???
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 6:51 PM

fetuswithaids
What kind of bazaar shit did this dunce go through,to end up smashing fruit with her cans?
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 8:19 PM

skyline34
i wouldnt tit fuck her, those tits r 10 times bigger than my gfs!!! ahahaah
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 9:52 PM

sadistic1
Wheres my piece of melon??
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 10:02 PM

analkunt
that cow needs to be milked!
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 10:55 PM

briskman11
I love how she tries to be slick and hide the hair like nobody saw it!!! Enjoy Breast Cancer next year!!!
[reply]
posted on: 01-08-09 @ 11:56 PM

bucknuts
I’d like a crack at them big mellons with my dick. juss get them water mellons outta there..
[reply]
posted on: 01-09-09 @ 12:52 AM

pantherkarl43
most guys like big tits like that,i think more than a mouthfull is a waste, give me a nice ass anyday over giant tits!
[reply]
posted on: 01-09-09 @ 12:55 AM

rareranking
Oh yea kill a guy with them tits and do comunity service crushing melons
[reply]
posted on: 01-09-09 @ 1:31 AM

mr_ant
Not surprised she was hungry. Takes a lot of food to keep those things well fed.
[reply]
posted on: 01-09-09 @ 2:07 AM

marsape
only 4 payments of 29.95 + 29.95 postage
[reply]
posted on: 01-09-09 @ 6:02 AM

angelb
i would of done the same thing..that melon was talkin shit to her
[reply]
posted on: 01-09-09 @ 6:57 AM

blitzed
Don’t really dig those tits. I like mine perkier. good sized handfuls are nice.
[reply]
posted on: 01-09-09 @ 8:31 AM

rodeye2
PIG.
[reply]
posted on: 01-10-09 @ 2:01 AM

zpimpin1
please stop melon on melon abuse
[reply]
posted on: 01-10-09 @ 11:38 AM

doinyermom
those poor funbags!
[reply]
posted on: 01-10-09 @ 12:43 PM

johnbjones
This has only been on the net for what, ten fucking years?
[reply]
posted on: 01-10-09 @ 11:05 PM

mylarjorgen
One of our finest assassins. No metal detector can show her deadly weaponry.
[reply]
posted on: 01-24-09 @ 7:18 PM

yoshmyster
I know her personally and she is a great person, she has been doing that for years, what else you want for a stripper.
[reply]
posted on: 05-12-09 @ 11:05 PM

hanjob
Is she the woman who accidentally killed a man with her tits?
[reply]
posted on: 12-06-10 @ 10:31 PM

Related Shit

WE GOT THE HUGE... WE GOT THE HUGE...
Big natural breasts are sometimes frowned upon but....
BUSTY HEART:  T... BUSTY HEART: T...
Busty Heart, or as she is simply known around the ....
THOSE ARE SOME ... THOSE ARE SOME ...
click for more
HUGE ASIAN MELO... HUGE ASIAN MELO...
Why settle for regular women when you can grown th....
THE CAN CRUSHIN... THE CAN CRUSHIN...
Make sure you realize those aren't no 12-ounce can....
THE DAILY DOSE ... THE DAILY DOSE ...
Is there ever a day that goes by when it isnt a g....
USER SUBMITTED ... USER SUBMITTED ...
I want to send a special thanks out there to all t....
USER SUBMITTED ... USER SUBMITTED ...
We have so many lovely users and they bless us wit....
BBW FROGS UNITE... BBW FROGS UNITE...
This is a call to all the frogs out there.  I....
HOLY BEWBIES!... HOLY BEWBIES!...
Holy Bewbis, those things there can feed a family ....
GRANNY SMITH TI... GRANNY SMITH TI...
Holy Granny Smith Apples!!! I knew there was a rea....
PIG FLAPS... PIG FLAPS...
A huge set of meat curtains have many different us....