Shotgun suicide fail

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Greg J.
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Suicide by shotgun is one of those things you don't want to try and definitely don't wanna fuck up under any circumstances. If you must try here is a tip. If you manage to blow out the brainstem then you get the job done right.

38 Comments
  • anaphaxeton January 11, 2009

    Retard. Fails at life and fails at dying..

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  • shimmery315 January 11, 2009

    fucktard should of done his research first. i give it a C-.

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  • canidae January 11, 2009

    At least he must not see the mess he left...

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  • dykeslayer January 11, 2009

    worst way to get some attention

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  • twirler January 11, 2009

    ?

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  • quadrant5 January 11, 2009

    buckshot is only a buck more

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  • dubdan January 11, 2009

    if it was bad before....... fuck look at you now. my guess is when he recovers and looks in the mirror hes gonna kill himself for sure!

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  • thunderbutt January 11, 2009

    RELOAD!

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  • man0war January 11, 2009

    those al qaeda cigars are bad for your health. hehehe

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  • mrragoo January 11, 2009

    if he is going to blow his fucking face off let the fucker die ,why try too save him that retard deserves all the fucking pain hes getting

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  • darkwestern January 11, 2009

    Mexicans... Always shoot em in the brain.

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  • kersone1 January 11, 2009

    Sereously please shoot that fucker...hes never gettin laid again...

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  • zekesteroid January 11, 2009

    sound like a big baby

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  • big_guns January 11, 2009

    There's a horrible ringing in my ears.....when will it stop?

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  • yokiti January 11, 2009

    It's called method acting. He's doing research for his role in Phantom of the Opera.

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  • prestonsgirl January 11, 2009

    That person will NEVER be able to face anyone again! O_O

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  • tripod January 11, 2009

    BEST FORM OF SUICIDE IS TAKING ON THE IRS

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  • mrragoo January 11, 2009

    too bad he wasn't 2 faced than he would of had a spare...

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  • crazymanny January 11, 2009

    next time put it in your mouth

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  • rareranking January 11, 2009

    Freaking idiot next time use number 6 shells not bird shot 4's

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  • twistofcain January 11, 2009

    ok how the fuck DO YOU FAIL IN SUICIDE?!?

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  • pizzapie January 11, 2009

    need a hug???

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  • rodeye2 January 11, 2009

    Ass to mouth did'nt work on him.

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  • hatedogs January 11, 2009

    Tripod wrote: "

    BEST FORM OF SUICIDE IS TAKING ON THE IRS " I truly hope they're ripping your ass out. Tax evaders need their micro nutsack ripped off with a slide hammer. I wanna mash the fuck out of a dog, but not an unwanted dog: I wanna make spam out of one of those dogs you see on a "Lost Dog" poster in your 'hood. Nail his fucking ass with my jeep while the family is out looking for his goddamn ass. But listen: make no mistake about it. The dog I really wanna fuck up is your dog.

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  • briskman11 January 12, 2009

    I guess his days of eating soup are fucking over, big time!!! Enjoy your feeding tube!!!

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  • angelb January 12, 2009

    wow i bet the death by o.d. is sounding much better to this person by the seconds

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  • marsape January 12, 2009

    ^^^oh hatedogs, you must be one of those cruel to animal type cunts, well guess what, I'm one of those cruel to cunts that are cruel to animal type cunts, watch your mouth cunt you are one truly sick mean fuckhead

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  • jowsta January 12, 2009

    ^^^ Come on man. Hatedogs comment was kinda funny. Though I don't condone hurting animals and I hate the fucking IRS. Fuck them....

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  • zpimpin1 January 12, 2009

    HA HA HA what a loser he can't even kill hiself right

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  • belladona January 12, 2009

    FAIL!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO stupid fuckin idiot!!! put him out of our misery!!! waste of my oxygen!!!

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  • arsenic_sea January 12, 2009

    I wonder if he will ever say "i'm ridin' shotgun" when he gets into a car.... that would just be awesome....

    "Don't Shoot me when the Face-Hugger is still on my face!"

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  • cellule January 12, 2009

    Hatedog, Are you ok? There is help...

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  • pandochka January 13, 2009

    I once went to pick up a guy who had done something similar. Shot himself in the face in his bathroom, realized he'd messed up, and went into his bedroom, laid on his bed, and smoked 2 cigarettes before he bled out. Suicides are fun!

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  • redcable January 13, 2009

    Living without a face, you might as well find a way to finish the job.

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  • rush January 13, 2009

    ..just think, your days of taking ut up the ass are over!

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  • pantherkarl43 January 14, 2009

    b.t.w did that one guy that got banned ever come back?...just wondering....lol

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  • kenfromdublin March 8, 2009

    Too awful for words, if he felt bad enough to try and end it all before - just how bad does he feel now?

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  • flyboy3313 April 12, 2012

    Thank goodness he can still write. He can ask someone with better aim to shoot him AGAIN!! FUCKASS...

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