The superstring firework theory

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Greg J.
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There is a theory out there that says if you make a line of fireworks long enough to reach to the end of the universe you will eventually end up passing the starting point and accomplishing the state of awesomeness.

39 Comments
  • stewieisback January 14, 2009

    first

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  • getfucked January 14, 2009

    Get fucked

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  • getfucked January 14, 2009

    There is a theory out there that says if you make a line of fireworks long enough to reach to the end of the universe you will eventually end up passing the starting point and accomplishing the state of getting fucked.

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  • bubbacrow January 14, 2009

    for one, that was gay. for two, it looked like one of those split wang and balls hung up on that crane and that makes it DOUBLE GAY.

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  • mrragoo January 14, 2009

    this must be from the comedy network "time well wasted "

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  • pirametsin January 14, 2009

    nothing special

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  • khaslave January 14, 2009

    Next week the fifty foot sprkler! It looked so much cooler unlit.

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  • jc420 January 14, 2009

    Ghey

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  • dazzza January 14, 2009

    looks like the gaza strip to me

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  • redcalx January 14, 2009

    what a fucking waste of money and film

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  • skyartist January 14, 2009

    We do that at every convention.

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  • leadfoot January 14, 2009

    I want that 4.12 minutes back, dammit.

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  • addictedtothc January 14, 2009

    That was a bigger let down than Blair Witch Project

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  • zekesteroid January 14, 2009

    Old Video

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  • godless1 January 14, 2009

    I disagree with everyone to so far...That was pretty awesome. I may try that this year on the fourth.

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  • nutty January 14, 2009

    Well that was a load of old shit

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  • godbluff January 14, 2009

    WOW THAT WAS CRAPTACULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • bulldognuts January 14, 2009

    Needs better quality video.

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  • judasz January 14, 2009

    Wow! In Florida and Mississippi the have trucks that go up and down the streets for mosquito fogging. NOT Impressed.

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  • roaddog January 14, 2009

    I say roundup all these Hamas Palenstenian motherfuckers, wrap them up in fireworks, then light up these bitches. That would be lots more entertaining to watch as they get blown the fuck up.

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  • carnutts4sure January 14, 2009

    hey godless1 , I don't appreciate your name nor your avitar just for the record you useless cunt !

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  • rareranking January 14, 2009

    I'll give them credict that was so cool, Only problem should had saved this one for July 4 2009 but wouldnt mind seeing it again on that date! And i'll bet it will be way cooler then!

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  • kersone1 January 14, 2009

    they shoulda just used only those bigass one at the end in a big ass sring....that woulda been a show...

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  • 169johnw January 14, 2009

    It would have been cooler with lighting and high-def.They had to do this because they were about to reach thier expiration date.Suck it Negative Nellies!!!

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  • gearheadnick January 14, 2009

    I would like to see that done with dynamite instead of firecrackers. Make it about 300 times longer and set it off in some muslim country.

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  • roaddog January 14, 2009

    ^^^^^^Great idea^^^^^^

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  • rawanduntamed January 14, 2009

    Last time I ate mexican food, I farted better explosions.

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  • killergerbil January 14, 2009

    holy fuckin ass crackers!

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  • tripod January 14, 2009

    I'VE HAD SOME ORGASMS THAT WERE LIKE THAT

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  • crazymanny January 14, 2009

    i wanna know who sat and watched that happen...Id rather scratch my nuts for those 4 minutes

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  • rodeye2 January 15, 2009

    I guess ya had to be there.

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  • angelb January 15, 2009

    i wish i could of seen that first hand ...bet it was loud

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  • ouch January 15, 2009

    what a waste of time and Money

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  • yestrnight January 15, 2009

    gay

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  • shimmery315 January 15, 2009

    i think we got a dud.

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  • briskman11 January 16, 2009

    Wow only thing i got was turning my yolume down!!!!

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  • marsape January 16, 2009

    ^^^^Hey ouch, how much of your time and money did they waste exactly

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  • 1eyed1derworm January 16, 2009

    ridiculously unsatisfying

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  • mylarjorgen January 24, 2009

    Hey, even Aussie Ouch says something sensible occasionaly.

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