The accident video of the headless motorcycleman

People get a motorcycle and after they get out of that I am gonna die in an accident video stage they wind up getting confident about their riding ability which is just about the same time that they smash into the back of some car and become a few pounds lighter in the head/neck area.

49 Comments
  • worldsteven January 26, 2009

    thats fucked up 1st....

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  • redcalx January 26, 2009

    the helmet did its job by protecting the head i dont see what the problem is hear!!

    +2
  • man0war January 26, 2009

    his helmet is holding up the bumper, thats using your head. (i'm sorry. yes i will now go and fuck myself)..

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  • crazymanny January 26, 2009

    no worries just give em a pumpkin

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  • demonjay January 26, 2009

    hahaha wtf thats using your head

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  • richonaids January 26, 2009

    can he still enter the paralympics?

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  • rareranking January 26, 2009

    Their Still Looking For What The Camera Man Found

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  • shimmery315 January 26, 2009

    time for a magical carpet ride.

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  • 19bambam91 January 26, 2009

    helmets save lifes?

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  • khaslave January 26, 2009

    Nice seat. How much?

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  • pothead777 January 26, 2009

    just sew it back on. fuck that has to fuck up your day eh?

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  • bulldognuts January 26, 2009

    Motorcycle helmet for sale, excellent condition, proven protection.

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  • nightshift187 January 26, 2009

    Anytime someone suggest anything dangerous to me, like riding on a motocycle... I always say, " I don't know man I watch alot of crazyshit"

    +1
  • ghostfackilr50 January 26, 2009

    at least he wore a helmet

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  • leadfoot January 26, 2009

    More like "That's losing your head."

    +0
  • zekesteroid January 26, 2009

    Hey, the head is intact so the helmet worked fine, see...

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  • rc2james January 26, 2009

    I know the feeling. the day starts out good and BAM! Your head falls off.

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  • micarone January 26, 2009

    It's no headless biker... Just happens to be that his head is different spot than rest of his body and the bike....

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  • roaddog January 26, 2009

    good advertisement for the helmet company... he should get paid for his participation.

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  • honkie365 January 26, 2009

    that's what you get for riding Jap shit.

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  • twistofcain January 27, 2009

    is he ok?

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  • doc_ock January 27, 2009

    Any one see that mexican trying to steal my bumper off my car?

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  • twistofcain January 27, 2009

    anyone listen to Combichrist? if so does the song "give head if you got it" not come to mind?

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  • twistofcain January 27, 2009

    ....im going to hell

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  • kersone1 January 27, 2009

    lol..roaddog nailed it...if thats not proof of a quality helment, i dont know what is...you can tear it off an ur brains are still good!!

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  • sadistic1 January 27, 2009

    FUCK. its all been said. i guess i'm to late... but its about time pothead777 said something worth reading. kinda... fuckin canadian. eh????

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  • skyline34 January 27, 2009

    now thats a useless helmet!

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  • sporto January 27, 2009

    I like how his riding buddy @ 43 seconds in, is pacing around like "I wish the Paramedics would let me know if he's gonna be O.K."

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  • marsape January 27, 2009

    looks like he's won the worlds farthest head bowl by the way they're measuring everything

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  • angelb January 27, 2009

    they covered up the body but not the head how wrong is that?

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  • carnutts4sure January 27, 2009

    " HEY...I'm over here you blind fuckers ! Hurry up before I bleed out !!!!! "

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  • roaddog January 27, 2009

    slightly used helmet for sale... free head included at no extra charge!

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  • 1eyed1derworm January 27, 2009

    100 points for critical hit + 100 for kill + 100 for beheading... so thats 300 times 10 for moving target brings us to a grand total of 3000 points!

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  • 1eyed1derworm January 27, 2009

    they call him pakman

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  • joecommonsense January 28, 2009

    if anyone can prove me wrong, the body was covered up, but the head was just laying there uncovered. Since there was no blood around the head, i would say that they didnt notice the head was missing and laying under the bumper. They were too busy with their whistle blowing techniques.

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  • mylarjorgen January 28, 2009

    Hey you up there. You gotta smoke buddy?

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  • 69er January 28, 2009

    wonder if that guy has his helmet for sale ?

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  • d90girl January 28, 2009

    SHOULD HAVE RIDDEN A DUCATI

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  • shi-thead January 29, 2009

    helmet didn't help him much

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  • briskman11 January 30, 2009

    Helmets: Guaranteeing Open Casket Funerals for the past 30 years!!!

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  • d90girl February 4, 2009

    But still awful, poor guy !! RIP GOOD BUDDY..

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  • kenfromdublin February 7, 2009

    ^^^^Why do all you half-wits never question what you are seeing??? - This is an obvious fake, an opportunist with a dummy face/head in a helmet placed it there and filmed it and is laughing as all you freaks try to be sinister, no blood - no attention whatsoever from the emergency services and no way would a head and helmet stay together with the huge g-forces associated with decapitation.

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  • gesus6916 February 12, 2009

    ^^^^true

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  • patton303 March 11, 2009

    Not a single scratch on his head!!

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  • cucca_breff May 30, 2009

    I say take the head home and drink some beer out of it.

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  • jimmydcap December 29, 2009

    They say helmits aves lives!!!

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  • zer0daher0 January 14, 2011

    Not one of the above dumb fucks asked the burning question, where's all the claret?, don't you usually bleed out when decapitated?

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  • flyboy3313 April 12, 2012

    As much as I may fight the seat belt law for a consenting adult, there's no fucking way I can deny any longer the obvious fact that Helmets do protect our heads!

    +0
  • china_mike December 2, 2016

    A surprising lack of blood!

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