Finally fucking jetpacks

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Greg J.
20,669 Views 7 years ago

Sure you are stuck on the water but at least you got a god damned jet pack. I would wear my matching track suit but people just make fun of you and wonder why you are wearing your pajamas.

27 Comments
  • richonaids January 28, 2009

    just edit out the hose and youve got yourself a james bond movie

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  • mrragoo January 28, 2009

    beats the fuck out of swimming

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  • shimmery315 January 28, 2009

    the new douche master 3000. also available in spring fresh.

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  • stealmywheels January 28, 2009

    They have the ones without the yellow tube, its probably somewhere on youtube.

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  • sleeko January 28, 2009

    Let's coin a new phrase.."Worthlessly cool"

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  • world January 28, 2009

    kida hot

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  • world January 28, 2009

    i ment kinda hot

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  • khaslave January 28, 2009

    Sleeko, I'd also use "MAN-COOL". Just like the fully automatic 9mm.

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  • nightshift187 January 28, 2009

    I want one

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  • stalin January 28, 2009

    someone is bound to put their dick in the intake hose

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  • twistofcain January 28, 2009

    thats a hydro jet.... nowhere near as cool as a real 1

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  • sitedog January 28, 2009

    thats pretty fucking cool though

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  • godbluff January 28, 2009

    FUNNY

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  • fetuswithaids January 28, 2009

    ...and then a fish got jammed in one side.

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  • rareranking January 28, 2009

    The Jet Pack = If You Feel Water In Your Ears, Or Heavy Heart Attack, If You End Up Face Down In The Dirt, Or Even Harsh Death, If These Problems Exist Please See Your Doctor

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  • d90girl January 28, 2009

    NOW FLY YOUR ASS OVER HERE , MY GRASS NEEDS SOME WATER

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  • trinitysx January 28, 2009

    thats a waterpack

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  • jehuty540 January 28, 2009

    eh. ive seen em all.

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  • bulldognuts January 29, 2009

    I need one of those.

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  • marsape January 29, 2009

    Gas gusling, environmentally damaging, extremely dangerous, lets market this shit

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  • jctbay January 29, 2009

    water power and great music..what the hell else do you want?

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  • joecommonsense January 29, 2009

    ill take one. something told me not to join the ATV banwagon.

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  • briskman11 January 30, 2009

    You gotta be a dick and fold the hose in half...just wait until he is really far up there though..."I beleive you CAN'T FLY!!!"

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  • mylarjorgen January 30, 2009

    Dude may have a big cock but damn that thing was a nasty yellow colour.

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  • dman6765 January 30, 2009

    I would water my lawn every day twice a day atleast weeeee ook at me bitches bet you wanna try it ha.

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  • 1eyed1derworm January 31, 2009

    you can see the intake pump on a little raft behind him connected by the hose. cool idea, not that cool in actuallity.

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  • reddog122657 February 1, 2009

    Looks loke me when i get a nut.

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