If the first few seconds is any measure of how the rest of the race is gonna go you might as well quit with this kind of start. Besides no amount of winning will make the internet stop laughing at you.
even so, i dont give a shit. and that video is pooor!
He was missing the butt plug already.
Ha hah ah ah ahahah ah ah lol... what a spastic.It was probably all the steroids that messed up her already messed up woman balance...I am still laughing .FAIL!!!
Yeah, you need to push them peddles a little harder
the trick is to stay on the ramp,
^^^^^Hey knobbgobler, there's no steroids in australian athletes, we're just fucking good
my apology, she is victorian afterall, we do our best to keep them down south
"we're just fucking good" Marsape???
That was the fucking starting line dumbass. He didnt even make it out the gate...hahaha
"Hey guys, how do you like my new shades? Pretty cool, huh. Just give me a little push, Oh shiiiiitt!"
this is what happens when you DON'T take drugs before the Tour De Fail.
the land down under has got her all fucked up.
now we know why they dont test for alchohol.
knight rider exit failure
How can anyone ride a bike with a constant wedgie?
I wonder if she ever rode one of those things before?
Ok how did the Special Olympics sneak into the Tour de France????
Credit To That Leg weakening orgasmic spotter
Oh Yea An Hey Retard Or What Ever Your Name Is I live In Westlake Ohio Where All The Rich Atheletes Live Like The Cavs & Browns & Indians And They Arrest Nothing But Whites Over Here For Stealing In Black Atheletes Houses But You Only See Blacks On The News, (Its Not What You See Its What You Know)
you win !
what are the odds...with 5 feet of ramp and 1 inch of tire? Fail:1
awwww they are so cute when they get the training wheels taken off...its ok try again
Time 2 find another hobby
i dont think shes ready for the training wheels to come off