I hate my fucking arm!

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Greg J.
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Roughly translated from whatever language this dude was speaking you can hear the words "I hate my fucking Arm!" yelled repeatedly. Something about carpal tunnel syndrome and jerking off too much. A fate worse than death.

33 Comments
  • darkwestern January 30, 2009

    Hungry? Why wait? Grab an Arm!

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  • wicked_m4 January 30, 2009

    Damn. No matter what anyone says that is one tough little asian fella.

    I bet most people would be crying like a baby after that.

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  • twirler January 30, 2009

    yup when u jak it with carpal tunnel your hand keeps fallin asleep!

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  • mexican_pride January 30, 2009

    i could do that.. y not

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  • carnutts4sure January 30, 2009

    He just found out his wife was eating shit with another man !

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  • shimmery315 January 30, 2009

    should've used a ginsu.

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  • khaslave January 30, 2009

    Wow heroin is a gateway drug.

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  • yokiti January 30, 2009

    He made his point. Five times over.

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  • richonaids January 30, 2009

    shit and he wasnt even high. asians are so fucking cool!

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  • bulldognuts January 30, 2009

    He found out his left hand has been Jerking off another penis.

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  • inkman79 January 30, 2009

    Hell of an infomercial.

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  • nh3kid January 30, 2009

    It slices It dices what could it possiably be?!?!?

    THE STABOMATIC!!!! yes you too can relieve that irratating 4th appandage with the STABOMATIC .

    No more accidental thumb in the door

    No more having to chew your own arm off after aheavey night of drinking and waking up next to Gregs sister

    No more annoying stares from the more eniptly gifted

    And YES you even get to ride the SHORT BUS to AND from School !!!!!!

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  • roaddog January 30, 2009

    soak it in teriyaki sauce, it will be ok in a day or two...

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  • pothead777 January 30, 2009

    it stabs himself in the arm, then rubs the lotion on the skin

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  • loopy January 30, 2009

    c'mon guys... he is tryin to make a point

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  • zekesteroid January 30, 2009

    He really showed US...

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  • marsape January 30, 2009

    hate to see what he does on a bad day

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  • lucas503 January 30, 2009

    real horrorshow tolchok , indeed

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  • briskman11 January 30, 2009

    Hey motherfucker, you dont want that arm I'll take it!!!!

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  • fuckballs January 31, 2009

    Nothing a few band-aids wont fix.

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  • banjobob January 31, 2009

    It's not possible to jerk off too much.

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  • duramax January 31, 2009

    hes just mad over oil prices...

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  • kersone1 January 31, 2009

    Yeah...that last one got the bone so adrenaline didnt do shit...hard little fuck to keep his shit on like that though...

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  • nightshift187 January 31, 2009

    damn that dudes a G

    God damned retard

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  • killergerbil January 31, 2009

    "Ladys and Gentleman , These are made of 100% surgical steel and will never ,Repeat NEVER lose there edge, These's Knifes are so sharp infact, that i can take this knife and stab myself right in the arm like im cutting butter!

    Dont Belive me? Watch.

    *stabs*

    You see ladys and gentlemen , like I said before this knife will never lose its edge"

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  • angelb January 31, 2009

    omg so what was the point he was making..i hope his next speech isnt...guns kill lol

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  • yestrnight January 31, 2009

    he said you are all gay^^^^^^^^6

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  • richonaids January 31, 2009

    japan meets kitchen devil

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  • 1eyed1derworm January 31, 2009

    communist politicians, need i say more?

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  • d90girl January 31, 2009

    I love SUSHI

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  • vladflame February 1, 2009

    He had one of those really nagging itches that just wont go away, his last resort was to stab the shit outta it, he'd been scratching like a mo fo for the past two weeks...

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  • kenfromdublin February 3, 2009

    Now that's what you call self arm.

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  • mylarjorgen March 2, 2009

    Oh Fuck, i was sure my left arm was the false one.

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