Harvesting watermelons can be fun for the whole family, but when it comes time to pick a melon, what do you do? Well here's a little instructional video showing you exactly what to do when it comes time to "harvest" your watermelon.
Was the pony at the cleaners?
The party was going well, everyone enjoyed the fruit salad Dave brought. Then he showed them his special prep video.
Looks like Tripod bought a new necklace.
o_0 so thats why Bill comes and buys a watermelon each week, lol and i thought he just liked eating them
posted that shit in the medical breakthru on how not to get a STD
I'm lonely. Oh so lonely.
At least the watermelon won't bitch "But I wanted to cum again!!" Lucky guy.
Watermelons need love too.
im on my way 2 the store
i thought it was going to end up in someones ass
^^^^ thank goodness it didn't! there's been a lot of that lately on here...
ya i agree, too much gay shit lately:(
at least hes not sticking it in his ass, like the guy with the basketball!
and oboma was born
i didn't think matt could get laid.
i'd be really impressed if he could spit seeds out of his urethra.
like a gatlin gun.
good one Shimmery315... i, uh, didnt necessarily want to see that again
imma try that!!! ahaha
I fuck a watermelon once when i was a kid!
I perfer warm apple pie still...
Well Its Not Hollow Anymore
Vodka or rum would be better than a dick.. man!
he'll get genital warters
Yep, and after he cumz in it he eats it!
I believe having intimate time with a watermelon is the step right before killing yourself.
what a man does in the privacy of his own with a consulting adult watermelon is no concern of mine.
I've fucked a pumpkin but never a watermelon
Worth a try, Though I would reccommend A rubber, You can't trust these third world country w-melons.
i bet that used to be a seedless watermelon
Now he should try to shove it up his ass...
i agree with chance...if you start fucking watermelons its pretty much over for you..hang it up and kill yourself!!! Animals are the next step..and we just can't have that!!!
Hey mom, meet my new girlfriend..Melona
if you want an advice...dont write this on your resume..lool
thats why i dont go to parties.
and you tell your friends you put liquor in it
I'm glad he doesn't work in the mortuary.
WAs that melon male or female?