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Harvesting watermelons can be fun for the whole family, but when it comes time to pick a melon, what do you do? Well here‘s a little instructional video showing you exactly what to do when it comes time to "harvest" your watermelon.

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How To Harvest A Watermelon

POSTED BY: Matt G.

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VIEWED: 22341

RATING: 6.38/10 with 26 votes

POSTED ON: 2/5/2009

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havanutha

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FIRST ASSHOLES!

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 5:16 PM

khaslave

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Was the pony at the cleaners?

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 5:18 PM

absinthe

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The party was going well, everyone enjoyed the fruit salad Dave brought. Then he showed them his special prep video.

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 5:18 PM

havanutha

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Looks like Tripod bought a new necklace.

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 5:19 PM

killergerbil

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o_0 so thats why Bill comes and buys a watermelon each week, lol and i thought he just liked eating them

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 5:23 PM

mrragoo

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posted that shit in the medical breakthru on how not to get a STD

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 5:41 PM

mulletburden

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I’m lonely. Oh so lonely.

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 6:33 PM

godless1

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At least the watermelon won’t bitch "But I wanted to cum again!!" Lucky guy.

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 6:38 PM

leadfoot

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Watermelons need love too.

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 6:51 PM

420420

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im on my way 2 the store

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 7:21 PM

yestrnight

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i thought it was going to end up in someones ass

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 8:03 PM

roaddog

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^^^^ thank goodness it didn’t! there’s been a lot of that lately on here...

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 8:22 PM

chrislee76420

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ya i agree, too much gay shit lately:(

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 8:34 PM

slipdry

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at least hes not sticking it in his ass, like the guy with the basketball!

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 8:46 PM

420420

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and oboma was born

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 8:49 PM

shimmery315

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i didn’t think matt could get laid.

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 9:02 PM

shimmery315

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i’d be really impressed if he could spit seeds out of his urethra.

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 9:05 PM

shimmery315

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like a gatlin gun.

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 9:06 PM

doinyermom

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good one Shimmery315... i, uh, didnt necessarily want to see that again

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 9:13 PM

skyline34

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imma try that!!! ahaha

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 9:23 PM

spinal-tap

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I fuck a watermelon once when i was a kid!

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 10:00 PM

pantherkarl43

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I perfer warm apple pie still...

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posted on: 02-05-09 @ 11:28 PM

rareranking

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Well Its Not Hollow Anymore

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posted on: 02-06-09 @ 12:54 AM

hazzze8448

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Vodka or rum would be better than a dick.. man!

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posted on: 02-06-09 @ 1:21 AM

marsape

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he’ll get genital warters

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posted on: 02-06-09 @ 5:32 AM

jp5er

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Yep, and after he cumz in it he eats it!

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posted on: 02-06-09 @ 11:52 AM

chance

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I believe having intimate time with a watermelon is the step right before killing yourself.

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posted on: 02-06-09 @ 11:56 AM

lickadslit

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what a man does in the privacy of his own with a consulting adult watermelon is no concern of mine.

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posted on: 02-06-09 @ 2:21 PM

gurtman23

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I’ve fucked a pumpkin but never a watermelon

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posted on: 02-06-09 @ 3:23 PM

zeroday666

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Worth a try, Though I would reccommend A rubber, You can’t trust these third world country w-melons.

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posted on: 02-06-09 @ 3:40 PM

awwyeaa

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i bet that used to be a seedless watermelon

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posted on: 02-06-09 @ 8:24 PM

ohwickedwendi

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Now he should try to shove it up his ass...

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posted on: 02-06-09 @ 11:43 PM

briskman11

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i agree with chance...if you start fucking watermelons its pretty much over for you..hang it up and kill yourself!!! Animals are the next step..and we just can’t have that!!!

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posted on: 02-07-09 @ 2:00 AM

superhotdom

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Hey mom, meet my newgirlfriend..Melona

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posted on: 02-07-09 @ 2:24 AM

screwyou

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if you want an advice...dont write this on your resume..lool

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posted on: 02-07-09 @ 9:09 AM

joecommonsense

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thats why i dont go to parties.

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posted on: 02-08-09 @ 11:40 PM

mranthropic

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and you tell your friends you put liquor in it

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posted on: 02-12-09 @ 3:37 AM

mylarjorgen

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I’m glad he doesn’t work in the mortuary.

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posted on: 03-02-09 @ 12:58 PM

mylarjorgen

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WAs that melon male or female?

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posted on: 03-02-09 @ 1:03 PM

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