How To Harvest A Watermelon

Harvesting watermelons can be fun for the whole family, but when it comes time to pick a melon, what do you do?  Well here's a little instructional video showing you exactly what to do when it comes time to "harvest" your watermelon.

39 Comments
  • havanutha February 5, 2009

    FIRST ASSHOLES!

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  • khaslave February 5, 2009

    Was the pony at the cleaners?

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  • absinthe February 5, 2009

    The party was going well, everyone enjoyed the fruit salad Dave brought. Then he showed them his special prep video.

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  • havanutha February 5, 2009

    Looks like Tripod bought a new necklace.

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  • killergerbil February 5, 2009

    o_0 so thats why Bill comes and buys a watermelon each week, lol and i thought he just liked eating them

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  • mrragoo February 5, 2009

    posted that shit in the medical breakthru on how not to get a STD

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  • mulletburden February 5, 2009

    I'm lonely. Oh so lonely.

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  • godless1 February 5, 2009

    At least the watermelon won't bitch "But I wanted to cum again!!" Lucky guy.

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  • leadfoot February 5, 2009

    Watermelons need love too.

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  • 420420 February 5, 2009

    im on my way 2 the store

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  • yestrnight February 5, 2009

    i thought it was going to end up in someones ass

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  • roaddog February 5, 2009

    ^^^^ thank goodness it didn't! there's been a lot of that lately on here...

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  • chrislee76420 February 5, 2009

    ya i agree, too much gay shit lately:(

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  • slipdry February 5, 2009

    at least hes not sticking it in his ass, like the guy with the basketball!

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  • 420420 February 5, 2009

    and oboma was born

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  • shimmery315 February 5, 2009

    i didn't think matt could get laid.

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  • shimmery315 February 5, 2009

    i'd be really impressed if he could spit seeds out of his urethra.

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  • shimmery315 February 5, 2009

    like a gatlin gun.

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  • doinyermom February 5, 2009

    good one Shimmery315... i, uh, didnt necessarily want to see that again

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  • skyline34 February 5, 2009

    imma try that!!! ahaha

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  • spinal-tap February 5, 2009

    I fuck a watermelon once when i was a kid!

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  • pantherkarl43 February 6, 2009

    I perfer warm apple pie still...

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  • rareranking February 6, 2009

    Well Its Not Hollow Anymore

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  • hazzze8448 February 6, 2009

    Vodka or rum would be better than a dick.. man!

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  • marsape February 6, 2009

    he'll get genital warters

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  • jp5er February 6, 2009

    Yep, and after he cumz in it he eats it!

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  • chance February 6, 2009

    I believe having intimate time with a watermelon is the step right before killing yourself.

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  • lickadslit February 6, 2009

    what a man does in the privacy of his own with a consulting adult watermelon is no concern of mine.

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  • gurtman23 February 6, 2009

    I've fucked a pumpkin but never a watermelon

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  • zeroday666 February 6, 2009

    Worth a try, Though I would reccommend A rubber, You can't trust these third world country w-melons.

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  • awwyeaa February 6, 2009

    i bet that used to be a seedless watermelon

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  • ohwickedwendi February 7, 2009

    Now he should try to shove it up his ass...

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  • briskman11 February 7, 2009

    i agree with chance...if you start fucking watermelons its pretty much over for you..hang it up and kill yourself!!! Animals are the next step..and we just can't have that!!!

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  • superhotdom February 7, 2009

    Hey mom, meet my new girlfriend..Melona

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  • screwyou February 7, 2009

    if you want an advice...dont write this on your resume..lool

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  • joecommonsense February 9, 2009

    thats why i dont go to parties.

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  • mranthropic February 12, 2009

    and you tell your friends you put liquor in it

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  • mylarjorgen March 2, 2009

    I'm glad he doesn't work in the mortuary.

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  • mylarjorgen March 2, 2009

    WAs that melon male or female?

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