Valentines day surprise

If you really wanna impress your lady this valentines day all you gotta do is take a couple yoga lessons and get a cucumber. Once you figure out how to give yourself a blowjob you won't need that stupid fucking girlfriend.

44 Comments
  • format187 February 12, 2009

    Whyyyyyyy??

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  • bulldognuts February 12, 2009

    Now that's disturbing

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  • jgimages February 12, 2009

    exactly like what you anime stupid fuck do at home.....

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  • richonaids February 12, 2009

    i would have written 'first' but i spewed all over my fucking keyboard and had to go and clean it off. then i shoved it up my ass.

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  • dickfuck February 12, 2009

    GRRRRRRR< that sucked

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  • dozer67 February 12, 2009

    when you stick a cucumber up the ass dose it turn into a pickle?

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  • shimmery315 February 12, 2009

    salad shooter.

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  • awwyeaa February 12, 2009

    lmao, i bet they had a 3some

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  • rush February 12, 2009

    ..again with the crazyshit lunch room activities!

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  • kc8yrk February 12, 2009

    jay i thought you said if you could suck your own dick you would never leave the house

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  • thundermug February 12, 2009

    That dude knows how to PARTY!

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  • bloodinthepant February 12, 2009

    Now that is classy.

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  • kenfromdublin February 12, 2009

    He was just sick of his mum (who was on the phone) telling him to eat his greens, he prefers his meat!

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  • zekesteroid February 12, 2009

    Jesus guys, this site is getting gayer and gayer. I'm not sure if I can take much more. I prefer a shattering jar than a cucumber in a man's ass any day. The Jar is far more gorily tragic than gay, whereas the cucumber/self-suck is just fucking GAY!!!

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  • ouch February 12, 2009

    If i could reach my own this space would be blank as i wouldn't leave my bed room

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  • twistofcain February 12, 2009

    I WOULDNT LEAVE HOME...

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  • paddedwalls February 12, 2009

    why go to work hes got it made jus no cucumber though

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  • nightshift187 February 12, 2009

    i dont know what that shit was, but i'll never get that time back...and that fucking sucks.

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  • blkdck4whtchks February 12, 2009

    This was the first Video Greg saw today and yet its the last one posted... someone get Greg some tissue. Just don't shake his right hand!

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  • sirleefy February 12, 2009

    if you actually think about it...This wouldve had a director?..yes?....So at what point;as the director, do you decide you need an old bearded man to onlook the whole debacle...Thats more fucked up than the dude blowing himself whilst assing veg.

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  • roaddog February 12, 2009

    that's some crazy shit for sure!

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  • assholistic February 12, 2009

    Dad?

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  • darkwestern February 12, 2009

    thats fucking awful

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  • yeayeayea February 12, 2009

    My brain hurts. Thanks greg.

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  • deaconthorn February 13, 2009

    So, would you call it sodomy, incest, or cannibalism? I really can't decide what to call it,

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  • prestonsgirl February 13, 2009

    Extreme masturbation, maybe??? O_o

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  • fetuswithaids February 13, 2009

    No thanks dear.I'll pass on the cucumbers.

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  • rareranking February 13, 2009

    Something Are Really Not Ment To Be Shown lol

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  • briskman11 February 13, 2009

    Wait until he gets into "dick suck/cucumber mode" then jump right on his fucking back and fold that motherfucker up like a lawn chair.....DEAD!!!

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  • redcable February 13, 2009

    You guys really got to defag you're system.

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  • marsape February 13, 2009

    if his dick was smaller and his arse was wider then I could say that was barstown at his best

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  • blkdck4whtchks February 13, 2009

    ^^^ so you were checking out his dick size???

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  • tigertiger February 13, 2009

    I Love it!

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  • purplesnake February 13, 2009

    thats the last time she ever tells him to go fuck himself.

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  • zazu pitts February 13, 2009

    If You can suck your own dick DO YOU NEED A CUCUMBER UP YOUR ASS?!

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  • prestonsgirl February 14, 2009

    ^^I was thinking the same thing!!! ^_^

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  • superhotdom February 14, 2009

    Sick

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  • zpimpin1 February 14, 2009

    that is the gayest thing I have ever seen on here

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  • tigertiger February 14, 2009

    I can`t imagine even trying that, I would get stuck and they would find me like that and probably post it on CS.

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  • knuckles February 14, 2009

    discusting as shit....

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  • joecommonsense February 15, 2009

    i think im gona start speaking chinese again.

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  • jgyt February 15, 2009

    YOU HAVE SAID IT JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    JERRY

    WHERE CAN I GO TO A YOGA CLASSESS RELL BAD!!!!!!!

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  • absinthe February 17, 2009

    Now I must gouge out my eyes, and pour bleach in the sockets!

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  • hazzze8448 February 17, 2009

    I thought it was a chick at first... I was getting readdy and everything...

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