If you really wanna impress your lady this valentines day all you gotta do is take a couple yoga lessons and get a cucumber. Once you figure out how to give yourself a blowjob you won't need that stupid fucking girlfriend.
Now that's disturbing
exactly like what you anime stupid fuck do at home.....
i would have written 'first' but i spewed all over my fucking keyboard and had to go and clean it off. then i shoved it up my ass.
GRRRRRRR< that sucked
when you stick a cucumber up the ass dose it turn into a pickle?
lmao, i bet they had a 3some
..again with the crazyshit lunch room activities!
jay i thought you said if you could suck your own dick you would never leave the house
That dude knows how to PARTY!
Now that is classy.
He was just sick of his mum (who was on the phone) telling him to eat his greens, he prefers his meat!
Jesus guys, this site is getting gayer and gayer. I'm not sure if I can take much more. I prefer a shattering jar than a cucumber in a man's ass any day. The Jar is far more gorily tragic than gay, whereas the cucumber/self-suck is just fucking GAY!!!
If i could reach my own this space would be blank as i wouldn't leave my bed room
I WOULDNT LEAVE HOME...
why go to work hes got it made jus no cucumber though
i dont know what that shit was, but i'll never get that time back...and that fucking sucks.
This was the first Video Greg saw today and yet its the last one posted... someone get Greg some tissue. Just don't shake his right hand!
if you actually think about it...This wouldve had a director?..yes?....So at what point;as the director, do you decide you need an old bearded man to onlook the whole debacle...Thats more fucked up than the dude blowing himself whilst assing veg.
that's some crazy shit for sure!
thats fucking awful
My brain hurts. Thanks greg.
So, would you call it sodomy, incest, or cannibalism? I really can't decide what to call it,
Extreme masturbation, maybe??? O_o
No thanks dear.I'll pass on the cucumbers.
Something Are Really Not Ment To Be Shown lol
Wait until he gets into "dick suck/cucumber mode" then jump right on his fucking back and fold that motherfucker up like a lawn chair.....DEAD!!!
You guys really got to defag you're system.
if his dick was smaller and his arse was wider then I could say that was barstown at his best
^^^ so you were checking out his dick size???
I Love it!
thats the last time she ever tells him to go fuck himself.
If You can suck your own dick DO YOU NEED A CUCUMBER UP YOUR ASS?!
^^I was thinking the same thing!!! ^_^
that is the gayest thing I have ever seen on here
I can`t imagine even trying that, I would get stuck and they would find me like that and probably post it on CS.
discusting as shit....
i think im gona start speaking chinese again.
YOU HAVE SAID IT JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE CAN I GO TO A YOGA CLASSESS RELL BAD!!!!!!!
Now I must gouge out my eyes, and pour bleach in the sockets!
I thought it was a chick at first... I was getting readdy and everything...