It's just a flesh wound

Don't you hate when the morning commute winds up in your leg being ripped off? People are all like "oh you should go to the hospital" and I'm like "but I gotta go to fucking work." Somebody has to make the money around here.

40 Comments
  • richonaids February 14, 2009

    eh youve got another mate.

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  • superhotdom February 14, 2009

    Hey Stumpy! You dropped something!

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  • roaddog316 February 14, 2009

    does this qualify him for discounts on shoeshines since he'll be wearing just one shoe?

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  • suckmycock February 14, 2009

    thats nuts. id be like, get some mother fucker over here to sew this bitch back on.

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  • zeroday666 February 14, 2009

    I get sick of these mutts who think its their god given right to leave shoes lying around whereever... Ppl could trip over them dammit! Use your common sense.

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  • bulldognuts February 14, 2009

    He's taking it like a man.

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  • kersone1 February 14, 2009

    thats the dude gettin his legs beat yesterday...thats the aftermath....

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  • darkwestern February 14, 2009

    Walk it off, pussy...oh uh..nvm

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  • deaconthorn February 14, 2009

    He should have worn that helmet, then he wouldn't

    have been hurt.

    Oh, too late.

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  • khaslave February 14, 2009

    Isn't shock wonderful. Later he screem blodey hell.

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  • leadfoot February 14, 2009

    He's got those armed guards there to keep you fuckers from taking his shoe.

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  • kenfromdublin February 14, 2009

    ^^^^Anyone got a funny comment to post? Fuckin' idiots on this shite sure come out with some crap in their embarrassing loser attempts to be humorous.

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  • roaddog316 February 14, 2009

    ^^^^^then what the fuck are you doing on here, that's what this site is for, dumbass. if you don't like it then don't come here.

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  • bigpun February 14, 2009

    thats right roaddog ppl come on here to exibit the highest form of intellegence and to see these no good monkies get wasted hope he is going to clean his mess up

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  • paddedwalls February 14, 2009

    youll know its him sneakin up behind you...click...thump...click...thump...hey here comes george

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  • dozer67 February 14, 2009

    kenfromdublin why so mad? Irish man hadn't had his beer and wiskey today?

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  • pantherkarl43 February 14, 2009

    ambulance responce time there leaves must to desire...

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  • mexican_pride February 14, 2009

    break a leg on the next time.

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  • leadfoot February 14, 2009

    "kenfromdublin"- Put up or shut up. And oh yea, Go fuck yourself.

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  • twistofcain February 14, 2009

    dammit IF YOURE GONNA GO AND GET YOUR LEG RIPPED OFF AND GET IT FILLMED have the common descenvy AND PUT ENGLISH SUBTITLES.... comeon get with the program.

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  • dman6765 February 15, 2009

    This is the grim reality of breaking your foot off in someone's ass, you should have seen the other guy.

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  • killingspree February 15, 2009

    what are the odds of a one legged man finding a fresh foot in the street?!? he should play the lottery, lucky bastard.

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  • joecommonsense February 15, 2009

    well at least it sounded like sirens coming, but i think ill cancell my cycling training tomorrow after seeing this.

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  • fetuswithaids February 15, 2009

    Now tell me can you do the mash potato(mash potato)Can you do the twist(do the twist)Tell me baby a-do you like it like this

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  • marsape February 15, 2009

    don't you hate it when legs and shit get in the way of your daily choirs

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  • awwyeaa February 15, 2009

    eeeshh, its a little more than a flesh wound

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  • haterade February 15, 2009

    put that on ice and they can stick it back on. they have the best doctors in all of kasakstan

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  • dykeslayer February 15, 2009

    yo estaba caminando por la calle y se me callo mi pierna no entiendo por que no entiendo!

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  • rareranking February 15, 2009

    You Know You Are Screwed When The Cops That Blew Your Leg Off Stands In Front Of You With The Pump He Did It, With And You Are In A 3rd World Country

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  • zekesteroid February 15, 2009

    Hey, he's got a leg-up on everyone else...

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  • nightshift187 February 15, 2009

    that legs not just ripped off...it's also BROKEN!!!!

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  • shi-thead February 15, 2009

    I will translate for you guys...

    GuywithCamera: "hey, man does that hurt?"

    GuywithoutFoot: "yeah."

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  • ohwickedwendi February 15, 2009

    I'm not leaving until I get my Mocha Cappuccino Latte to go, and then I need to call 1-800-ASK-GARY--I hear they'll get me a great settlement!

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  • xcookiesx February 16, 2009

    it´s always weird to me how those bystanders never bother to help...all they do is jus stare or film the ppl bleed to death

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  • lordgenocyde February 16, 2009

    "Don't worry about me...I've had worse shaving."

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  • briskman11 February 17, 2009

    There's a guy i wouldnt wanna play Poker against...you could never tell if he is bluffing!!!

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  • willylickaball February 17, 2009

    You cant sue me ,You don't have a leg to stand on

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  • d90girl February 17, 2009

    amazing how those idiots just stand around...

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  • yor February 18, 2009

    He must have done something to someone cuz they are hoping he dies right there. Perubians

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  • mylarjorgen February 28, 2009

    now you can nick shoes from those shops that only show one shoe.

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