The BMX facial

A BMX facial is when you don't quite make the jump and instead of landing on your tires you land on your face.  The problem is your face isn't made out of rubber and is connected to your body so it hurts like a motherfucker. 

28 Comments
  • quadrant5 February 18, 2009

    If you water a face plant will it grow?

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  • eject_21 February 18, 2009

    I think I can save it if I pull up NOW

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  • clockwerk February 18, 2009

    Better you than me motherfucker!!

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  • thoward February 18, 2009

    thats nice but can he do it blind folded

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  • fcku February 18, 2009

    "YEAAHHH-OoooH.." hahaha

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  • jackhammer08 February 18, 2009

    ok guys, wen ur in the air, bmx, motox, watevr, and u r flung foward, let go of the fucking bars and use ur god dam arms to cover ur face!!!!!

    face plant awareness 101.

    dickheads.

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  • awwyeaa February 18, 2009

    i wanna see that screetching bitch do a face plant

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  • s10ryder97 February 18, 2009

    good god damn

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  • ohwhatabadgirl February 18, 2009

    I thought you had to add water before eating "MUD PIES"

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  • zekesteroid February 18, 2009

    Instructional video on making the perfect face plant...

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  • stueckscheisse February 18, 2009

    Autsch xD

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  • zpimpin1 February 18, 2009

    it would have been more satisfing if it was a adult. kids are supposed to do dumb shit

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  • toubrouk February 18, 2009

    Gravity won again!

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  • khaslave February 18, 2009

    "8" dude! There's a reason you wear a full face helmet when going off road.

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  • roaddog316 February 18, 2009

    Sweet! Looks like his bike opened up a can of whoop-ass on the little fucker! I'll give him a 8.5 on his landing... would have gotten a 10 if he had broken his pencil-neck. Maybe next time...

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  • paddedwalls February 18, 2009

    ha ha ha DIRT TASE GOOD!!!!

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  • fetuswithaids February 18, 2009

    You better hope Mommy bought a sixer for Ted,kid.

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  • kersone1 February 18, 2009

    when someone is OBVIOUSLY eggin you on to do something really stupid, theres always a point to it...

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  • rgauiidders February 18, 2009

    tuck and roll dumbass

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  • rareranking February 19, 2009

    Looks like you need a band-aid

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  • joecommonsense February 19, 2009

    try a different proffesion, how about pilot school?

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  • superhotdom February 19, 2009

    fag

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  • absinthe February 19, 2009

    Ground 1 / Kid 0

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  • dr_knoocker February 19, 2009

    walk it off, walk it off

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  • ohwickedwendi February 20, 2009

    Epic Fail!

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  • briskman11 February 20, 2009

    He wont live to see his 18th birthday if we are lucky!!!

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  • angelb February 23, 2009

    one question..where is the parents when these little speacial kids are out doin this stuff?

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  • mylarjorgen February 28, 2009

    Heads, you lose.

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