I was always told that humans couldn't fly but this crash video proves that theory totally wrong. The shitty part is learning to land. Usually that doesn't go so well seeing as how when the car hits it renders you unconscious.
oooh...fastest 100 meter dash ever...
Less damage to your vehicle hitting the person rather than the truck. Good choice.
thats why they invented the sidewalk ,you should of used it dumbass
Why were the stupid fuckers walking in the road? Twats!
"...renders you unconscious." Fuck that, how about "Renders you God Damn Mother Fucking DEAD!!!"
that will leave a mark
Drunk cellphone calling.
Call for the meat wagon , too far gone for an ambulance.
That's a long way to go after he got hit to still be alive.
yeah! lets take a nice walk on the road... Dumbass!!!
scrape up the body parts and stick a fork in them 'cause his ass is done...
pedestrians have the right..... to get run the fuck over if they walk in the road
they wont hit me they dont want t-.....
you know there are super powers out there, only with a lil help
little piece of shit cars shouldn't go that fast...laws of physics i tell ya what!
Now, you all know, that if those pedestrians would have been drunk, they'd have been all good.
even super heroes are suffering from todays bad economy, he cant afford to fly on his own.
"Follow the yellow brick road...follow the yel..BOOM!!!"
why does this make me think of bowling...
wow when death comes a callin' he isnt jokin around no more!
That was totally OVERKILL