Crazy Asian Lady at The Airport - TRANSLATED!!!

After tons of requests for the translation of the crazy Asian lady at the airport video, our team has thoroughly studied the video and has come up with an extremely accurate translation of what is being said at the terminal.  This women really needs to find her husband...

34 Comments
  • dickfuck February 19, 2009

    hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • bubbacrow February 19, 2009

    well what the fuck. this gal needs ike turner like i need to win the lotto. i kinda suspect that ya'lls translation ain't that far off. well if her feet are bound nice and small she can get off in my book.

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  • skrallster February 19, 2009

    lmao XD

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  • lucas503 February 19, 2009

    did u used a Rosetta stone to translated

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  • leadfoot February 19, 2009

    At least I knew enough to have the sound off this time.

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  • thundermug February 19, 2009

    Very good, boys. I needed a good laugh.

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  • crapmonkeyx42 February 19, 2009

    Ohhhhh cock shit balls!

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  • sleeko February 19, 2009

    "Hot carl"???....WTF?

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  • bigpun February 19, 2009

    someone should of given her a cup of piss to help calm her down

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  • toubrouk February 19, 2009

    Well, that was instructive. Now, can someone please taze the bitch?

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  • madmuthafuka February 19, 2009

    O.K. THEN

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  • absinthe February 19, 2009

    Nothing transcends the language barrier like funny captions. Nice work! lol.

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  • tolme February 19, 2009

    Wait a second...you belong to this communtiy and don't know what a hot carl is?

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  • khaslave February 19, 2009

    Better then a dubed Godzillia movie

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  • paddedwalls February 19, 2009

    must have been a slow day for you guys, very funny though..props..

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  • zpimpin1 February 19, 2009

    I bet that is ezactly what she said. execellent translation guys

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  • awwyeaa February 19, 2009

    Hot Carl - the act of defacating on someones face

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  • jizzmonkey February 19, 2009

    wtf u guys messed up the end, she said she wanted bukake not to land the plane.

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  • duramax February 19, 2009

    This is the kind of shit that keeps me coming back to Crazyshit there the fuckin best!!!

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  • kersone1 February 19, 2009

    that shit was great...better than the first time...lolol...

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  • marsape February 19, 2009

    not bad

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  • ohwickedwendi February 20, 2009

    Damn! That was the best! The only thing that could've made it better would be more cowbell...

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  • blanton1492 February 20, 2009

    that is not what she said......thay..the airport has lost her baggage....

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  • pantherkarl43 February 20, 2009

    I spell my Karl with a "k" does that mean bukake the face?..cause i like to do that...

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  • pantherkarl43 February 20, 2009

    i would say 50/50 half true translation..half bullshit

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  • lameristotel February 20, 2009

    Ayaaaaaa Im gonna shit my self :D roflmao

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  • pantherkarl43 February 21, 2009

    I figured she shit herself already when she fell down...

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  • shiver130 February 21, 2009

    haha sorry to ruin ur fun, I can understand and speak Cantonese fluently, I'm going to translate literally most of it. In the very beginning she is screaming "I cant handle it, I cant handle it!!" And then she keeps screaming on about how the plane has not even left yet. The man's voice says at about 23 seconds "Dont be so angry, dont be so angry" At about 38-39 seconds she screams Most of the stuff in between here is inaudible to me I cant understand it, near the end she calls something stupid.. and thats about it! hahaha this is brutal "AHH THE PLANE IS LEAVING" The man goes on to say "Dont worry we have another plane arranged for you guys" 1:34 she says "How can this happen!!" then she keeps going apeshit for the rest of the video, and Im too fucking lazy to type it all out... she mentions stupid at the end.. hahaha

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  • jasonjetski February 21, 2009

    This is the best laugh I have had since I last saw my dick.

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  • thed February 21, 2009

    ahahahaaaaaa ! good shit right there!

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  • d90girl February 22, 2009

    someone needs to stay of the caffeine.

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  • jackhammer08 February 23, 2009

    hahaha. oh im going to shit myself!!!

    haha. wow. fuckin asians wuld prob sit ther n eat her undies after.

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  • mylarjorgen February 28, 2009

    Flequwnt Frier?

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  • rockinron April 11, 2010

    look lady just eat a cup of shit and relax the fucker wont be shitting on anyone else but you i swear!! some one get this jap bitch a turd to naw on quick!!

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