Mountain bikers worst enemy... Trees!

For centuries mountain bikers and trees had co-existed peacefully but once the bicycle was invented it was only a matter of time before these long time friends became mortal enemies. In the end there can only be one. I am putting my money on the trees.

41 Comments
  • yestrnight February 23, 2009

    ouch

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  • format187 February 23, 2009

    Better him than me

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  • willylickaball February 23, 2009

    In THROUGH the trees, NOT! INTO the trees, dumbass, Try again!!!!!!

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  • khaslave February 23, 2009

    That tree ran right out in front of him.

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  • bulldognuts February 23, 2009

    I hate when trees do that.

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  • jgimages February 23, 2009

    tree hugger

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  • duramax February 23, 2009

    The tree should have moved

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  • kersone1 February 23, 2009

    Sonny Bono'd that shit!!!

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  • gimmehead February 23, 2009

    That is the only wood he has between his legs

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  • khaslave February 23, 2009

    Things to avoid in the woods

    1. Trees

    2. Dudes with camcorders

    3. Jay asking "can I use that on my websight?"

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  • awwyeaa February 23, 2009

    he reached the finish line

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  • awwyeaa February 23, 2009

    CAUSE HE IS DONNEE!!

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  • ramafistfadge February 23, 2009

    oh..love it when the vid does that...back forward back forward.thats one cool effect?

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  • mrragoo February 23, 2009

    tree mind control

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  • dozer67 February 23, 2009

    KER SPLAT!!

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  • dozer67 February 23, 2009

    KER RUNCH!!

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  • roaddog316 February 23, 2009

    try using a chainsaw next time, dumbass... headbutts just won't get rid of that evil tree.

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  • wackinisgood February 23, 2009

    no shit //

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  • toubrouk February 23, 2009

    Inertia 1, Biker 0.

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  • shimmery315 February 23, 2009

    get me some walnuts while you're up there.

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  • truckingman February 23, 2009

    Well as leased it isn't the "Rocket Eating Tree," but the MF' "BMX Biker Eating Tree!!!!" LMMF'AO,....!!!! Google "Rocket Eating Tree" to see what it is, Bitchess!!!! Still LMMF'AO!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • zekesteroid February 23, 2009

    OLD VIDEO, but still pretty funny. It really is a very smart way to spend one's Saturday morning, riding at a ridiculous high rate of speed on an extremely erratic mountain hiking trail through thick stands of enormous trees. Gee, what could go wrong? Fucking Moronic Dipshit!!!

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  • paddedwalls February 23, 2009

    hahahahahahahahaha i hate bikers look hes eatin tree bark!!!! mikey likes it he really likes it

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  • angelb February 23, 2009

    i dont blame the tree that kid on the bike was talking shit!

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  • ihateyou February 23, 2009

    Alas another white guy, thats GREAT!! Do it again!

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  • ohwickedwendi February 24, 2009

    I hear he does all his own stunts...

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  • fetuswithaids February 24, 2009

    Tell me that fucker had brakes on his shit!

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  • solor1 February 24, 2009

    Eat bark bitch!!!

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  • mrreaper2u February 24, 2009

    We only need to see tha dumb shit hit the tree once. That replaying and back and forth shit is just annoying.

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  • theaussie February 24, 2009

    He is in Darwin's Forrest.

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  • crapmonkeyx42 February 24, 2009

    Hey, who put that tree there??

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  • crapmonkeyx42 February 24, 2009

    This is like bowling only funny.

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  • pantherkarl43 February 25, 2009

    "he never hit the brakes and he was shiftin' gear..."

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  • pantherkarl43 February 25, 2009

    "I'm going to win!"...POW!

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  • pantherkarl43 February 25, 2009

    Tree says:P'OWNED!

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  • pantherkarl43 February 25, 2009

    Tree says:PWNED!

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  • briskman11 February 25, 2009

    Hey buddy youre barking up the wrong tree!!!!

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  • havanutha February 25, 2009

    If this is "going green", you can keep it.

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  • lameristotel February 25, 2009

    Eat the wood dude.

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  • truckingman February 25, 2009

    If you are wondering what a Rocket Eating Trees is please check the thread in the furoms crazyshit/forum/index.php?t=msg&th=10651&start=0&

    Also, this guy, the Fuck in the vid., is still an Assholic Bitch!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • mylarjorgen February 28, 2009

    I think the iraqi's planted it.

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