How Do YOU Milk a Cow?

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Matt G.
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There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to settle down and simply milk a cow.  There are tons of techniques out there when it comes to milking cows, but this has definitely got to be the most effective one.  So, how do you milk a cow?

33 Comments
  • gasguy February 24, 2009

    like jerkin off

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  • s10ryder97 February 24, 2009

    god dammit you got me again...

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  • crazyman1 February 24, 2009

    this vid took a serious turn for coolness at 00:31

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  • kersone1 February 24, 2009

    gave me the same view as motorboatin!! nice!!

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  • chef February 24, 2009

    awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • mrragoo February 24, 2009

    hahahaha! thats a good one...

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  • 169johnw February 24, 2009

    I did'nt think I was gonna like this.I was wrong.

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  • rareranking February 24, 2009

    Thats pretty good!

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  • stfu February 24, 2009

    haha i knew that was comin, but i carried on watching anyway, yum

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  • paddedwalls February 24, 2009

    thats greats guys hahahahaha

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  • roaddog316 February 24, 2009

    nice udders...

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  • khaslave February 24, 2009

    Uderly fantastic.

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  • zekesteroid February 24, 2009

    Udderly Fantastic!!!

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  • zekesteroid February 24, 2009

    Oh, sorry I did notice the post just above the one I just made, my bad khaslave.

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  • godless1 February 24, 2009

    I'll take the milk from the second batch.

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  • fetuswithaids February 24, 2009

    Not that way,but close.

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  • ohwickedwendi February 24, 2009

    Dammit! You guys did it to me again! Just when I thought I was gonna learn the proper way to milk a cow, you get a fetish porn vid in there.

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  • skyline34 February 25, 2009

    i thought the guy was gonna end up fucking the cow! lol but close to the end thats a cow that i will fuck!

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  • havanutha February 25, 2009

    So you don't take your cock out to milk a cow? Uh-oh.

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  • briskman11 February 25, 2009

    Did her tits get smaller as the video went on or is it my imagination???

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  • ouch February 25, 2009

    Pull the Udder one

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  • carnutts4sure February 25, 2009

    Hey Hatesdogs , got a news flash for your pathetic ass . Your attempt at "THINKING" you know anything about my home , finances , classic car collection , etc , etc , etc , is simply a show of not only your complete fucking ignorance on this site , it all shows jealousy at it's finest ! Your pathetic post running others down that you have no clue about only prooves to all that you have a small penis and find that you need to lash out at those who obviously have more than you . I own a ranch cocksucker ! I own some of the rarest and most sought after GM and Mopar muscle cars in the nation and I would compare finances with you any day of the week asswipe and you would surely loose in all cases ! Pussy Ass Computer Loudmouths are a dime a dozen PUNK ! I've bitch slapped plenty of loudmouths like you boy so hide behind your keyboard in safety and jack off to thinking you are the man !

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  • sirleefy February 25, 2009

    YAWN for the video and the above comment. dullards....fuck piss shit.

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  • crapmonkeyx42 February 25, 2009

    Hey, that's gonna give her stretch marks.

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  • pantherkarl43 February 25, 2009

    wow...that's all i can say..

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  • shimmery315 February 25, 2009

    are you identical twins?

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  • dman6765 February 25, 2009

    you might be a red neck if you just watched this and you are still thinking about the cow..

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  • fetuswithaids February 25, 2009

    ^^^^Yo carnutts,please tell me you have a 70 cuda in your collection,and I will personally fly out and shake your hand!

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  • crapmonkeyx42 February 25, 2009

    Udderly fantastic!

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  • carnutts4sure February 25, 2009

    How about a 70 , 440 , 4speed , shaker hood , ragtop ???? 26,000 original miles !

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  • boneyak February 26, 2009

    I've milked cows and goats but, milking chicks is where the moneys at.

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  • angelb February 26, 2009

    wow that is some serious milkin going on

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  • sydfloyd March 11, 2009

    what the fuck was that shit!

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