Day in the life of a suicide bomber

Suicide bomber is a very tricky profession because there are many pitfalls and the job doesn't last long so if you don't finish it right the first time chances are you won't be able to do it again. That and there are shitty employment benefits.

45 Comments
  • crazyman1 February 25, 2009

    first

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  • format187 February 25, 2009

    So.....

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  • willylickaball February 25, 2009

    What? noboby wanted to ride shotgun, what a shame your buddies are pussies, akmed.

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  • mrragoo February 25, 2009

    he blew his load

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  • crazymanny February 25, 2009

    ive never seen a happier man than him.

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  • crapmonkeyx42 February 25, 2009

    If I had only that music to listen to, I'd blow myself up too.

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  • tigertiger February 25, 2009

    Woo! Hoo! Ali kaboom you get 72 virgins!

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  • awwyeaa February 25, 2009

    the 72 homosexual virgins are having a field day with his ass now

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  • leadfoot February 25, 2009

    What a waste of a perfectly good truck .

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  • slipdry February 25, 2009

    i swear those kind of people are fucking idiots

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  • dozer67 February 25, 2009

    BOOM!! straight to hell were 72 fags waiting with a pineapple

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  • rammabumsingh February 25, 2009

    what a waste, there was an empty seat in the truck.

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  • shimmery315 February 25, 2009

    I don't think he made it.

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  • dazzza February 25, 2009

    missed

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  • wickedwithin February 25, 2009

    I could not be happier.....

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  • rareranking February 25, 2009

    Yeap Definitely professional

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  • yeayeayea February 25, 2009

    Now his poop is all over the place.

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  • wackinisgood February 25, 2009

    Ha Ha u suck

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  • fetuswithaids February 25, 2009

    Woooo,bro!When I said we'd blow this job out,I did'nt mean literally!

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  • ohwickedwendi February 25, 2009

    When blowing up a road overnight just won't do....

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  • loopy February 25, 2009

    well, now what?..............

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  • crapmonkeyx42 February 25, 2009

    They don't fight fair.

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  • dirtsprint February 25, 2009

    What a religion in the end you get 72 women that don’t know how to fuck.

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  • paddedwalls February 25, 2009

    fuckin cowards

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  • d90girl February 25, 2009

    fucking fanatics....

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  • truckingman February 25, 2009

    I am wondering Were did he and his Assholic Pussy cohorts get all of the MF' Dimo-cord at.. The Mother Fucker, they knew that Dimo-cord is shock and non-flame explosive, it can not MF' go off unless you what the Shit to. The Assholic Pussy BITCHESS!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman February 25, 2009

    I hate to say this, but I wish something hit that trigger button will he was driving out-side of town. I would be like he hit a MF' bump and BOOM, one less Assholic suicide Bomber to worry about!!!! Hell, it would make all of use to MF' laugh at the Mother Fucker, talk about some Crazy Shit!!!! LMF'AO,....!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • donhogmcnasty February 25, 2009

    I call dibs on ahjmeds flying carpet....

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  • bigg93077 February 26, 2009

    Way to go retard.Now go fuck your 72 virgins,errr wait what species again?

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  • prestonsgirl February 26, 2009

    Good job Akmid!! Enjoy popping those 72 cherries!! ^_^

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  • boneyak February 26, 2009

    All we have to do is pull out our troops and leave them the fuck alone. They will take care of themselves. Why should we care if they wanna kill each other. Let God sort em out.

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  • ihateyou February 26, 2009

    Oh yeah, I can't wait for the marines to commit more "war crimes" against these pieces of shit, and trust me i'd happily video tape them getting sodomized by gun barrels, before they get fed thier own cooked flesh. Uncle Sam has 1 nuke reserved for you Afganistan, to turn that sandy shit hole into a bloody sheet of glass!! We should holocaust all of the Arabs and use thier women for sex slaves! Who's with me, gas chamber BABY!!! But even that would be too good for them. I say death by weaponized ebola. I'm all for exterminating thier religion and race!!

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  • angelb February 26, 2009

    that wasnt right alot of boom and no ahhhh..ohhhhhhhh...woooooooooowwwww

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  • briskman11 February 26, 2009

    He was so excited..."yay i'm gonna die today"...WOW!!! those motherfuckers are crazy!!

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  • bootymanager February 26, 2009

    What a dipshit.

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  • trentrez666 February 26, 2009

    I have this theory.... all of these motherfuckers blast themselves and countless other people to pieces, then they get to their Heaven or what the fuck ever they call it, and it turns out, the 72 Virgins are all MEN!!

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  • prestonsgirl February 26, 2009

    ^^^Just like in Family Guy!!! >:D

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  • lancecpl_20 February 26, 2009

    Budwiser salutes real men of genious. "The car bomer"

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  • yestrnight February 26, 2009

    i hate u sign up for military and go blast those fuckers then

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  • lucas503 February 26, 2009

    what a bunch of desperate fucks only to get women that have bad body odor and body hair, fuck what a bitch allah is

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  • juggalo4ever February 26, 2009

    a couple less sand niggers we have to worry about

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  • ihateyou February 27, 2009

    I just came back!

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  • mylarjorgen February 28, 2009

    It must be really frustrating to have to use your most reliable truck for jobs like that.

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  • sydfloyd March 11, 2009

    That Music Sounds Like Someone Is Taking It Up The Ass!

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  • blowsmoke December 5, 2010

    The guy recording is like...... the asshole actually did it HA

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