Day in the life of a suicide bomber
Suicide bomber is a very tricky profession because there are many pitfalls and the job doesn't last long so if you don't finish it right the first time chances are you won't be able to do it again. That and there are shitty employment benefits.
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What? noboby wanted to ride shotgun, what a shame your buddies are pussies, akmed.
he blew his load
ive never seen a happier man than him.
If I had only that music to listen to, I'd blow myself up too.
Woo! Hoo! Ali kaboom you get 72 virgins!
the 72 homosexual virgins are having a field day with his ass now
What a waste of a perfectly good truck .
i swear those kind of people are fucking idiots
BOOM!! straight to hell were 72 fags waiting with a pineapple
what a waste, there was an empty seat in the truck.
I don't think he made it.
missed
I could not be happier.....
Yeap Definitely professional
Now his poop is all over the place.
Ha Ha u suck
Woooo,bro!When I said we'd blow this job out,I did'nt mean literally!
When blowing up a road overnight just won't do....
well, now what?..............
They don't fight fair.
What a religion in the end you get 72 women that don’t know how to fuck.
fuckin cowards
fucking fanatics....
I am wondering Were did he and his Assholic Pussy cohorts get all of the MF' Dimo-cord at.. The Mother Fucker, they knew that Dimo-cord is shock and non-flame explosive, it can not MF' go off unless you what the Shit to. The Assholic Pussy BITCHESS!!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
the truckingman.
I hate to say this, but I wish something hit that trigger button will he was driving out-side of town. I would be like he hit a MF' bump and BOOM, one less Assholic suicide Bomber to worry about!!!! Hell, it would make all of use to MF' laugh at the Mother Fucker, talk about some Crazy Shit!!!! LMF'AO,....!!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
the truckingman.
I call dibs on ahjmeds flying carpet....
Way to go retard.Now go fuck your 72 virgins,errr wait what species again?
Good job Akmid!! Enjoy popping those 72 cherries!! ^_^
All we have to do is pull out our troops and leave them the fuck alone. They will take care of themselves. Why should we care if they wanna kill each other. Let God sort em out.
Oh yeah, I can't wait for the marines to commit more "war crimes" against these pieces of shit, and trust me i'd happily video tape them getting sodomized by gun barrels, before they get fed thier own cooked flesh. Uncle Sam has 1 nuke reserved for you Afganistan, to turn that sandy shit hole into a bloody sheet of glass!! We should holocaust all of the Arabs and use thier women for sex slaves! Who's with me, gas chamber BABY!!! But even that would be too good for them. I say death by weaponized ebola. I'm all for exterminating thier religion and race!!
that wasnt right alot of boom and no ahhhh..ohhhhhhhh...woooooooooowwwww
He was so excited..."yay i'm gonna die today"...WOW!!! those motherfuckers are crazy!!
What a dipshit.
I have this theory.... all of these motherfuckers blast themselves and countless other people to pieces, then they get to their Heaven or what the fuck ever they call it, and it turns out, the 72 Virgins are all MEN!!
^^^Just like in Family Guy!!! >:D
Budwiser salutes real men of genious. "The car bomer"
i hate u sign up for military and go blast those fuckers then
what a bunch of desperate fucks only to get women that have bad body odor and body hair, fuck what a bitch allah is
a couple less sand niggers we have to worry about
I just came back!
It must be really frustrating to have to use your most reliable truck for jobs like that.
That Music Sounds Like Someone Is Taking It Up The Ass!
The guy recording is like...... the asshole actually did it HA