This whole time I thought big foot was a big hairy ape looking dude and really it's a fucking retarded high school kid that doesn't seem to believe in the laws of physics. What a perfect disguise!
Bigfoot is not o.k.
clifs are made for jumping and legs are made for breaking and water is there for drowning
pfff, you wanna be a man? do it head first
Oh please, oh please let it be an aligator pit.
he is good for the long jump
LMFAO! How The Fuck You Miss Jumping In Water
Sound Like A Tree Limb Snapping!
that aint bigfoot fuck that, the real bigfoot would of landed like nothing and kept walking all cool like it was fuck all
..I guess he wanted to get his welfare cheque really badly!
Big Brown SNap!
And the winner is... GRAVITY!!! (Applause) Won by a landslide!
You know what?Don't call the ambulance.
Oh shit, I'm retarded. What do I do now? "jump off this cliff dude" O-tay!!
parkour 101 SNAP!!!
is that the same idiot i saw driving through the Walmart parking lot at 50 mph?
Well its not like he has to worry about getting to his job! Dumbass. >:(
See thats why i randomly bury land mines in areas where High School kids hang out!!! Gotta thin out the herd!!!
Black t-shirt at the Gap: $35.00
Jeans at Old Navy: $40.00
Value Meal at Burger King $8.64
Turning your brains into scrambled eggs while your friends stand by video-taping this wondrous event?
For some things, there's Visa. For everything else, there's RedneckCard.
why the fuck would you jump from that high and not expect to break somethin. jackass. he purty much deserved that
Miss calculated and miss the MF' water Bigfoot???? LMMF'AO!!!! Next DON'T JUMP SO LONG AND FROM THAT HEIGHT, BIOTCH!!!! Still LMMF'AO,.....!!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
sorry, your feet aren't quite big enough
LMF'OMF'L!!!! The comment are to MF'.... LMMF'AO, ROMF'F, PMMF'GO, and CMMF'D!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
Marsape, What feet...(LMMF'AO)... He has only....(more LMMF'AO)... Stumps To....(LMMF"AO)... Walk on!!!! Still LMMF"AO!!!!!!
(LMMF'AO) the truckingman...(LMMF'AO)
I'm not sure about his big foot but, his big head got a big goose egg on it now. Ha,Ha.
Stupid cocksucker. Serves him right. Ok, I got some trolling to do. See you later homies!
And he wasn't even wearing a helmet...
As you are now stuck in the jungle with a broken leg the best course of action is to pull out them two broken halves and rub them together to make a fire and slap that juicy leg meat on there to cook. You may not be comfortable but as least you'll be warm and have a full stomach.
I thought Bigfoot was supposed to be smart...guess not.
parkour for rednecks
what a tool
One of his friends should have tripped him right before he jumped, would have been funny and he might not have missed the water.
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