Homemade anti-crowd rocket

You would naturally feel sorry for these people if they get hit by a rocket but think about it for a minute. These idiots went to see a home made rocket take off and they knew the risks. That being said WHAT THE FUCK IS UP TRUCKING MAN ROBERT HOLCOCK MOTHERFUCKING ROCKET EATING TREE SPECIALIST! TELL US WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!

57 Comments
  • format187 March 3, 2009

    Red Rocket - Red Rocket

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  • addictedtothc March 3, 2009

    Anxiously awaiting Truckinman's response lol

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    FUCK, A MOTHER FUCKING' LAWN DART!!!!!! I am glad that nobody got hurt and was 25 - 50ft. from the rocket when it landed. Looks like the drogue and maid charges did not go off, drogue separate the (some time with a small chute) rocket to slow it down, and the main parachute at round 700 - 500 ft. for a soft land; This accident is officially call in rockery a CATO but also unofficially called FUBAR. As you seen in the vid. when the announcer called "Heads Up," you better look up and track that Mother Fuck or you'll end up dead or in the hospital with you gruesome pic. or vid. on CRAZY SHIT, Bitches!!!! I am not SHITTING YOU ABOUT THAT!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • mrragoo March 3, 2009

    wheres the earth shattering kaabooom ???

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  • tigertiger March 3, 2009

    Truckinman takes it in the ASS he`s probably still looking at the fag tattoo with a dick up his ass...lol

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    Like I said in my previous post, Liston to the Announcer when he/she says "Head Up" because you don't what a rocket falling at you at about 50 - 300 MPH, must of the higher powered rockets(size, weight, and motor size) can and have reach 250 MPH Velocity or greater at higher attitudes, who'll be a MF' FUBAR SHIT Pile of MF' Human Remains Laying on the Ground!!!! Rocketry is Serous Business with NAR, Tripoli, and (MF') (B)ATF Rules for Safety!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • dagget49 March 3, 2009

    Nice!

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    Shitlooker, I live in North Florida, and I have to check all of my Vid.s and pic.s with the Sentinel Rocketeers' sponsor before I post any thing. Also, this vid. looks like it was taken some were in the mid-western US. I haven't been at a rocket launch out that way yet.... I would have used a different title for this vid. looks like Greg posted this one.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • kersone1 March 3, 2009

    cool! now lay it sideways and attach some dynamite!!!

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    Further more tigertiger, I am Not a Homosexual, and I DO NOT WHAT ANYTHING TRAVAILING AT 300 MPH + VELOCITY HITTING ME, LET A LONE HITTING MY ANAL SPHINCTER, ass hole, THAT SHIT WILL KILL ANYONE!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • gurtman23 March 3, 2009

    hey truckingman you need to get laid, i don't mean from a boyscout get yourself a black whore and unload your custard cannon on her face, you will feel much better. MF BEND HER OVER LAUNCH YOUR MF ROCKET DEEP INSIDE HER MF LOVE HOLE. LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING ROCKET EATING TREE SPECIALIST. PIECE BITCHESS YOURS SINCERELY GURTMAN

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  • khaslave March 3, 2009

    Robert, these cridics hate you because you left your computer and went outside and did somthing.

    Now can you get two rockets and strap them to a shopping cart; light it up and send it down a ski jump. I'll be right here at my computer watching. *LOL*

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    Greg what site did you get this vid. form and did it have the info about were this vid. was taken...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    mrragoo, It didn't have the velocity or a warhead in it to do that. The rocket was a Mid to High powered kit or scratch built running on a H - K rocket motor. I am sorry about that, but rocket can make small MF' holes or MF' creators in the ground. Also, the sound of the rocket coming up sounded like what the V-2 did back in WWII that's some scary Shit right there, Bitches!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    I had a Lawn Dart, non rocket main and drogue deploymnet, almost hit me once. I was kneeling down and taking pictures of the rocket launching and it came down about 5 to 10ft. form me whe it hit the ground. The rocket had a little damige nothing that cann't be repaid or replaced. No, I did not Shit my Pants, but I was high on adrialin when it happened. Talk about a MF' Fucked up situation...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    FUCK!!! I mean "rocket non main and drogue deployment" not "non rocket main and drogue deploymnet..." I am sorry for the confusion.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • gurtman23 March 3, 2009

    truckingman is it possible to put an animal inside one of these rockets like one of your snakes and launch that fucker.

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    No Gurth it is Impossible to do so. The NAR, National Rocketry Association, and Tripoli, Tripoli Rocketry Association(TRA), have rules stating that you can only sent small insects up in your rockets. I would not mind sending a small rodent up in a H powered rocket to test the stresses of rocket flight but at lass, I can only sent up Carpenter, Bull, art up.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    Also, NASA and other official government agencies can taken small animals; reptiles, fishes, and mammals; in to the orbital transition to space.

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  • gurtman23 March 3, 2009

    try a kitten who's gonna know, fuck the National Rocketry Association.

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    ^Fuck, I forgot my signature.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • awwyeaa March 3, 2009

    TITS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ( . Y . )

    SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

    (/) (|) () (|) (/) (|) () (|)

    SHAKE YOUR BOOTY, SHAKE YOUR BOOOTY

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  • hazzze8448 March 3, 2009

    If this was a real crazyshit vid, that rocket would have landed in some half naked, fat chicks ass as she's being stoned...

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  • jgimages March 3, 2009

    lol at gurtman.....hey robert yankonmycock would you please shut the fuck up............sincerely the rest of the cs memnbers

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  • shimmery315 March 3, 2009

    good job greg, you unleashed the truckingmans obsessive compulsive rocket fury.

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  • jgimages March 3, 2009

    oops i meant members.....kids don't drink and type

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  • dirtsprint March 3, 2009

    Houston, we have a problem

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  • fetuswithaids March 3, 2009

    Reenactment of the challenger shuttle launch.

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  • rocky71 March 3, 2009

    Amen Gurtman.

    Sincerely, Rocky71

    Brought to you by the letters C and S

    All Rights reserved

    Pocket Protector Approved

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  • paddedwalls March 3, 2009

    big rocket no boom saddening

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  • awwyeaa March 3, 2009

    you know what would be interesting? if you tied a rocket to your balls with a thin piece of string

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    paddedwalls, just think if the main and drogue charges, small explosive pyros(black powder) to separate and deploy the main and drogue chutes(High powered rocket motors have no ejection charge in them like Estes motors), went off when the rocket hit the ground, BOOM cardboard tube shrapnel 360* around(some rocket body tubes are fiber glass, carbon fiber composite, phonetic(resin treated cardboard)) if you're about 20ft. away from the explosion you're going to eat shrapnel and that shit MF' hurts.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman March 3, 2009

    awwyyeaa, HELL NO. I would not do that MF' painful Shit..... I know what you will end up with, No MF' Ball and Bleeding to MF" Death!!!! Also, it looks like the rocket had a 54mm motor mount tube, so the rocket could fly on a J - M class motors which is MF' Bad ASS, Bitches!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • iwantmythc March 3, 2009

    Alan Ackbar got his kids a rocket!

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  • kieferpwnsshit March 3, 2009

    WATCH OUT FOR MY RED ROCKET

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  • marcodufour March 3, 2009

    truckingman people would take you more seriously if you could actually spell correctly

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  • d90girl March 3, 2009

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  • 169johnw March 3, 2009

    I wanna see a comedian do a version of Elton John's "ROCKETMAN", replacing "Rocketman", with "TRUCKINGMAN", and see if he can still make it funny and relevant.I would do it,but I ain't no comedian!Or a gay singer with talent!

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  • 169johnw March 3, 2009

    ANTI-CWOUD WOCKET,Launched by Wyle E. Cyote.Produced by ACME INC., circa 1973.

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  • crapmonkeyx42 March 3, 2009

    Hey Truckingman! Keep on trucking brother, you sound like a good guy to drink and blow shit up with!

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  • pantherkarl43 March 4, 2009

    ground control to Major Tom...oops,nevermind...

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  • rareranking March 4, 2009

    WoW! All my Estes Model Rockets Have Shoots That Bring The Rocket down

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  • joecommonsense March 4, 2009

    im working on a rocket myself that no one has ever created before and if my theories are correct it will use a force of quadruple speeds than normal rockets. but you know the saying what comes up must come down, but they dont tell you the fine print that the speed it takes to bring it up is the same speed it will be going when it hits the ground, thats why you dont shoot bullets into the sky assuming sky is the limit and the bullets slow down, the bullets speed back up to the ground at the same speed when they left the gun.

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  • briskman11 March 4, 2009

    Here catch...missle...sorry thought you could slow it down!!!

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  • truckingman March 4, 2009

    rareranking, this rocket had a parachute (or two) in it but the size of the motor and the altitude it gains is to great for a normal Estes type chute deployment, Estes and Quest motors have a deployment charge built in to them.. All Mid to High powered Rockets, H - O+ rocket motors, after to have an altimeter(two preferably one main and back up) in the rocket to deploy the chutes, drogue and main. this rocket's altimeter(s) failed, the crash is the result.

    (see next post)

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  • truckingman March 4, 2009

    How very MF' true joecommonsense, the velocity going up is MF' = to the velocity coming down. taht is why all Rocketry mostly uses a parachute to slow down rockets and any other object from 10ft in the to to space reentry the only exceptions are glider based space craft, Space shuttle(s), SS1, Space Ship One, and SS2. LMF'OMF'L!!!! briskman11, the rocket had reached it's terminal velocity, max speed, even if the main chute would have, with the nose cone, deployed the shock cored would have snap up at the nose cone leaving the rest of the rocket to still hit the ground at terminal velocity with the same result, which is MF' to Fuck up!!!!

    (See the next post)

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  • truckingman March 4, 2009

    Thank you khaslave, and I am not that crazy to do that, but I mite like to one day (with safety mind to keep my Ass a live through the event). Also, thank you crapmonkeyx42, Hell Yeah, pyrotechnics Kick MF' MAJOR ASS!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman March 4, 2009

    Yes and the FAA and ATF to name a few, theoretically you need a high powered rocket and a K or M rocket motor to lift the weight of the rocket, simple recording equipment, and specimen(kitty). Also, any rocket flight above a 1000ft. (by Law thanks ATF) Has to have a FAA Waver, LEUP permeate, Explosives Container, NAR or Tripoli Membership with Level 1 - 3 Certification(you need be Tripoli and/or NAR membership with certain certification level to buy the high powered rocket motors(G and above), G-I Level One, J-K Level two, and M+ Level three), So every one know when and what you launch, Talk About MF' Fucked Up!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • jgimages March 4, 2009

    ^^^^after posting 17 times....you think he had enough to say???^^^^ you need more friends

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  • suck-it-dry March 4, 2009

    I'm pretty sure all rockets are anti-crowd certified

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  • ohwickedwendi March 5, 2009

    Ahhhhh...good times...

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  • prestonsgirl March 6, 2009

    Aw...it didn't hit someone!!! BOO! I come to CrazyShit to see death and destruction!! >:(

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  • truckingman March 6, 2009

    I just love to talk about my hobbies. High Mother Fucking' Powered Rocketry Kicks MOTHER FUCKING" MAJOR ASS, BITCHESS!!!!!!!!!!! (Robert has a big MF' smile on his face)

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • crazyman1 March 6, 2009

    hahahahaha close calls like this are funny

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  • mylarjorgen March 24, 2009

    Shit. That truck bloke said something sensible for once but FUCK did he milk it. Did your two incestuous brain cells bizarrely meet up and have MFing fun making a thought.

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  • squirrelkiller May 31, 2009

    If it landed on a cow or an indian it would be worthy of crazyshit

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  • jimmydcap February 4, 2010

    I do model rocketry too and the size of that sucker was a lawn dart form HELL. Man that made one hell of a THUD when it hit the gound!!

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