I am not dead yet

Ok now I am dead. No wait.... Now I am dead.... wait no I'm not... Ahh fuck does it really matter anyways? I am all squished. Someone put me out of my misery. Fuck this hurts. Next time I will be the driver.

24 Comments
  • sikamikanico69 March 7, 2009

    shoot em, this ones still alive!

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  • bulldognuts March 7, 2009

    Famous last words "I think we need to slow down"

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  • mexican_pride March 7, 2009

    she still alive after that wow

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  • mrragoo March 7, 2009

    guys last words "gasp",make sure"gasp"Ishow"gasp"up on "gasp" Crazyshit "gasp....dead"

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  • jgimages March 7, 2009

    at least the door still works

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  • iluvwomen March 7, 2009

    fuck he needs to go faster

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  • ocmw2 March 7, 2009

    Ferrari crash track test!

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  • yokiti March 7, 2009

    Haven't you all heard? You can't keep a good woman down!

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  • kersone1 March 7, 2009

    brutal...EMT coulda helped the one thats still alive first...guess no point

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  • fetuswithaids March 7, 2009

    That's one way to start conserving fossil fuel.

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  • bigpun March 7, 2009

    how fucked up would that crash have been if it was bitch behind the wheel

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  • thoward March 7, 2009

    hit it while it's still twitchen other wise it's just a dead fuck

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  • rodeye2 March 7, 2009

    Just a gag reflex,he should of thought of the outcome before he swollowed.

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  • d90girl March 7, 2009

    Diagonal breathing before death, happens all the time, nothing new, and NO....there already out and don't feel a thing, its a reflex so to speak!d

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  • ohwickedwendi March 8, 2009

    I guess that family does EVERYTHING together...

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  • rocky71 March 8, 2009

    So I bet there's some newly single women there now. Robert's got a chance.

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  • paddedwalls March 8, 2009

    i think it jus residual twitches

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  • rareranking March 8, 2009

    Why do they keep giving the retards the cam that cant seem to keep it still for more then a second

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  • briskman11 March 8, 2009

    I'm telling you its Michael J. Fox behind all these cameras...he might be responsible for every natural disaster ever!!!

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  • willynilly March 8, 2009

    3 smooshed bodies should equal 1 set of good body parts.....put em' in a bucket and take to the fat Marlon Brando scientist on south park.

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  • zekesteroid March 9, 2009

    Bring out your dead [ring], Bring out your dead [ring]. But I'm not dead yet [THUNK]...

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  • mr1derful13 March 11, 2009

    Ummmm i think they need a hug more than the fat cow in the background

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  • yor March 11, 2009

    did he say oouchhhh when touched in the chest?

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  • valel April 24, 2009

    at least they all died together

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