Half the man i used to be

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Greg J.
19,983 Views 7 years ago

One cool part about being split in half is that you no longer have to wear pants. In fact if you lose enough blood you don't have to wear anything. So celebrate bitches because you just got an excuse not to pay the rent.

25 Comments
  • leadfoot March 15, 2009

    Better hurry up with that stem cell research , pop a couple of those bad boys in'em and he'll regenerate a whole new lower torso !

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  • drevil March 15, 2009

    hum wounder if his balls did make it??

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  • pimpnoreos March 15, 2009

    yummy

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  • rareranking March 15, 2009

    3rd World Country = Where The Fuck Is The Broom And DustPan

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  • rodeye2 March 15, 2009

    Paper or plastic sir....sir?

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  • alanakbar March 15, 2009

    Doc, I can't feel my legs! "That's because we removed your hands."

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  • mrragoo March 15, 2009

    at least he`ll be able to use that 2 for 1 casket he purchased ...

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  • ramafistfadge March 15, 2009

    why are they zooming in on the zit on top of his head? dont get it?

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  • prestonsgirl March 15, 2009

    That dude had to slpit!! ^_^

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  • lordgenocyde March 15, 2009

    Look at the mess he made! Who's gonna clean that up?

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  • iwantmythc March 15, 2009

    The zombies are out of control over there.

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  • kersone1 March 15, 2009

    holy shit! the windshield survived!

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  • paddedwalls March 15, 2009

    you short bastard you

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  • fetuswithaids March 15, 2009

    Did'nt I see you in the"Jump Around"video from House of Pain?Ooooh....nevermind.

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  • pantherkarl43 March 16, 2009

    some duct tape and super glue..he'll be fine

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  • roaddog316 March 16, 2009

    at least he will save money on shoes and pants...

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  • rocky71 March 16, 2009

    Now that guy has guts!

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  • bootymanager March 16, 2009

    Dude, you'll be fine. I've seen worse.

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  • man0war March 16, 2009

    walk it off!

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  • shi-thead March 16, 2009

    Man get yourself together

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  • ohwickedwendi March 17, 2009

    When the normal diet just doesn't work.

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  • freewilly March 17, 2009

    good thing they had that wind-shield sun reflector thing over him, we dont want him to get cooked when the sun comes up

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  • briskman11 March 18, 2009

    It looked like they were making a baked potato at the beginning then changed it to mashed potatoes!!!

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  • mylarjorgen March 24, 2009

    That was the shittest camera i have ever seen.

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  • drackredden12 April 9, 2009

    I think I saw his better half!

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