One cool part about being split in half is that you no longer have to wear pants. In fact if you lose enough blood you don't have to wear anything. So celebrate bitches because you just got an excuse not to pay the rent.
Better hurry up with that stem cell research , pop a couple of those bad boys in'em and he'll regenerate a whole new lower torso !
hum wounder if his balls did make it??
3rd World Country = Where The Fuck Is The Broom And DustPan
Paper or plastic sir....sir?
Doc, I can't feel my legs! "That's because we removed your hands."
at least he`ll be able to use that 2 for 1 casket he purchased ...
why are they zooming in on the zit on top of his head? dont get it?
That dude had to slpit!! ^_^
Look at the mess he made! Who's gonna clean that up?
The zombies are out of control over there.
holy shit! the windshield survived!
you short bastard you
Did'nt I see you in the"Jump Around"video from House of Pain?Ooooh....nevermind.
some duct tape and super glue..he'll be fine
at least he will save money on shoes and pants...
Now that guy has guts!
Dude, you'll be fine. I've seen worse.
walk it off!
Man get yourself together
When the normal diet just doesn't work.
good thing they had that wind-shield sun reflector thing over him, we dont want him to get cooked when the sun comes up
It looked like they were making a baked potato at the beginning then changed it to mashed potatoes!!!
That was the shittest camera i have ever seen.
I think I saw his better half!