Yes we are going to bring back this behemoth that is the Daily Shit! But we are going to be having some ladies give you the news that matters. So sit back and enjoy. Please let us know what you think.
to much... uumm.....uuuummmm...uummmm its unprofessional and what the fuck ahe should be naked just like in europe LOL
and shes to figitty
get closer to the camera, like greg did
I MISS GREG
thank fucking god ! i'm so glad the daily shit is back
i agree with chupamiverga, too figitty and too much umms. the sound is too echoey to the point where its almost hard to understand what the big armed woman is saying. you should get a teleprompter because really, its unprofessional and shes not cool even those shes trying really hard.
im with chup but im stoked that the daily shit is back
Hello Danielle, welcome to Crazy Shit. Can I offer you a few suggestions? 1)Turn the lights on. 2)Move closer to the camera. 3)Stop shuffling the papers 4)Stop wriggling around in your chair. Apart from that Not a bad first job.
Contrast, better lighting (don't back light), get a little closer, turn the mic up, lose the top. Bulbs from $6 to $1000 Why such a price gap?
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ummmmmmmmmm Ummmmmm What the fuck? And check out Jays eyes Has he been up all night or is he having to actually work now that he doesnt have Greg?
i see the recruitment of strippers is going well
I think nude news is in order. Not you Jay, the girl.
The lighting is fucked up. That window needs blocked and ore lighting in the room. She's attractive don't hide her in the dark. I would try some ladies out but stick with one eventually so as time goes the nervousness goes and it gets better.
You should fuck her while she's trying to announce the news. That way, there'll be more "Ooo!"s and less "umm.."s.
And ermmm...uuhhm....thennnn and....errrrm....uuurm....Get a bitch who can read and sit still...or why not just do it yourself fat boy.
I thought this was all a joke and that she was going to bust out some dick sucking or something better, you guys are some lazy fucks
I take full blame for the lighting. We were kinda impromptu today. And yes she was a bit nervous. It's a kinda hard thing to do, when you've never done it before.
What about the sound Jay?THE SOUND,JAY,THE SOUND!!!
I'm glad the daily shit is finally back. Her being nervous is to be expected, it'll go away. The echoing sucked ass- can something be done about that? It'd be a real nice bonus if she does the daily shit topless.
Yeah, the sound sucked too. It's our reception room, so there isn't a bunch of shit in it. We'll use the studio area tomorrow for the next Host.
i guess shes not a daily shit virgin no more huh?
It was good, the light and sound problems have been addressed it sounds like.
Next time, more light, less clothing.
Sorry I posted so late. F-yea for bringing the Daily shit back. I like the wierd and unusual news. I say find the wierdist people to deliver it. For the putzes who can't find nudity online; just have a nude chick roll around on a desk; with the news scolling by.
I have to say not bad at all, I liked it when she spun a little and stopped lookin like she had only one boob. On the hole preperation felt pretty good though.
JAY what THE FUCK MAN!? this is bulllllshit. this is so stupid. that was the lamest daily shit ever, damn i think i was too harsh on greg. we better get some drastic changes on this daily shit thing or just get rid of it....... fist of all i didnt understand a word she said... it was just lame and monotone boring uninteresting SHIT. this is crazyshit (my fav website ever) do something fucking CRAZY for the dailyshit, make it worth while or change the websites name too dumbshit....... sorry love you guys. i miss greg
A nipple slip would've made it bearable.
interesting...3 night crystal bender leftoverz
I hate to be hard on the girl because I know she was nervous. Buuuut...she should totally be naked. If she's not naked than I would prefer a male, to be quite honest.
But this was quite gay. The audio was terrible. You couldn't hear anything she was saying.
I'll stop rambling now
Move her closer to the camera, use the same sound YOU used, think about some cue cards.
YOU keep doing the introductions,
we like you Jay,
but we'll miss Greg for a long time.
Can't you get him back?
Not too bad. At least my constipation is gone. WOO!!!!
i miss greg she can do better
i'm sorry i should have added that. I could tell she was nervous. next time just slap her, then she'll be to pissed to be nervous.....LOL just kidding
Glad to see the Daily Shit Back, but Danielle blows whos next? Yes I agree TOPLESS Daily Shit would rule
Next time, better lighting and sound....and I think she would look better in just a bikini...then the guys wouldn't have noticed a thing...
topless would have been better
Get her naked!
Danielle can you send me a turd in the post, i dont want a tshirt a wanna steaming shit from your ass. welcome to crazyshit.
Pretty girl, shame she sounds like Obama without the teleprompter.............
ehh.. couldn't hear her very good and closer would have been better. btw tits or get the fuck out >:3
^^^gurtman is a grub, boo fucking who, greg is gone, what are you cunt's death, blind and stupid, turn up the volume, give the girl a break, can't you see she just had to blow jay before she got the job, not easy sitting still after being fucked in the arse for ten hours with Jays cock can cock, show some fuckning appreciation bitch's, p.s greg had to leave because he is now selling week in front of prisons
camera needs to be closer, then we can decide on all the other BS in this post.
that's not how you introduce yourself. a nice way would be to show the twins. make sure the message gets relayed to the next girl.
then have her say AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA
I don't mean to post the same comment everyone else probably did, but this is crazyshit... meaning don't put chicks on here unless they're nude or at least topless I mean thats just good tv.
i think when greg left...he took the lighting, the microphone,the camera and the crazyshit sense of humor with him.....hey danielle not bad but lets see some ass
yeah. closer. bring the camera closer. and lower. focus the camera lower.
Just cross daily shit with user submitted boobs. Win Win.
THIS SHIT SUCKS................. BRING BACK GREG.
That shit is JUNK! PURE JUNK! come-on guys Did she record that herself, thought you guys were semi organized and you play that incoherent Dogshit and ya she didn't even take her top off, Folks up here in Canada are not pleased with the latest installment of the daily Shit, Tums down! Less yap... More Pussy!
TWEEKER- speed kills- smoke weed NOT speed
Once a week on FRIDAYS! w/boobies front and center
they couldn't actually afford to pay this chick, but they told her that if she did the daily shit they wouldn't rape her, well at least not in the butt
I am very pleased to see the daily shit again. The daily shit used to be the reason I came here every day. But its not the same without Greg. Force him to come back damn it!
I paid 9.95 for this shit I want a refund or boobs
Okay, she did fine, but whoever framed that shot fucked it completely up. Shooting a bright window? Is this your first time using a camera? Mic her. Push in about 3 feet. NO FUCKING BACK LIGHT. Sit up straight, and let it rip!
Yay, the daily shit is back!! Bring back El Greg-o too!
By the way "chupamiverga" means "suck my cock"
She's a hottie!You're hired!
Jay ran out of dollar bills down at Busty Betty's so he was like "I got an idea...can you read?? no..good..Come with me"!!!!
Man ill miss STRANGE DEATHS IN THE NEWS
the great thing about the daily shit was making fun of you guys (clothes, hair, stuttering, flip-flops) don't you guys get it? what we missed was you! we don't care what you talk about, no need for format at all.
its better if you guys do it again :-) or get someone permanent, you guys were real fidgity when you first did it to but now your used to the camera so you do a great job. if its new people everytime it will suck everytime, get one person permanent it will only suck a few times till they get more relaxed. just my view :-p
Ok well...you might as well find someone younger and hotter and make them strip & dance while they tell us the news. Instead of a MILF who seems to have Parkinson's, moving around in a chair, flinging her arms in the air, in a small room that made her sound like she was in a tunnel.
come closer with the camra!
CLoser picture, and better audio would be my first suggestion.