The Daily Shit: Danielle and a bunch of Pot News

jay
7,261 Views 7 years ago

Yes we are going to bring back this behemoth that is the Daily Shit! But we are going to be having some ladies give you the news that matters. So sit back and enjoy. Please let us know what you think.

62 Comments
  • chupamiverga March 16, 2009

    to much... uumm.....uuuummmm...uummmm its unprofessional and what the fuck ahe should be naked just like in europe LOL

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  • chupamiverga March 16, 2009

    and shes to figitty

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  • hparker March 16, 2009

    get closer to the camera, like greg did

    I MISS GREG

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  • deathmetaller March 16, 2009

    thank fucking god ! i'm so glad the daily shit is back

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  • deathmetaller March 16, 2009

    i agree with chupamiverga, too figitty and too much umms. the sound is too echoey to the point where its almost hard to understand what the big armed woman is saying. you should get a teleprompter because really, its unprofessional and shes not cool even those shes trying really hard.

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  • paddedwalls March 16, 2009

    im with chup but im stoked that the daily shit is back

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  • ouch March 16, 2009

    Hello Danielle, welcome to Crazy Shit. Can I offer you a few suggestions? 1)Turn the lights on. 2)Move closer to the camera. 3)Stop shuffling the papers 4)Stop wriggling around in your chair. Apart from that Not a bad first job.

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  • judasz March 16, 2009

    Contrast, better lighting (don't back light), get a little closer, turn the mic up, lose the top. Bulbs from $6 to $1000 Why such a price gap?

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  • ouch March 16, 2009

    Crazy Crackers Pow poW poW!

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  • madmuthafuka March 16, 2009

    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ummmmmmmmmm Ummmmmm What the fuck? And check out Jays eyes Has he been up all night or is he having to actually work now that he doesnt have Greg?

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  • addictedtothc March 16, 2009

    i see the recruitment of strippers is going well

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  • rc2james March 16, 2009

    I think nude news is in order. Not you Jay, the girl.

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  • rocky71 March 16, 2009

    The lighting is fucked up. That window needs blocked and ore lighting in the room. She's attractive don't hide her in the dark. I would try some ladies out but stick with one eventually so as time goes the nervousness goes and it gets better.

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  • shi-thead March 16, 2009

    You should fuck her while she's trying to announce the news. That way, there'll be more "Ooo!"s and less "umm.."s.

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  • sirleefy March 16, 2009

    And ermmm...uuhhm....thennnn and....errrrm....uuurm....Get a bitch who can read and sit still...or why not just do it yourself fat boy.

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  • feelingcreepy March 16, 2009

    I thought this was all a joke and that she was going to bust out some dick sucking or something better, you guys are some lazy fucks

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  • Jay D. March 16, 2009

    I take full blame for the lighting. We were kinda impromptu today. And yes she was a bit nervous. It's a kinda hard thing to do, when you've never done it before.

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  • iwantmythc March 16, 2009

    What about the sound Jay?THE SOUND,JAY,THE SOUND!!!

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  • gearheadnick March 16, 2009

    I'm glad the daily shit is finally back. Her being nervous is to be expected, it'll go away. The echoing sucked ass- can something be done about that? It'd be a real nice bonus if she does the daily shit topless.

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  • Jay D. March 16, 2009

    Yeah, the sound sucked too. It's our reception room, so there isn't a bunch of shit in it. We'll use the studio area tomorrow for the next Host.

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  • jizzmonkey March 16, 2009

    i guess shes not a daily shit virgin no more huh?

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  • darkwestern March 16, 2009

    It was good, the light and sound problems have been addressed it sounds like.

    Next time, more light, less clothing.

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  • khaslave March 16, 2009

    Sorry I posted so late. F-yea for bringing the Daily shit back. I like the wierd and unusual news. I say find the wierdist people to deliver it. For the putzes who can't find nudity online; just have a nude chick roll around on a desk; with the news scolling by.

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  • jj711 March 16, 2009

    I have to say not bad at all, I liked it when she spun a little and stopped lookin like she had only one boob. On the hole preperation felt pretty good though.

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  • jim-brownski March 16, 2009

    JAY what THE FUCK MAN!? this is bulllllshit. this is so stupid. that was the lamest daily shit ever, damn i think i was too harsh on greg. we better get some drastic changes on this daily shit thing or just get rid of it....... fist of all i didnt understand a word she said... it was just lame and monotone boring uninteresting SHIT. this is crazyshit (my fav website ever) do something fucking CRAZY for the dailyshit, make it worth while or change the websites name too dumbshit....... sorry love you guys. i miss greg

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  • havanutha March 16, 2009

    A nipple slip would've made it bearable.

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  • chefstirngutz March 16, 2009

    interesting...3 night crystal bender leftoverz

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  • woohoo March 16, 2009

    I hate to be hard on the girl because I know she was nervous. Buuuut...she should totally be naked. If she's not naked than I would prefer a male, to be quite honest.

    But this was quite gay. The audio was terrible. You couldn't hear anything she was saying.

    I'll stop rambling now

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  • banjobob March 17, 2009

    Move her closer to the camera, use the same sound YOU used, think about some cue cards.

    YOU keep doing the introductions,

    we like you Jay,

    but we'll miss Greg for a long time.

    Can't you get him back?

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  • alanakbar March 17, 2009

    Not too bad. At least my constipation is gone. WOO!!!!

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  • lucas503 March 17, 2009

    i miss greg she can do better

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  • chupamiverga March 17, 2009

    i'm sorry i should have added that. I could tell she was nervous. next time just slap her, then she'll be to pissed to be nervous.....LOL just kidding

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  • ilikebeer March 17, 2009

    Glad to see the Daily Shit Back, but Danielle blows whos next? Yes I agree TOPLESS Daily Shit would rule

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  • ohwickedwendi March 17, 2009

    Next time, better lighting and sound....and I think she would look better in just a bikini...then the guys wouldn't have noticed a thing...

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  • grant1966 March 17, 2009

    topless would have been better

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  • solor1 March 17, 2009

    Get her naked!

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  • gurtman23 March 17, 2009

    Danielle can you send me a turd in the post, i dont want a tshirt a wanna steaming shit from your ass. welcome to crazyshit.

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  • marcodufour March 17, 2009

    Pretty girl, shame she sounds like Obama without the teleprompter.............

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  • elitepsycho March 17, 2009

    ehh.. couldn't hear her very good and closer would have been better. btw tits or get the fuck out >:3

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  • marsape March 17, 2009

    ^^^gurtman is a grub, boo fucking who, greg is gone, what are you cunt's death, blind and stupid, turn up the volume, give the girl a break, can't you see she just had to blow jay before she got the job, not easy sitting still after being fucked in the arse for ten hours with Jays cock can cock, show some fuckning appreciation bitch's, p.s greg had to leave because he is now selling week in front of prisons

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  • seightn March 17, 2009

    camera needs to be closer, then we can decide on all the other BS in this post.

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  • awwyeaa March 17, 2009

    that's not how you introduce yourself. a nice way would be to show the twins. make sure the message gets relayed to the next girl.

    then have her say AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA

    ...please

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  • ikill March 17, 2009

    I don't mean to post the same comment everyone else probably did, but this is crazyshit... meaning don't put chicks on here unless they're nude or at least topless I mean thats just good tv.

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  • jgimages March 17, 2009

    i think when greg left...he took the lighting, the microphone,the camera and the crazyshit sense of humor with him.....hey danielle not bad but lets see some ass

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  • darkman78852 March 17, 2009

    yeah. closer. bring the camera closer. and lower. focus the camera lower.

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  • theaussie March 17, 2009

    Just cross daily shit with user submitted boobs. Win Win.

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  • blkdck4whtchks March 17, 2009

    THIS SHIT SUCKS................. BRING BACK GREG.

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  • franchesco March 17, 2009

    That shit is JUNK! PURE JUNK! come-on guys Did she record that herself, thought you guys were semi organized and you play that incoherent Dogshit and ya she didn't even take her top off, Folks up here in Canada are not pleased with the latest installment of the daily Shit, Tums down! Less yap... More Pussy!

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  • willylickaball March 17, 2009

    TWEEKER- speed kills- smoke weed NOT speed

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  • thunderbutt March 17, 2009

    Once a week on FRIDAYS! w/boobies front and center

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  • stiffy March 17, 2009

    they couldn't actually afford to pay this chick, but they told her that if she did the daily shit they wouldn't rape her, well at least not in the butt

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  • yeknom March 17, 2009

    I am very pleased to see the daily shit again. The daily shit used to be the reason I came here every day. But its not the same without Greg. Force him to come back damn it!

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  • dozer67 March 17, 2009

    I paid 9.95 for this shit I want a refund or boobs

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  • drtyrell March 18, 2009

    Okay, she did fine, but whoever framed that shot fucked it completely up. Shooting a bright window? Is this your first time using a camera? Mic her. Push in about 3 feet. NO FUCKING BACK LIGHT. Sit up straight, and let it rip!

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  • yeayeayea March 18, 2009

    Yay, the daily shit is back!! Bring back El Greg-o too!

    By the way "chupamiverga" means "suck my cock"

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  • fetuswithaids March 18, 2009

    She's a hottie!You're hired!

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  • briskman11 March 18, 2009

    Jay ran out of dollar bills down at Busty Betty's so he was like "I got an idea...can you read?? no..good..Come with me"!!!!

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  • trinitysx March 18, 2009

    Man ill miss STRANGE DEATHS IN THE NEWS

    jaja

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  • shimmery315 March 18, 2009

    the great thing about the daily shit was making fun of you guys (clothes, hair, stuttering, flip-flops) don't you guys get it? what we missed was you! we don't care what you talk about, no need for format at all.

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  • andyhu March 18, 2009

    its better if you guys do it again :-) or get someone permanent, you guys were real fidgity when you first did it to but now your used to the camera so you do a great job. if its new people everytime it will suck everytime, get one person permanent it will only suck a few times till they get more relaxed. just my view :-p

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  • syke0ut March 18, 2009

    Ok well...you might as well find someone younger and hotter and make them strip & dance while they tell us the news. Instead of a MILF who seems to have Parkinson's, moving around in a chair, flinging her arms in the air, in a small room that made her sound like she was in a tunnel.

    come closer with the camra!

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  • jp5er March 18, 2009

    CLoser picture, and better audio would be my first suggestion.

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