Amateur Bike Faceplant

Watching people bust their asses on bikes is always entertaining.  This dude thought he knew what he was doing at the time, but shortly after when he hits the ground he realizes he had no clue all along.  Damn does he fuck himself up! Maybe next time he'll wear his seat belt. 

39 Comments
  • spike69l March 18, 2009

    ha walmart bike u fuckin tard

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  • jgimages March 18, 2009

    probably built by GM

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  • slipdry March 18, 2009

    made in mexico

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  • roaddog316 March 18, 2009

    that was ok, but would have been better if he landed in front of an oncoming 18 wheeler...

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  • mrreaper2u March 18, 2009

    LMFAO. Couldn't agree more jgimages

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  • solor1 March 18, 2009

    Way to go you fat tub of lard!

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  • toubrouk March 18, 2009

    ... and then, the bike said "fuck it, I quit".

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  • bomba March 18, 2009

    hahhaahhaa

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  • bomba March 18, 2009

    this is professional stuff

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  • jim-brownski March 18, 2009

    oldie but goodie

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  • adolfo1985 March 18, 2009

    "Is there like skin peeling off"? fucker got what he deserved!

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  • dirtsprint March 18, 2009

    Some Chinese welder is laughing his ass off

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  • thoward March 18, 2009

    yep that hurt

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  • sydfloyd March 18, 2009

    how the fuck do you snap a bike in half?

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  • fuckyou420 March 18, 2009

    made ford tough

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  • shimmery315 March 18, 2009

    is matt just reposting all gregs old stuff?

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  • mrragoo March 18, 2009

    you know your too fat when....

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  • leadfoot March 18, 2009

    old

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  • fullbeard420 March 18, 2009

    becuz of he fat.

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  • dozer67 March 18, 2009

    A Chinese made bike just imagine there cars god help us.

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  • ramafistfadge March 18, 2009

    ive always said bikes made of 'lego' are no good???

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  • madmuthafuka March 18, 2009

    Rerun

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  • paddedwalls March 18, 2009

    thats why there isnt fat asses in the x games

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  • tolme March 18, 2009

    borning

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  • itsus2 March 18, 2009

    its called shock load dumb ass. youll remember next time i bet

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  • fetuswithaids March 18, 2009

    I think the box clearly stated"no elephants should ride this bike in any form".

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  • rareranking March 18, 2009

    Cant buy a cheap bike to do high priced bike tricks

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  • iwantmythc March 18, 2009

    I've seen this before and it wasn't that long ago.What Gregs shoe size because it seems to me that you muthafuckers are having a hard time fillin em......MATT!!!

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  • ikill March 19, 2009

    The Flying Fatty of Fail. Coming to your town soon.

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  • ohwickedwendi March 19, 2009

    Bike must have been made in China...

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  • rodeye2 March 19, 2009

    Re-run.

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  • freewilly March 19, 2009

    some billy mays mighty putty for the bike and mighty mend-it for his face

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  • rocky71 March 19, 2009

    He was Bi-cycle. God punished him

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  • marsape March 19, 2009

    what happened, did greg steal the box of videos on his way out the door, come on Jay, this shit is older than the penny farthing

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  • briskman11 March 19, 2009

    Maximum Weight Load: One Big Pussy!!!

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  • angelb March 19, 2009

    dang and he just put that bike together

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  • joecommonsense March 21, 2009

    i reviewed the instructions and your bike did exactly what it was supposed to do, you stupid idiot, now try it with a car.

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  • mylarjorgen March 24, 2009

    Was he French? cos it looked like he had a handlebar moustache

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  • squirrelkiller May 27, 2009

    Two unicycles for sale

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