Adventures of Crab Girl VS. Spiderman and Batman

Crab Girl is one of the fiercest, most destructive human beings on the planet.  With an extra head and extra limbs, just imagine the type of damage she can do to Spiderman and Batman.  She can even give the whole family high fives when they're done playing.

54 Comments
  • elitepsycho March 20, 2009

    first?!

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  • kersone1 March 20, 2009

    Ok...but how do they crap?

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  • kenfromdublin March 20, 2009

    Making fun of unfortunate kids is not good, not good at all, you're going straight to the dungeons of Hell.

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  • zisisub March 20, 2009

    The Irish is right you should't make fun of this kid...shame...

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  • kersone1 March 20, 2009

    i didnt make fun, im sereous, HOW?!? it dosent make sense....

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  • kersone1 March 20, 2009

    whats is funny, you probibly didnt even notice, but how spiderkid runs up to batkid in the beginning and shoves him off the bike...

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  • marsape March 20, 2009

    hey ken, keep ya fucked up religious shit up your arse were it belongs, hell doesn't exist, and these bitch's should have been needled with cyanide at birth, would you want to live a life ass a freak show on legs, the cunts that allow this shit to grow up need a bullet, fuck you goody two shoes fucker's, the way mankind is going all mankind will be mongroid by the year 3000, who's going to run the show then

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  • spedman March 20, 2009

    ^^ lmao

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  • pirametsin March 20, 2009

    great disguise

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  • eject_21 March 20, 2009

    If they bred, would you get spider crabs Mmmmmmmm,crab.

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  • kenfromdublin March 20, 2009

    Hey mARSEape the only reason God gave you a head was to keep your ears apart you thick stupid CUNT! :)

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  • pyro_nemesis March 20, 2009

    SO why'd they keep you around marsape? Maybe no heart to pump the cyanide into.....

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  • zisisub March 20, 2009

    -Kersone, my comment wasn't for you but for that fatass Jay who posted the video.Ken, god hasn't got anything to do with this man because simply he doesn't exist and Marsape i totaly agree with you at the part where we should shoot the fuckers who let this girl get to the birth, but it's not the girls fault...

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  • grant1966 March 20, 2009

    WHOS THE PRETTY ONE NO I DONT WANT TO KISS YOU JANE I WANT SUSY SHES THE ONE I WANT CAN YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES

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  • eject_21 March 20, 2009

    Ken, relax, eat a potato, beat your wife, and drink some more whiskey. Check your feelings at the door, because no one cares.

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  • marsape March 20, 2009

    ^the world will be such a better place once you bible bashers are gone, can't fucking wait

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  • eject_21 March 20, 2009

    Let me guess, something about my sister, Thick stupid cunt, karma, and a trailer park. Oh wait, no mention of karma this time. MY head keeping my ears apart instead. Unoriginal inbred fucksack.

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  • kenfromdublin March 20, 2009

    Marsape - you're cool - I take that back, eject21 (named after his sister divorced him and ejected him out of their trailer park home when he was just ....21.... AWHHHHH...how sad! Hey eject21 the only reason God gave you a head was to keep YOUR ears apart you thick stupid CUNT! :)

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  • tittyfan March 20, 2009

    I want to laugh but i cant

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  • first1shit March 20, 2009

    what fuckin god,where the fuck is this bastard at, has anyone see him lately.has he helped you in time of need.the theory of a god punishing someone in the "after life" is all bullshit to keep the masses afraid of doing stupid shit, to make sure you get through the pearly gates. if everyone knew there was no consequene for a crime or a sin,the world would be alot different. personaly all you peaple that belive that god shit, are fuckin morons, your gonna be waitin for that white light for a long time.

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  • wickedwithin March 20, 2009

    who cares about crabgirl.....spiderman sure took out monkeyboy LOL

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  • crazymanny March 20, 2009

    wrong!

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  • zeroday666 March 20, 2009

    haha... Spidermans like" Batman fool..! get off that bike and show me you can fly- beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatch!"

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  • iluvwomen March 20, 2009

    fuck first

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  • toubrouk March 20, 2009

    Maybe one of the sweetest video I have seen here yet. the Siamese girls are playing with their friends who doesn't seems to care about their handicap. I find it amazingly positive.

    This being said, seeing Spiderman kicking Batman's ass out of his batbike was hilarious!

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  • 19bambam91 March 20, 2009

    think about the benifits 4 titties, 4 arms, i'd say thats a win for anyman

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  • lucas503 March 20, 2009

    thats fuck up greg

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  • rush March 20, 2009

    ..when they get older they have great career in porn!

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  • ramafistfadge March 20, 2009

    never mind the poor kid wot about the sad bastard hiding in the bushes and filmin this shit....

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  • ramafistfadge March 20, 2009

    ps ive seen this episode batman wins in the end.................

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  • thundermug March 20, 2009

    Tripod jerks off to little kids dressed up like superheroes.

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  • laurentus March 20, 2009

    W H A T E V E R

    Seen others similar to this one

    Now be kind to others, sick fuck !

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  • skrallster March 20, 2009

    what a stupid pair of cunts

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  • trinitysx March 20, 2009

    L M F A O

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  • godless1 March 20, 2009

    Humans are the only species of animal that allows it's handicapped to survive. That said, when she is eighteen, I want to be first to hit that.

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  • island_mon March 20, 2009

    HAHAHAHAHAAH, you're fuckin sick godless1. You keep me lmao..

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  • paddedwalls March 21, 2009

    spider man wins again and crab girl picks up the peices

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  • ohwickedwendi March 21, 2009

    Looks like Spiderman was a little cranky that day.

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  • honkie365 March 21, 2009

    Crab girl has the hots for me...I can tell.

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  • joecommonsense March 21, 2009

    before i post a joke and offend anyone, let me say first that ive seen worse things on this website so its glad to see their alive and well at least and no one is trying to put smilly face bullet holes in the back of their heads.

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  • joecommonsense March 21, 2009

    where's the sign up list for the first expirimental fuck?????

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  • briskman11 March 21, 2009

    "Ok girls Trick or Treat's over...get back in your cage!!!"

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  • rocky71 March 21, 2009

    Poor kids.

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  • marsape March 21, 2009

    Heres some trivia Ken, a little while a go in a far far far away land there was a lovely irish girl, she was selling books on ebay, my girlfriends daughters were in the guiness world record book she was selling, once i told her this she sent me the book free of charge, and refused to take payment, so i sent her some australian silver dollars from the mint, about 3 months later a second identical book arrived without any return address, it was from this lovely irish girl, i contacted her and again she refused payment, my story goes on, later down the track i purchased some weapons form an ebay seller SHARPBLADES, and they ripped me off clean and sent an email to tell me how dumb i was for trusting them, moral of this story is up to you to decide, takes all types to make the world go round man, can't be nice to everyone man, some people are just cunt's and other's are beautiful, enough typed, now go have a vomit

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  • redcable March 21, 2009

    All of a sudden I just got a craving for some crab legs.

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  • crazyman1 March 21, 2009

    this is really fuckin' low, not funny at all.

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  • willynilly March 21, 2009

    How many movie tickets does she have to buy?

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  • freewilly March 21, 2009

    spiderkid: damn batkid its my turn for crab girl to give me an ultimate 4 hand hand job.

    batkid: hey i have an idea, you get one and i get the other

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  • solor1 March 22, 2009

    Looks like they win the halloween costume contest every year.

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  • angelb March 23, 2009

    wow making fun of kids..there is a hell for that!

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  • sikko March 23, 2009

    Thats more fucked up than a niggers cheque book!

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  • mylarjorgen March 24, 2009

    That would be pure hell if they really hated each other.

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  • thoward March 25, 2009

    yep i cant wait to see the porn that girl will be making in about 14 or 15 years

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  • goddessofsex May 26, 2009

    Hahahaha sorry but that vids great!!

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