Katy Perry's Long Lost Twin

It has been a long and hard search, but the long lost twin of Katy Perry has finally been discovered.  Katy kissed a girl and she liked it, but this dude has definitely never kissed a girl, or anything for that matter.  I wonder how many pounds of cherry chap stick he's eaten in the past month.  Someone get this guy some syrup for those pancake titties please.

51 Comments
  • dust_off March 23, 2009

    Was he sniffing his own armpit ?

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  • deathmetaller March 23, 2009

    OMG FIRST I RULE!

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  • zombie March 23, 2009

    Dogs dont count as girls fat ass

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  • deathmetaller March 23, 2009

    and i'm pretty sure he never kissed any girls...

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  • format187 March 23, 2009

    That man's got fat titties

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  • toubrouk March 23, 2009

    Did anyone know that we can't use the words Nigger, cunt, faggot, Sieg Heil, Scientology, baby-rape and meh on the internet without starting a flame war?

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  • dust_off March 23, 2009

    Yeah, deathmetaller, You rule.

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  • willylickaball March 23, 2009

    Kissing your MOMMA does NOT count. Or the pillow or your hand or your mirror, or your DAD in your moms clothes, shall I go on?

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  • bulldognuts March 23, 2009

    I think it is safe to say he has not kissed a girl in his entire life and as willy pointed out none of the above count.

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  • roaddog316 March 23, 2009

    somebody shoot this fat fuck! oh yeah... deathmetaller, you don't rule shit. deal with it.

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  • spedman March 23, 2009

    fuck that is sad shit

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  • tittyfan March 23, 2009

    hahahahahhahaha! this guys has got better vids than this

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  • briandee March 23, 2009

    blubberman.

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  • grant1966 March 23, 2009

    hook him up with the fat bitch in todays picture section i think they would be a great match

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  • getfucked March 23, 2009

    moo000OOOO!

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  • boredshitless March 23, 2009

    Damn desperate huh? somebody tell him to call fat dweeb hook ups or something

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  • ben fenton March 23, 2009

    Holy fucken shit!

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  • crazywitch March 23, 2009

    moooooooooobies lmao

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  • asphalt March 23, 2009

    Some nasty shit there!!

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  • shimmery315 March 23, 2009

    you're gay, deal with it.

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  • hazzze8448 March 23, 2009

    "cherry chapstick" as he wipes his cheek... Doesn't go there numbnutts!

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  • awwyeaa March 23, 2009

    i bet you would like it

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  • laurentus March 23, 2009

    He's got to be kidding !

    Either, he's on sugar high nor perky mood ?

    WTF ! ! ! !

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  • jgimages March 23, 2009

    sometimes i feel sorry for you white folks

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  • thoward March 23, 2009

    some one kill that damn thing

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  • breeze March 23, 2009

    Are you sure this is a man?

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  • paddedwalls March 23, 2009

    thats something

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  • pizzapie March 23, 2009

    user boobs monday?

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  • rush March 23, 2009

    ..at this point I am in favour of killing whales!

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  • jerryjackoff March 23, 2009

    OMFG!! Somebody please shoot this fat queer twat in the fukin face!!

    Dirty fat stupid virgin bastard.

    Good day.

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  • dirtsprint March 23, 2009

    I want to see this fucker do the Om Nom Nom Nom glass in the ass Trick.

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  • iwantmythc March 23, 2009

    Jay.............STOP IT MAN!!!!!!!!!!

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  • jackhammer08 March 23, 2009

    1, very gay vid.

    2, all matts vids make me wana go back in time so i can hav the wasted 52 seconds back.

    3, ew

    4, wers the greg?

    5, jay, take over posting vids cuz some ppl have horible senses of humor.

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  • jim-brownski March 23, 2009

    wow thats a big bitch

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  • shittybitchy March 23, 2009

    No Sir or Ma'am. I do not believe you've EVER kissed a girl!

    But I do believe that your boyfriend -would- mind it.

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  • sirleefy March 24, 2009

    i have an erection

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  • solor1 March 24, 2009

    This dude's dog is lickin peanut butter off his balls.

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  • citers0506 March 24, 2009

    spectacular man boobs.

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  • killergerbil March 24, 2009

    lol

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  • angelb March 24, 2009

    his boobs are bigger then mine :(

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  • yestrnight March 24, 2009

    Jay ya doing yer own videos now u cant find any new material latly?try u tube

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  • rareranking March 24, 2009

    Are You Sure Thats A Man, Are You Sure Thats A Woman, Looks Like It Could Be Shim To Me

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  • havanutha March 24, 2009

    Jay, take this webcam site off your favorites list. NOW!

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  • pantherkarl43 March 24, 2009

    I think we need a GENDER CONFORMATION here.

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  • butthead March 25, 2009

    Mama, just killed a man

    Put a gun against his head

    Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

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  • briskman11 March 26, 2009

    "i ate 6 pizzas and i liked it..."

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  • sydfloyd March 26, 2009

    the good thing is that he's not going to have any kids!

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  • ohwickedwendi March 27, 2009

    Looks more like he ATE a girl...and liked it.

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  • rocky71 March 27, 2009

    gay x10

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  • mylarjorgen March 28, 2009

    Dammit man, get a fucking bra.

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  • d90girl March 28, 2009

    I shot this guy dead, and I liked it....

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