Where's My Brake Pedal?

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Matt G.
13,632 Views 7 years ago

Asians have a very tough time driving because of their small penises..I mean because of their short legs. They can't really reach the gas and brake pedals as easily as the average human being. When it comes time to make quick decisions, their won-ton legs lock up so quick they can't help but crash into shit.

22 Comments
  • thoward March 31, 2009

    HEY! who put that there

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  • thoward March 31, 2009

    never let your cousin use your van to move his girl friend

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  • tittyfan March 31, 2009

    open your eyes!,you fucking fishhead!

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  • darkwestern March 31, 2009

    Wait for it...wait for it....PWNZED!

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  • leadfoot March 31, 2009

    Should've thrown it in reverse and gotten the hell out of Dodge before anyone noticed .

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  • solor1 March 31, 2009

    Stupid slant-eyed fuck!

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  • fistherhard March 31, 2009

    Poor building structure

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  • jerryjackoff March 31, 2009

    Hahahahahaha!! Open your fukin eyes chinky!

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  • mylarjorgen March 31, 2009

    Lose the fuckin stupid sound effect dude, it doesn't work. It just makes me wonder about the amount of turd pictures you have on here and what the story is behind it all. Give your top his job back you ponce, you may have dollars but he was genuinely funny. Priceless. Half-cast Afro-American chap, if you just got your job back and are now reading this, you owe me beer, and maybe head, i hear guys know about the long meat and how to please (ladies, being the taco specialists of course). bloke.

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  • awwyeaa March 31, 2009

    clearly it wasn't marked bright enough

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  • wickedwithin March 31, 2009

    the fuckin' Chinese are just like Jews with their money.......too cheap to pay for proper demolition no doubt-

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  • rareranking March 31, 2009

    He's still alive dang

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  • shimmery315 March 31, 2009

    the new earthquake proof buildings.

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  • paddedwalls March 31, 2009

    silly me.. its the left pedal to stop

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  • pizzapie March 31, 2009

    Why can't the Chinese make anything that doesn't fall apart?

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  • joecommonsense April 1, 2009

    dont sushi and drive

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  • joecommonsense April 1, 2009

    i mean dont saki and drive

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  • crazyman1 April 1, 2009

    "damn building just jumped right in front of my van"

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  • marsape April 1, 2009

    fucking asian's, building codes out the window, solid concrete uprights with no steel in them, fucking wanker's

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  • willynilly April 2, 2009

    Ping pong, ching chong, Ding dong.

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  • willynilly April 2, 2009

    And.....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HEE HEE

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  • ohwickedwendi April 2, 2009

    Hahahaha. Totally owned by a roof!

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