The Suicide Jumper

He can't jump through hoops, or through a ring of fire, but he sure can jump out of a window on a tall ass building. He smacks the ground harder than I spank your mother's ass every night.

57 Comments
  • man0war March 31, 2009

    fucker bounced a little

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  • thoward March 31, 2009

    I guess he thought death was better than prison

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  • chupamiverga March 31, 2009

    LOL he slapped the shit out of the ground. gravity won again

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  • thoward March 31, 2009

    I'll give him a 7.5 he could have done a swan dive but did a back flop instead that cost he points

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  • rush March 31, 2009

    ..hey you better go back and do that again, you were suppose to land on your head!

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  • spik March 31, 2009

    ta, ta, taaaa, ta, ta, taaaa, ta, ta ta ta ta, JUMP !

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  • leadfoot March 31, 2009

    Yep , that should do it .

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  • leadfoot March 31, 2009

    Sorry guys , no shoes .

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  • solor1 March 31, 2009

    And i'm freeee fal......

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  • xcookiesx March 31, 2009

    it´s always crazy that there´s someone the rite when they jump ..like hey ima go out and film somebody suicide

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  • grant1966 March 31, 2009

    i am actually a little proud of him if your gonna do it than do it no fucking around

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  • redcable March 31, 2009

    Don't do it you have too much to live for. Like what? Hold on a minute let me think.

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  • redcable March 31, 2009

    Ooooo, nice form, but a little rough on the landing. He may have to settle for the bronze.

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  • toubrouk March 31, 2009

    It's a cultural thing.

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  • 420420 March 31, 2009

    see now thats pride fuckin with ya

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  • iluvwomen March 31, 2009

    if u dropped a dime the same time he jumped whats hitting the ground first!

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  • dutchy March 31, 2009

    That was loud as hell :O

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  • fistherhard March 31, 2009

    I love the wave before he jumped. have to agree good form

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  • punchinello March 31, 2009

    Nice camera work. They usually miss the landing in these videos.

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  • jerryjackoff March 31, 2009

    That was cool as fuck. The slap was excellant. 5/5

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  • drublix March 31, 2009

    punch: Agreed, finally some good video quality, nice camera work when he fell, and best of all.. the impact!

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  • fistherhard March 31, 2009

    camera man needs a award for that video. I havnt laughed that hard in a long ass time

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  • mylarjorgen March 31, 2009

    I'm guessing the people trying to get in didn't get the secret password then. "I shall take it with me to the ....oh Fuck, the secret invisible bungee escape clip-on thUFFF"

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  • awwyeaa March 31, 2009

    someone should have told him that's not where the pool was

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  • dirtsprint March 31, 2009

    What a sound

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  • dickfuck March 31, 2009

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  • iwantmythc March 31, 2009

    Why don't he explode ?

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  • paddedwalls March 31, 2009

    hit the ground like a slab of meat on a steel table

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  • donhogmcnasty March 31, 2009

    One less hick's always a plus in my book.... i expected more of a chalky poof when he hit....eh, go figure.....

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  • rareranking March 31, 2009

    Sounded like bombs going off in the back ground

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  • donhogmcnasty March 31, 2009

    what really happened was he noticed his 1986 firebird was being repossesed. High on lynrd skynrd 8tracks and mullet gel, he proceded to tackle mr tow truck from 10 stories up....

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  • tittyfan March 31, 2009

    that makes a peculiar sound doesnt?

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  • citers0506 March 31, 2009

    why do most jumpers not wear shirts?

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  • godless1 March 31, 2009

    good work on the camera, I expected more splat and less thud.

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  • pizzapie March 31, 2009

    Finally a cameraman that does it right. All of you amateur video camera people should learn from this guy. The cameraman not the jumper

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  • fatty_mcbutter April 1, 2009

    video:10

    audio:10

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  • joecommonsense April 1, 2009

    leap:10, twistflip:10, landing:10

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  • marcodufour April 1, 2009

    A 9.9 it would have been a 10 but he failed on the dismount !

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  • crazyman1 April 1, 2009

    there should seriously be a disclaimer on those damn Wile E. Coyote cartoons

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  • crazyman1 April 1, 2009

    every body that commented said that this video is all good, and super funny? and most of them had a problem with the Latina Abuse video? that is some really fuckin' retarded stupid shit for ya, every one's all offended by the Latina Abuse thing and a trouble man being film killing himself is supposed to be all super great and super funny??!! WHAT THE FUCK!!

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  • marsape April 1, 2009

    there was a pool there last time he stayed

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  • beergut April 1, 2009

    2 scared 2 jump from the roof huh?

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  • getfucked April 1, 2009

    would have been better if onlookers laughed and cheered. like - yay!

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  • jo53rock April 1, 2009

    He´s doing it backwards! No seriously hahaha.

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  • dannyboy April 1, 2009

    i don't approve of the scream tags at the end -

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  • willynilly April 2, 2009

    Don't hear that sound every day.....

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  • ohwickedwendi April 2, 2009

    Git r done!

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  • monoxxide April 2, 2009

    OK... NOW FALL BACK LARRY....ILL CATCH YOU!!!!!....

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  • joecommonsense April 2, 2009

    crazyman1 hey i dont really, but im, well, she's not trying to kill herself. and that guy, um, well, he was probably crazy enough to kill your sister so he did us all a favor, thats the difference.

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  • rayeraye April 3, 2009

    at least he pushed off and didnt hit any railing on the way down.."job well done"

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  • pantherkarl43 April 3, 2009

    sounded like a toad hitting a flat rock

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  • sydfloyd April 8, 2009

    I don't see very many jumper videos that show the impact!!!!

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  • minion666 April 13, 2009

    why why why

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  • smack_a_ho September 15, 2009

    so thats how you tenderize ones self

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  • forgedeath June 10, 2010

    I'm pretty sure he was successful, regardless.

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  • dumb_spooks June 28, 2010

    his back might need to be brought back into alignment. Nice landing.

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  • arcknagar May 8, 2011

    little bit left would have made a great vid

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