This Pilot Can Lick My Balls

Pilots can get very distracted sometimes when it comes time for the takeoff. This asshole was probably pouring himself a second cup of coffee and looking up the flight attendants skirt before even realizing he was actually going to fly the plane.

  • format187 April 2, 2009

    And this is why I don't fuck with planes

  • quadrant5 April 2, 2009


  • addictedtothc April 2, 2009

    U can't use Jerry Curl Juice to Lube the Ball Bearings

  • jp5er April 2, 2009

    He saw all those big birds crossing the runway and decided to abort. Smart Move! Props can be fractured and fly apart by impact with birds or just about anything else. Been there, done that, Not Good!

  • thoward April 2, 2009


  • tittyfan April 2, 2009

    Try to fly FAIL!

  • alanakbar April 2, 2009

    At least he put out the fire.

  • lickadslit April 2, 2009

    De plane! De plane! boss We got to gets a new plane!

  • awwyeaa April 2, 2009

    ladies and gentlemen the plane has now stopped, i hope you enjoyed your flight and thank you for choosing us and we hope to see you again

  • iwantmythc April 2, 2009

    Why didn't it explode?

  • big_daddy305 April 2, 2009

    Imagine the "male enhancement" commercial now. *on the phone* Man- I just couldn't get it up. Wife- It's ok honey. I just got you some Extenze!

  • joecommonsense April 2, 2009

    that was a Duckish plane, i mean Chickenish, i mean Pigeonish, i mean, shit, Turkish plane.

  • wickedwithin April 2, 2009

    I thought you said I could lick your balls.......??

  • fistherhard April 2, 2009

    Wave to the camera jackass you have just failed the takeoff. I wanna see him land it now!

  • truckingman April 2, 2009

    HOLLY MF' SHIT!!!! I hate to have to change those brakes of the right landing gear they're MF wielded to the MF Drum, Fuck that Shit!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

  • jerryjackoff April 2, 2009

    Would have been better for us if it had exploded in a million fukin pieces and blown the shit out everyone. That would have been better viewing i fear.

  • draxxen April 2, 2009

    It was a third world plane. So who the fuck cares. Fly on Hawaiian airlines. They are ranked the safest.

  • d90girl April 2, 2009

    Damn, I miss the Concord...

  • rareranking April 3, 2009

    umm 9.5 I didnt really crash

  • ohwickedwendi April 3, 2009

    Wow! Dinner AND a show!

  • itsus2 April 3, 2009

    they shoulda put blocks on the pedals so big daddy could press the brake harder

  • carnutts4sure April 3, 2009

    That was actually a LANDING you stupid tards ! He knew he had problems with the landing gear BEFORE he hit the runway and that's why the cameras were already in place and the emergency teams were alerted you morons !!!! You can see the tires hit the runway at different times and he shut the props off just as the aircraft touched down which is done for safety if the gears fold up . Pilot did a good job to set this aircraft down safely !!! Learn something about aviation people before you make yourselves look retarded !

  • pizzapie April 3, 2009

    carnutt likes nuttsack

  • carnutts4sure April 4, 2009

    Hey pizzapie , your Italian mamma likes my nuttsacks pounding her asshole just before she gets her rocks off !

  • tomjerry April 4, 2009

    Perefect parking, after a landing with Hot wheels, cool chill factor haha

  • marcodufour April 5, 2009

    At least it parked it closer to the terminal for you all..........

  • jimmydcap February 3, 2010

    The aborted take off was an abortion.

  • clunt November 17, 2011

    I read about this a few months back...happened In Detroit I think.

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