This guy is known as the human knife block. I guess his wife was cutting up some watermelon and didn't realize that her husband was taking a nap on the cutting board.
Better him than me......damn
i speak that garbage. ol doc said, 'Now tell me young man. Exactly how much Vodka did you drink this morning'. the patient replied 'I'm German you fucking Ruskie'
My mom always told me not to run with knifes, i guess his mom didnt love him
Hey, has anyone seen my steaknife !!???
hey cut it out
That's how they share their Culture in the Balkans...
Vodka.....the best anesthetic.....antiseptic....whatever-
Stealing someone's knife,huh?That's an outside charge!
awww guys leave him alone, i think he's got the point!
New way of playing Russian Roulette.
bet that feels great
That's NOT a good hurt!
Just leave it, it doesn't look that bad
Dam, he will start a new piercing trend..
just yank it out, you'll be alright.
where did i leave my fucking knife......
That operating room looked like a butcher shop.
I hate when that happens.
OMG! OMG! OMG!...LEAVE IT IN OR PULL IT OUT...LEAVE IT IN OR PULL IT OUT?????
his wife did that??
notice they just pulled it out like nothing, Not the country to messed up like that
Good news; YOU'LL BE OK, Bad News; I'm a compulsive liar
That made uncomfortable...
nobody knows who did it...
Dude, that guy is fucking burnt. haha
I had a girlfriend stab me once...once!
I had a really funny comment but then that scream. Fuck you and your stupid fucking sound effects. I'm going somewhere new. Maybe somewhere i can read what the fuck i'm writing even.
wiggle it around a lil, put a lil oregano, maybe some tomato's mmmm beef stew.
Bitch had a real bad case of PMS!!
ID KEEP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought he would have seen that comming.
Got any sharp ideas?
Thats what happens when u betray captain price and soap.