Flexible Is Sexy

A girl that can twist herself into pretzel shapes can come over to my house any day of the week. I'd dip that bitch in a little bit of cheese sauce to spice things up a bit, maybe throw some salt on her and call it a night.

37 Comments
  • crazyman1 April 18, 2009

    ?ok?

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  • tech-n9ne April 18, 2009

    she can suck my balls while i fuck her,... nice

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  • rawanduntamed April 18, 2009

    She doesn't need us, she can lick herself...

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  • blkdck4whtchks April 18, 2009

    Wow... she can watch herself shit!

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  • sikko April 18, 2009

    What fucking kooks..

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  • theaussie April 18, 2009

    Me like yes

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  • bucknuts April 18, 2009

    Tha circus called they want their freak show back

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  • killakind420 April 18, 2009

    haha..cool pretzel shapes..

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  • pirametsin April 18, 2009

    crazy girls

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  • fetuswithaids April 18, 2009

    Eat something for Christ's sake!

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  • toubrouk April 18, 2009

    It's cultural... kinda...

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  • sewer_cunt April 18, 2009

    uhh

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  • tittyfan April 18, 2009

    sweet! bring her over on monday night!

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  • shi-thead April 18, 2009

    that position just screams with desparation

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  • evil-christine April 18, 2009

    lol wtf

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  • thoward April 18, 2009

    man I wish my wife could do that

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  • stfu April 18, 2009

    man, that would make ass to mouth SOOO much easier

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  • skyline34 April 18, 2009

    fucken blondes!

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  • slipdry April 18, 2009

    cool

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  • drackredden12 April 18, 2009

    I want a pretzel.....that can scream...

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  • jerryjackoff April 18, 2009

    Fuckin twats.

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  • pantherkarl43 April 18, 2009

    I bet she think sex is yucky...figures

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  • rocky71 April 18, 2009

    I hope a pretzel wagon kills them both.

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  • skeeterbates April 19, 2009

    That postition equals hospital or death

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  • rareranking April 19, 2009

    Dat Ho Look Like She Got A Dick Anyway!

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  • solor1 April 19, 2009

    I want to dip my pretzel rod in her cheese cup!

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  • redcable April 19, 2009

    Fuckin' crackheads.

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  • alanakbar April 19, 2009

    What mall was that again???

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  • taytay April 19, 2009

    Fuck me i thought she had Down's Syndrome!

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  • thejayman April 19, 2009

    where else? i'll tell u where else...only on Crazy Shit!

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  • prestonsgirl April 19, 2009

    ...are they over 18??? I'm having some very naughty thoughts about them right now!! O_O

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  • calikronzhotie April 19, 2009

    DORKY ASS BITCHES

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  • lordmoobs April 20, 2009

    they're like 15 most likely, I mean what self respecting 18 would go to the mall to pick up guys when they could just go to a club.

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  • mynutzitch April 20, 2009

    call me wen your 18

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  • ohwickedwendi April 21, 2009

    It shows who I am...I get to lick my own pussy--it's great!

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  • angelb April 21, 2009

    yeah wait til they are old their spine will thank them then

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  • xxdanger0usxx December 21, 2009

    LOL MAN I WISH I CAN DO DAT

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