A girl that can twist herself into pretzel shapes can come over to my house any day of the week. I'd dip that bitch in a little bit of cheese sauce to spice things up a bit, maybe throw some salt on her and call it a night.
she can suck my balls while i fuck her,... nice
She doesn't need us, she can lick herself...
Wow... she can watch herself shit!
What fucking kooks..
Me like yes
Tha circus called they want their freak show back
haha..cool pretzel shapes..
Eat something for Christ's sake!
It's cultural... kinda...
sweet! bring her over on monday night!
that position just screams with desparation
man I wish my wife could do that
man, that would make ass to mouth SOOO much easier
I want a pretzel.....that can scream...
I bet she think sex is yucky...figures
I hope a pretzel wagon kills them both.
That postition equals hospital or death
Dat Ho Look Like She Got A Dick Anyway!
I want to dip my pretzel rod in her cheese cup!
What mall was that again???
Fuck me i thought she had Down's Syndrome!
where else? i'll tell u where else...only on Crazy Shit!
...are they over 18??? I'm having some very naughty thoughts about them right now!! O_O
DORKY ASS BITCHES
they're like 15 most likely, I mean what self respecting 18 would go to the mall to pick up guys when they could just go to a club.
call me wen your 18
It shows who I am...I get to lick my own pussy--it's great!
yeah wait til they are old their spine will thank them then
LOL MAN I WISH I CAN DO DAT