D.U.I. On A Bicycle

This guy figured if he was gonna get wasted on Friday night he wouldn't drive his car, he would just ride his bicycle instead. Guess he didn't understand how hard it is to operate a bicycle when you've had about 20 beers. That's gotta suck being in jail having to say "ya I got arrested for drunk cycling". They're gonna make him wear tight shorts and shove a kickstand up his ass before he gets out on bail.

28 Comments
  • format187 April 20, 2009

    I'm surprised they didn't yell "STOP RESISTING" and then commense to beating the fuck outta him

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  • iwantmythc April 20, 2009

    You cant leave that lyin there .Thats not a lion ,thats a drunk on a bike.

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  • pizzapie April 20, 2009

    I'm surprised he lived through that

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  • willylickaball April 20, 2009

    His first day without the training wheels did not work out for Jim but with a little help from a nice lady and two of Lance Armstrongs road crew he was able to survive the ordeal.

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  • xcookiesx April 20, 2009

    don´t worry..my bike knows the way home

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  • mrlew4 April 20, 2009

    PIGS!!! Always messing shit up.

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  • awwyeaa April 20, 2009

    thats fuckin funny

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  • awwyeaa April 20, 2009

    i gotta try that sometime

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  • standalone April 20, 2009

    give it another 5 mins he woulde been hit

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  • evil-christine April 20, 2009

    ^^^^^^^ YUP

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  • sikko April 20, 2009

    Got Crack?

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  • tittyfan April 20, 2009

    should have just tased him

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  • thoward April 20, 2009

    P.W.I. Is no laughing matter

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  • thoward April 20, 2009

    HA HA THATS FUNNIER THAN HELL

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  • drackredden12 April 20, 2009

    Been easier to just take a cab.

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  • crusader April 20, 2009

    FUCKING ENGLAND!!

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  • thoward April 20, 2009

    never drink a riden bike?

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  • fetuswithaids April 20, 2009

    That's why you have to sniff some blow for a little wake me up.

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  • minniemaiqq April 20, 2009

    happy 4.20 everyone. maybe this dude would've been better off w/ some smoke

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  • rareranking April 20, 2009

    Dang To Feel All The Scars The Next Morning Is Not A Joke

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  • jim-brownski April 20, 2009

    alcochol makes better your ride have

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  • ohwickedwendi April 21, 2009

    He was suffering from vertigo.

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  • fullbeard420 April 21, 2009

    B.U.I.I.

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  • angelb April 21, 2009

    next time get wasted at home and jump on your exercise bike lol

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  • jehuty540 April 21, 2009

    lol wheve all been there XD

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  • island_mon April 22, 2009

    fuck it ! walk dude..lol

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  • pantherkarl43 April 24, 2009

    yeah stay home and get drunk...then get on your treadmill..lol

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  • psychoscumphuc November 8, 2009

    Ive been that wasted. I fell off my bike 4 times in lie a minuite.

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