Superman Suicide

This guy figured he'd go out in style when it was time for his suicide. Although he's not fully dressed up in a Superman outfit, he sure does have the moves. He spreads his arms like he's done this shit before...what a fucking dumb ass!!!

44 Comments
  • format187 April 22, 2009

    Too bad he forgot his cape.... maybe he couldve made it

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  • bulldognuts April 22, 2009

    Hopefully this was a successful attempt

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  • deathbreath666 April 22, 2009

    Can't believe this dude was still alive?

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  • sleeko April 22, 2009

    They put that cervical collar on him so he wouldn't sue..... Right?

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  • alanakbar April 22, 2009

    He lived! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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  • mrlew4 April 22, 2009

    Hope he tries it again real soon.

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  • duramax April 22, 2009

    Its a bird! Its a plane! SLAM

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  • fistherhard April 22, 2009

    next time put a shotgun to your mouth.. do it right the first time

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  • tittyfan April 22, 2009

    fly my friend! be free!

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  • toubrouk April 22, 2009

    Look over there !!! It's a Bird? I's a Plane? No, it's *SPLAT*!

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  • willylickaball April 22, 2009

    UP,Up and away doOoOOOOOOoOOoOOwn

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  • leadfoot April 22, 2009

    "Here he comes to save the daaaaayyy! " Oops , maybe not .

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  • musicology April 22, 2009

    He was clearly over-dosed on pain meds, and simply thought he was on the high dive. Notice the tuck before the failed one-and-a-half

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  • fetuswithaids April 22, 2009

    I'll drive you to a taller structure next time,guy,no problem.

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  • wolff516 April 22, 2009

    next time lay in a bathtub filled with water and drop appliance in and fry u stupid fuck.

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  • thoward April 22, 2009

    wheres the bounce you didn't get the bounce you dumbass

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  • xcookiesx April 22, 2009

    it´s drive thru time at mc donalds now with ur wheel chair

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  • lancecpl_20 April 22, 2009

    If any one is ever taping a attempt at least get to a clear fall point so we can see the whole thing.

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  • crusader April 22, 2009

    ...I believe I can fly....ooops, maybe not!!

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  • drackredden12 April 22, 2009

    Jack! Im flying!

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  • shimmery315 April 22, 2009

    so many stupid fucks in this vid.

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  • oneshot April 22, 2009

    Dumbass!

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  • jgimages April 22, 2009

    ...he walked in on his wife....banging a nigger.....happens all the time

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  • deathbreath666 April 22, 2009

    ^ actually a disgusting, aids ridden, chicken sucking black cunt with a 600 pound ass wanted to fuck him and he realised it was jgimages out working so he had to choose.....well done man, you took the right course of action...

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  • billyb April 22, 2009

    You two last fucks who just replied sound so lame/gay that if u were a wee bit smarter you'd be retarded

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  • billyb April 22, 2009

    B.T.W. drackredden12 nice high school pic. u sick fuck

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  • phuck-o April 22, 2009

    NOTE TO SELF PICK BIGGER BUILDING FOR SUICIDE ATTEMPT

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  • ihateyou April 22, 2009

    oh well what the fuck do you want us to do about it?

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  • ihateyou April 22, 2009

    AWESOME another dead white guy!!! NAture is on my side!!! ALLLLLRIGHT!!!! And remember I hate ALL of you pukes!!! Literally I do! I wouldn't piss on you if you were burning to death.. I'd laugh and watch you die if i saw you bleeding to death at a car accident scene. Nothing gives me more pleasure than dead white folks!! HAHAHA!!! Oh Yeah kill your kids!! I don't want any of your next gen taking any part in running this world!! All Hail Jacob Zuma!!!

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  • ihateyou April 22, 2009

    deathbreath666 eat a black dick!! then go to jail and get fucked by a black dick. Then rape your mother with a black dildo, then give yourself AIDS with a black dick, then choke on a black dick, and DIE!!! Then get raped in hell by a black devil!! I guess you know what I'm getting at WE don't like you fuckers, and the way the economy is I'm glad I fired my white employees. Pay back is a bitch!! Fuck you all!!!

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  • rareranking April 22, 2009

    Hes Not A Fucking Dumb Ass, Hes Just White LMFAO, I Tryed To Be Good But You Just Got To Many Bird Shit Cracker White Raceist On Here., So I Have To Be A Black Raceist

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  • bucknuts April 22, 2009

    .3 lame ass truck in tha way

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  • doc_ock April 23, 2009

    Most of the time these assholes don't die and become a burden on the healthcare system.

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  • marsape April 23, 2009

    Whiteman can jump

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  • phukwututhink April 23, 2009

    up up and oh oww shit forgot my cape

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  • jgimages April 23, 2009

    hey billybob.....how about you go fuck yourself....

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  • deathbreath666 April 23, 2009

    Hello billyfag...why don't you go fuck yourself again...

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  • pizzapie April 23, 2009

    He was on the high school diving team

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  • billyb April 23, 2009

    Dumb Cracker.

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  • midnightraver April 25, 2009

    Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe

    Watch Me Crank It

    Watch Me Roll

    Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy

    Then Super Man Dat Hoe

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  • billyb April 27, 2009

    Get my name right it's billybashyourfuckinbrainsin...............OH,YEA eat a fat dick cocksucker.(deathbreath666-gay name btw)and(jgimages-wtf???)take my advice..KILL YOURSELF.

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  • assassinator July 28, 2009

    good advice billy b

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  • smack_a_ho September 15, 2009

    tsk tsk tsk, what a disappointment. cant even jump off a fucking fire escape and kill himself right

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  • angryblakbitch December 16, 2010

    white man FAIL!

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