How Fast Can You Text?

Texting and driving is almost as fun as drinking and driving, except for the part when you look up at the road and another car's bumper is right in your face. His excuse was that he was texting the number to get a traffic report so he could take a different route. Actually I'm kidding, he just sucks at life.

39 Comments
  • dirtysanchez69 April 30, 2009

    Stupid fucking Mexicans he probally had the Swine Flu.

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  • dirtysanchez69 April 30, 2009

    Oh NOOOOOO First again Format187 is going to be pissed.

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  • dert666 April 30, 2009

    Derp.......

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  • duramax April 30, 2009

    ahh shit there goes my green card!!!

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  • leebuck2 April 30, 2009

    dumb chili shitter

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  • bulldognuts April 30, 2009

    Mexicans and the handicapped =lots of fun viewing.

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  • fetuswithaids April 30, 2009

    All for a piece of stinky Wanda's pussy.

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  • darkwestern April 30, 2009

    Can you say "deported"?

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  • phukwututhink April 30, 2009

    hey you guys quick to judge his race,how quick are you to fuck your own sister,realy quick i bet.he was probaly texting some trashy white chick.

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  • jgimages April 30, 2009

    better text Geico

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  • boredshitless April 30, 2009

    i dont get what part of keeping your eyes focused on the road when u go through drivers ed is so hard to understand?

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  • xcookiesx April 30, 2009

    yep now hes back on food stamps

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  • slipdry April 30, 2009

    he was texting a guy to get an illegal green card

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  • sewer_cunt April 30, 2009

    damn

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  • toubrouk April 30, 2009

    Some cultures out there can't deal with texting.

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  • rodgtard April 30, 2009

    i thought only dumbass teenagers text and drive

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  • paddedwalls April 30, 2009

    someone elses welfare i got to pay for

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  • spinal-tap April 30, 2009

    He still have more rights then us whites!

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  • iwantmythc April 30, 2009

    Why didn't he explode?

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  • wolff516 April 30, 2009

    What a fuckin idiot.

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  • drackredden12 April 30, 2009

    I bet the man in the wheelchair was rolling.

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  • ohwickedwendi May 1, 2009

    They see him texting, they suing...

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  • willylickaball May 1, 2009

    JOB OPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • dazzza May 1, 2009

    snake is underated anyway

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  • brit-shit May 1, 2009

    lmao! dumb fuck

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  • dozer67 May 1, 2009

    he smashed that pinata look at all the candy

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  • format187 May 1, 2009

    I would say mexi-can't drive for shit !!

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  • rareranking May 1, 2009

    His Job, His Green Card, His House and Cars Gone, Oh And The Retard That Was Strapted In Bust On His Ass

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  • thoward May 1, 2009

    damn I need to ride the bus more often

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  • diesel91 May 1, 2009

    A woman in my town just got sentenced to six years for texting while driving. She got into an accident at a construction site and caused a woman to burn to death, and then while she was waiting for trial, the cops caught her texting on 3 different occasions.

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  • jgimages May 1, 2009

    spinal tap wrote "He still has more rights then us whites!"......my dog has more rights than you stupid fucks

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  • minion666 May 2, 2009

    that happend 2 me once

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  • clusterlizard June 12, 2009

    I wonder if he stole that cellphone?

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  • bronson210 September 16, 2009

    nigga in the weelchair was like luda "ROLL OUT"!

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  • crazycracker69 January 24, 2010

    He is back being a MULE

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  • rockinron March 19, 2010

    dude in the wheel chair probably threw his black ass on the ground and started yellin "i cant feels my legs i cant feels my legs ima sue your beana ass!"

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  • dumb_spooks March 26, 2010

    Greasy loser

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  • mark975 September 12, 2011

    fuck you all talking shit about mexicans!!!!!!!!!!!

    you just a bounh a haters!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!! HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • mark975 September 12, 2011

    TO!! dirtysanchez69 HEY MOTHER FUCKER YOU ARE GOOD TALKING SHIT!!! NO MEXICAN WANNA GIVE YOU SOME CHORIZO???? STOP HATTING MOTHER FUCKER!

    IM NOT MEXICAN BUT ILL GIVE YOU SOME CHORIZO THAT WAY YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLLS!!!!

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