Next time the brownies are in the oven this person will definitely be sure to use an oven mitt when taking them out. So that's where the wishbone is!
first on this one too
Not to self.... wear latex gloves when fisting a somalian whore
Note to self.... wear latex gloves when fisting a somalian whore
Should've whacked off slower and used some lube. "The Stranger." gone wrong.
WTF didnt mama tell you not to put your hand there!!!!!
Stealing toast out of a 3 phase 440 toaster while it is still cooking can be hazardous.
ET got fucked up!owwwwwch
Lickadslit got it before I said it. Steal live wires, lose bodyparts to the current.
Hey is that fucker giving me the finger.
Pull the pin, throw, then duck. Not duck, throw, then pull the pin.
1 finger will do
Somebody give this guy a hand.
thats going to hurt a little
dont ever finger a girl, that you met on the side of a bridge next to the garbage dump. thats no hooker.
Holy fuck that's gotta hurt !!
Did he just give me the finger...MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Now bobby din mommy say not to play with firecrackers? Dumb shit you!!
3 aces, 4 kings i win . BOOYA!!!!
its alright you still have one left...cheer up..
never fistfuck a nigger
This is why you don't point at people!
That's what happens when you try to take the last piece of fried chicken after a niggers funeral !
Saturday night's piano concert is postponed.
Looks like the fuck you finger still works
sirsnotalot decongested on his hand
no jerkin the gherkin for quite some time.
never try to artificially inseminate a bull
ha ha fuck off marsape
paper rock scissors is getting violent these days
fuck you to buddy!!
That will teach you to point!
Let's you know not to take fireworks lightly......
it's wolverine in real life!
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....