Dealt A Shitty Hand

Next time the brownies are in the oven this person will definitely be sure to use an oven mitt when taking them out. So that's where the wishbone is!

34 Comments
  • fuck-nigga May 4, 2009

    first on this one too

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  • format187 May 4, 2009

    Not to self.... wear latex gloves when fisting a somalian whore

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  • format187 May 4, 2009

    Note to self.... wear latex gloves when fisting a somalian whore

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  • big_daddy305 May 4, 2009

    Should've whacked off slower and used some lube. "The Stranger." gone wrong.

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  • iluvwomen May 4, 2009

    WTF didnt mama tell you not to put your hand there!!!!!

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  • lickadslit May 4, 2009

    Stealing toast out of a 3 phase 440 toaster while it is still cooking can be hazardous.

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  • thejayman May 4, 2009

    ET got fucked up!owwwwwch

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  • toubrouk May 4, 2009

    Lickadslit got it before I said it. Steal live wires, lose bodyparts to the current.

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  • bulldognuts May 4, 2009

    Hey is that fucker giving me the finger.

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  • crapmonkeyx42 May 4, 2009

    Pull the pin, throw, then duck. Not duck, throw, then pull the pin.

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  • duramax May 4, 2009

    1 finger will do

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  • crapmonkeyx42 May 4, 2009

    Somebody give this guy a hand.

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  • thoward May 4, 2009

    thats going to hurt a little

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  • drackredden12 May 4, 2009

    dont ever finger a girl, that you met on the side of a bridge next to the garbage dump. thats no hooker.

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  • grimmreaper May 4, 2009

    Holy fuck that's gotta hurt !!

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  • briskman11 May 4, 2009

    Did he just give me the finger...MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

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  • jerryjackoff May 4, 2009

    Now bobby din mommy say not to play with firecrackers? Dumb shit you!!

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  • minion666 May 4, 2009

    lol gross

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  • lucas503 May 4, 2009

    3 aces, 4 kings i win . BOOYA!!!!

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  • moedevious May 4, 2009

    its alright you still have one left...cheer up..

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  • sirlikalot May 4, 2009

    never fistfuck a nigger

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  • ohwickedwendi May 4, 2009

    This is why you don't point at people!

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  • carnutts4sure May 5, 2009

    That's what happens when you try to take the last piece of fried chicken after a niggers funeral !

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  • drunkard May 5, 2009

    Saturday night's piano concert is postponed.

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  • rareranking May 5, 2009

    Looks like the fuck you finger still works

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  • marsape May 5, 2009

    sirsnotalot decongested on his hand

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  • shimmery315 May 5, 2009

    no jerkin the gherkin for quite some time.

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  • dozer67 May 5, 2009

    never try to artificially inseminate a bull

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  • sirlikalot May 5, 2009

    ha ha fuck off marsape

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  • dozer67 May 6, 2009

    paper rock scissors is getting violent these days

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  • skydiver29 May 6, 2009

    fuck you to buddy!!

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  • strummer1990 September 7, 2010

    That will teach you to point!

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  • blowsmoke November 10, 2010

    Let's you know not to take fireworks lightly......

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  • korikid June 21, 2011

    it's wolverine in real life!

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