New Creature Gets Discovered

It has a wet hole, it sucks, and it even spits! Well what the fuck is it? It looks like some sort of asshole/vagina creature thing but we are not sure of its name. I hear you can buy them on the streets of Japan and bring them home as a fuck pet. I ordered mine today. Here is the website Creature Pets

42 Comments
  • lickadslit May 4, 2009

    It's all puckered up ...how cute I think it wants a kiss.......

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  • lickadslit May 4, 2009

    relax crazycracker19 its not a real link...

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  • format187 May 4, 2009

    Evil Pussy monsters

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  • chupamiverga May 4, 2009

    thefuck

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  • elitepsycho May 4, 2009

    old shit is old lurk moar

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  • tittyfuck May 4, 2009

    i dont know whether to laugh or cry!!

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  • crazycracker19 May 4, 2009

    Damn it i thought it was a real link...lol

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  • customlucky13 May 4, 2009

    Damn, where can I get me one of those?!

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  • bloodgauntlet May 4, 2009

    THATS FUCKED!!! eughhh, looks like its havin some gay blow party inside itself

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  • xcookiesx May 4, 2009

    stick ur dick in it

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  • big_daddy305 May 4, 2009

    It's like an upside down crawling colon.

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  • mexican_pride May 4, 2009

    dam i wish i had that!!!i would fuck it every night

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  • trinitysx May 4, 2009

    the guestion is: can you fuck it ?

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  • bulldognuts May 4, 2009

    I'm sure it won't take long before we'll see a video on crazyshit of some asswipe trying to stick his dick in one of these.I nominate rareranking to go first.

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  • toubrouk May 4, 2009

    Well, nice fake.

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  • duramax May 4, 2009

    uhh, my wife is no new discovery

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  • the_argus May 4, 2009

    There's no fuckin way that's real.

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  • hazzze8448 May 4, 2009

    "Hey, it's something we've never seen before!!! Let's pour some soda on it...?" Good fake though!

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  • thoward May 4, 2009

    there's know way I'm getting little dick near that damn thing fake or not

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  • drackredden12 May 4, 2009

    paper, scissors, rock, shoot! Damnit! ok, ill do it only for a few seconds. (pants come down)

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  • jerryjackoff May 4, 2009

    Good fake though....

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  • daven May 4, 2009

    What a machine, a squirting machine.

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  • briskman11 May 4, 2009

    They all moved so fast in groups..maybe they caught the retard by itself!!!

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  • phuck-o May 4, 2009

    sorry but that was gay

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  • iwantmythc May 4, 2009

    You want numba won fucky?I give you numba won fucky,fifteen dolla

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  • shw May 4, 2009

    we got sum o them thar critters in the crick down by the cow pastor.

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  • sirlikalot May 4, 2009

    calm down marsape and toubrouk theyre not pocket buttholes

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  • spinal-tap May 4, 2009

    Big pocket pussy!

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  • ohwickedwendi May 4, 2009

    Those wacky Asians are at it again...

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  • island_mon May 5, 2009

    HAHAHahah looks like a nifty little toy for asian burger king kid meals.

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  • steelfury May 5, 2009

    those asians were gonna eat it till they turned it over...

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  • drunkard May 5, 2009

    One of those yellow skinny peckered pan faces tried to fuck it.

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  • angelb May 5, 2009

    they was poking it with a stick lmfao

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  • hellraiserdp May 5, 2009

    finally!! something i can fuck that won't fight back!

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  • rareranking May 5, 2009

    Funny Stuff

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  • deathbreath666 May 5, 2009

    ^ you want to put your dark baby-cock in it you fucking pervert....

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  • marsape May 5, 2009

    ^come on man, you can't tell me you wouldn't buy one of those

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  • deathbreath666 May 5, 2009

    ^ only as an eerrrm....pet

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  • dozer67 May 5, 2009

    If that thing was real those Japs would be serving that with a side of rice on Bizarre Foods

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  • killthe-rabbit May 5, 2009

    so fake

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  • d90girl May 6, 2009

    sure you can find it on Ebay !!!

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  • caliland510 June 2, 2009

    dude it squirted all over them...lol

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